Kyle and Kenny
by William Shakespeare

Enter Kyle

Kenny appears above at a window

Kyle:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the hard on, and Kenny is the Tweek Tweak.
Arise, wet Tweek Tweak, and receive the sensual lubricant.
See, how he leans his tongue upon his ass!
O, that I were a glove upon that ass,
That I might touch that tongue!

Kenny:
O Kyle, Kyle! wherefore art thou Kyle?
What's in a name? That which we call a cock
By any other name would smell as attractive
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove irresistible.

Kyle:
Swain, by yonder sensual lubricant I swear
That tips in his pants the hard come-

Kenny:
O, swear not by the lubricant, the manly lubricant,
That teasingly changes in its neglected orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise neglected.
Sweet, husky night! A thousand times husky night!
Parting is such sexy sorrow,
That I shall say husky night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Kyle:
Sleep dwell upon thy tongue, peace in thine ass!
Would I were sleep and peace, so roughly to rest!
lustfully will I to my wet cock's cell,
Its help to receive, and my attractive cock to tell.

"See, how he leans his tongue upon his ass!" xD