Chapter One

Leave Me Alone, Len!

"Good morning, Len!" Rin called out as she entered her brother's room in the morning. 'Good morning' wasn't exactly a suitable phrase at the moment, however. The boy still slept even though it was well past noon. She scowled and grabbed the blankets on his bed. With a quick tug and a "I said: good morning, Len!" she left him out in the cold, without his blanket to guard him.

"Terrifying," Len mumbled when he opened his eyes to her glaring down at him. "That's gotta be the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life."

"What exactly are you talking about?" Rin questioned through gritted teeth.

"Your hair."

Loud sounds were heard coming from the room as, on the floor below, the house's other inhabitants turned their eyes toward the ceiling, wondering if Len would be sent plunging through it. Finally, it quieted down, and Len came downstairs, completely bedraggled. Ignoring the gazes of the other inhabitants of the house, he dialled up a certain number, one he was forbidden to call ever again.

. . .

"Len, I've already explained this to you a billion times," sighed Miku, stretching across her bed in her dorm room, scowling with impatience. Her friend, Gumi, was tapping away on her laptop, sitting on the top bunk of the other bed in the room.

"Miku, if you don't come back here right now, I will go back to my phase of believing I am a banana!" Len announced over the phone.

Gumi rolled her eyes when she heard him, but she said nothing. Gumi was forced to tolerate Len since he might one day be her brother-in-law.

Miku, however, no longer had to tolerate him since she had ended their relationship a week ago. "It's things like that that are the reason I broke up with you," she informed him.

"I'm not going to hang up until you agree to go out with me again!" Len argued.

Miku and Gumi exchanged a look and hung up the phone. Miku sighed and stretched across her bed, the single bed in this room.

"He's such a creep," she sighed. "He's so clingy, even after we've broken up. Now I'm stuck spending the last week before school starts in the dorm because he keeps coming by my house."

"Good thing this is a no boys allowed area," Gumi agreed, eager to share in Miku's distaste of Len. Then, her eyes sparkled with excitement and she beamed. "In one week, Rin and I will be sharing a dorm room! It's going to be great."

"I feel so bad for your roommate," Miku laughed, causing Gumi's cheeks to go red at the implication.

"Shut up, Miku!" she snapped. "We're not all pervs like you!"

"Speaking of pervs, I met this guy the other day," Miku said as she crossed the room and clambered up the ladder to meet Gumi on the top bunk of the bed. Gumi didn't mind the sudden shift in conversation, especially considering that she and Miku alike had a tendency to go off on random tangents. "It was windy, you know, so I was having issues with this stupid kilt, and this guy and his buddies just went crazy." She shook her head, unimpressed. "His name was Kaito."

"How do you know?" Gumi wondered.

Miku grinned. "I kicked him where it hurt and took his wallet."

Gumi laughed and shook her head, incredulous. This girl was psychotic. "See, that's why I gave up on guys. And now I have Rin."

"But everyone thinks you're crazy," Miku pointed out, pushing the laptop aside placing her head on Gumi's lap, looking up at her. "Nobody actually believes she exists. Heck, I haven't even met her yet."

"Well I assumed Len would have introduced you," Gumi excused herself, scowling down at her friend as she thought of that boy. "They are twins, after all."

Miku sighed and splayed herself across the bed. "Maybe you're right. After Len, I'm not sure I ever want to date a guy again."

"That's the spirit!" cheered Gumi. "There's a new girl coming next week. Maybe you should go after her."

"You mean your girlfriend?" Miku questioned, confused.

"Ugh, no! Touch Rin and die! I meant the other new girl. Her name's Luka."

"I see. Well, alright. Let's give this a go."

Gumi stared at her friend curiously. She'd only been joking, but Miku looked completely serious. From the look in her eyes, she was already fantasizing. Gumi was now afraid to see the end of what she'd started.

. . .

"Um, sir, are you looking for someone in particular?" a timid girl with pink hair asked. Kaito jumped, wincing at having been caught in the act. Here he was, trying to catch sight of that girl who'd taken his wallet, and someone had already seen him peeping. He'd never get his wallet back at this pace.

"No, I'm just–" he started. Then, he caught sight of the girl speaking to him and felt blood drip from his nose. The girl, Luka Megurine, was quite the sight in her new school uniform, a kilt that stayed short enough to show off her long legs and a blouse that could barely contain her breasts. His face went bright red and he found himself at a loss for words as she continued watching him curiously.

Luka Megurine was new to this school. Classes didn't start for another week, but she wanted to move in as soon as possible to get used to her new surroundings. From then on, Luka would be living here in this all-girls academy. As far as she knew, this may have been the last time she'd ever get to talk to a boy.

"You know what, never mind!" he announced cheerfully. "Let's go get some lunch or something. What do you say?"

Luka flinched like a little mouse as he looped his arm around her shoulders. She politely declined, but he insisted. Meanwhile, one fiery blonde girl watching from a little ways away had had enough. As her brother hung back after having seen that look in her eye, she took a running leap at the predator and kicked him right in the face.

"Get away from her!" Rin snapped. "This area is strictly no boys allowed, so back off!"

Then what am I? sulked Len, pouting impatiently as his sister continued to scold the boy who'd been knocked to the ground. She truly was merciless.

When Rin was satisfied, she stuck up her nose and clapped her hands together to brush off the dirt. Then, she smiled brightly for the pink-haired girl. "Nice to meet you. I'm Rin Kagamine."

"I-I'm Luka," stuttered the girl, bowing politely.

Rin smiled again. "Well, unless you want to be bothered by more stupid guys, I'd go inside school grounds. Boys have been flocking around here ever since they discovered a couple of girls kissing." She winked at the pinkette. "Here's a hint: one of them was me." With a laugh, she waved goodbye and returned to her brother, who was still sulking.

"I wish I could go here," he mumbled discontentedly.

"You're not even allowed past the gates, doofus," Rin replied. "Just hang around here while I go dump some stuff, okay?"

"Whatever," grumbled Len. "I don't see why I even had to come, anyway."

"Because you're annoying the hell out of Miku and she's annoying the hell out of me about it so you're not allowed anywhere near the phone!" Rin nodded to emphasize her point. "So, I'm going for a minute, and you will stay right here, right?"

"Aye aye, captain!" declared Len, saluting her. "But first, captain, it's cold out so may I borrow your sweater?"

Rin rolled her eyes and slipped out of the admittedly effeminate sweater that she'd been wearing. It was part of her school uniform, but Len was cold and didn't give much thought to his dignity. Rin tossed the sweater, hitting him right in the face, and left. After slipping it on, Len stared around himself, unsure what to do with himself. The pink-haired girl had left and was far out of sight, and Rin had abducted Len's cell phone.

Then, Len saw a splash of blue on the ground and noticed Rin's victim, still lying there, unconscious. "Hey, are you alright?" Len wondered, kneeling beside him and shaking the boy by the shoulders.

The boy groaned and looked up at Len groggily. His vision was fuzzy, but, before him, he swore that the air around this girl sparkled. Even if she had just beaten the living crap out of him, she was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

"Let's get married," Kaito said to her, reaching out toward the girl.

Len stared at him with an are-you-serious expression and announced, "Yeah, you're fine," releasing the boy and letting him fall to the ground again.

Author's Note: This story is seriously just a crazy romantic comedy. Very light-hearted, minimal serious moments. Just for manateelover777 I did a pairing I swore I'd never do, KaitoxLen. Well, hope you liked it. Please review, lovely readers!