Teardropsonmyguitar: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS GUESS IT NOW

Darknessapproaches: Trent, I told you. We're NOT doing this.

Teardropsonmyguitar: WE MUST DO IT GWEN WE MUST

Cashdevil: Do I even want to know?

Teardropsonmyguitar: YES YES YOU DO.

Ihatedodgeball: ...oh God no.

Teardropsonmyguitar: OH GOD YES

Mamaismyidol: I should've known to lock my doors.

Teardropsonmyguitar: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT

Chocolatediva: Lord, I'm praying for my sanity.

Teardropsonmyguitar: THE LORD CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM THE MADNESS

Sweetcheesecrackers: I'm so afraid.

BoomBOOM: This is going to be worse then the time I was chased by the monkeys in the Himalayas.

Ihatedodgeball: ...there are no monkeys in the Himalayas.

CourtneysOwner: I'M TERRIFIED

Teardropsonmyguitar: GOOD. IT BUILDS CHARACTER.

TheCodemiester: Trent...what's going on?

Madskillz: I'm not sure that even my mad skills can save me.

WheresTyler: I'm scared, sporty-Tyler!

Chickensareevil: I WILL PROTECT YOU, MY WOMAN.

IdontlikeDuncan: She's not your property, sexist pig!

Whiterapper: I thought that was me, eh.

DestroyBridgette: NO. IT CAN'T BE TODAY - GWEN TOOK MY WEIGHT LIFTS!

Eatitfool: My war training can't protect me now.

KatiesBFFFL: I'm so confused and afraid, Katie!

SadiesBFFFL: Me too, Sadie!

Imsexyandiknowit: My sexiness will shield me!

Cashdevil: WHAT IS GOING ON, DAMMIT!

Teardropsonmyguitar: ITS...

Darknessapproaches: Oh God...

Chocolatediva: Why must this happen now? We're not prepared!

Teardropsonmyguitar: NATIONAL...

Numberonehost: The contract explicitly states that I'm not responsible for any damages done during today's event!

Ihatedodgeball: Oh dear God no - let's not make this an event!

Cashdevil: AM I THE ONLY ONE CONFUSED HERE!

PartyDude: WOOHOO LET'S MAKE THIS A PARTY!

Dolphinsareourfriends: I will protect the animals, as a honorary scout!

Teardropsonmyguitar: IT'S NATIONAL TRENT DAY!

Cashdevil: ...wait. It's September 9th. Or 9/9. NO.

Teardropsonmyguitar: YES YES YES! AND STAYED TUNED FOR TOMORROW'S CHAPTER, WHICH WILL DETAIL THE EVENTS OF NATIONAL TRENT DAY! THE AUTHOR DOES NOT HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW, BUT WANTED YOU ALL TO BE EXCITED!

IdontlikeDuncan: Chapters? The author?

Friendshipbracelet?: Wait...we're not real?

BoomBOOM: MUHAHAHA YOU'VE ALL CAUGHT ON! WE'RE NOTHING MORE THEN MERE PUPPETS IN THIS WHOLE ILLUSION! WE'RE JUST CARTOON CHARACTERS!

Ihatedodgeball: ...my God.

Chocolatediva: My life is a lie.