A.N. The title of this chapter translates to Victory in Paris. As for the chapter of the story itself, well, it's a spoof of the expression 'puppy love', but since cockroaches are sometimes considered 'bugs'... I guess it's kinda lame huh?
After defeating Escargantua Ginormica and the other monsters became international stars...or at least stars in America and Europe. A mob of reporters surrounded the monsters and started asking questions, but Susan was able to control them into asking one question at a time. No one smart would argue with an almost-50-foot person after all.
"How did you defeat such a large creature?" One reporter asked.
"Well even though Escargantua was large he, being a snail, was also slow." Link replied. "Especially when compared to me. He also was weak for a large creature, so it wasn't hard to out-muscle him."
Dr. Cockroach rolled his eyes.
"Come on Link, you know it was really Ginormica who defeated Escargantua." Dr. Cockroach frowned.
"Well it was your idea." Ginormica smiled.
"Even so, why don't you tell the people how we all defeated Escargantua?" Dr. Cockroach smiled back.
Ginormica was a little caught off guard, since Derek would have hogged the reporters - much like Link was attempting - rather than share the credit. She recovered quickly and told the story to the reporters.
It turns out Escargantua couldn't be befriended. All the monsters tried but they kept on getting slimed (Ginormica even remarked that she now sympathizes with Bill Murray). So they decided to stop the creature entirely. B.O.B, who was always sensitive, was not included in the plan since he didn't want to kill anyone. Instead he was sent to keep an eye on the populace and to help anyone to safety if they got to close to the battle scene. Insectosaurus and Link distracted Escargantua by silking and fighting it, respectively. Dr. Cockroach and Ginormica stayed behind to figure out a plan, when Dr. Cockroach remembered the major weakness of snails: salt. So Ginormica ran off to get large quantities of salt, which she later sprinkled onto Escgarantua. Escargantua shriveled and shrank, until he was nothing more than a piece of dried up escargot.
A.N. The other monsters decided to stick with Insectosaurus since Butterflyosaurus didn't have the same ring to it. Plus butterflies are technically insects so it still works.
With the story done the reporters separately interviewed the various monsters, asking about their back-story and how they defeated Gallaxhar. Each monster told the story in their own way (they warned the reporters ahead of time that B.O.B was literally brainless and so his story wouldn't make much sense).