Every morning I wake up

Long before dawn

My cat's on my head

And my dignity's gone

I struggle to work up some smiles

Until I end up face first on the tiles...

I

Am

An

Assistant!

An assistant extraodinaire!

I work through your schedule

And plan all your meetings

And when you go home for the day

I

Stay

At

The office!

Your grim ugly office!

I write all the things

That you'll say in the morning

(Until you rewrite all my notes)

And you'll blame me for all your flaws

You'll accuse me of making mistakes

You'll tell me how miserable,

Useless and stupid, and horribly ugly I am

I am

I aaaaaaaam

And yeeeeeet

I

Am

An

Assistant!

An assistant extraordinaire!

I work through your schedule

And plan all your meetings

And when you go home for the day

I

Stay

At

The office!

Your grim ugly office!

I write all the things

That you'll say in the morning

(Until you rewrite all my notes)

And

All

I

Want!

All I really want,

Is for once to be wanted

Or at the least, needed

Or praised by the boss man himself...

Just once to be praise by the boss man himself...

Just praise

Just...

Once.