FINALLY, I get to update!

I hope you weren't waiting long!

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Oh, who am I kidding? It's been months.

Don't worry, guys! I'm not dead... yet.

I need to come up with better titles than "Blast from the Past Part _" because this is gonna last for a while…

Oh well.

Chapter 6

"I now activate the effects of all three of my 'Honest' monsters in my hand to power up my Athena! Go! Athena! Destroy his monster and finish off the rest of his Life Points!"

Opponent LP: 0
Lana LP: 8000

"Were you so weak so that you couldn't even put a scratch on my Life Points? You're so pathetic!" Lana scowled.
"H-hey… You should've told me you were that good before we dueled!"
"Who was the one who attacked me under the assumption that I was weak?" Lana questioned.
"…"

Lana swiftly turned around to go away. However, the loser had other plans. He picked up a box and threw it at Lana, hitting her head and causing her to momentarily black out.

When Lana woke up, the guy was inside her, drilling as fast as he could.

"Take this!" he yelled as he released his load inside.
Lana let out a scream, slowly taking in what was going on. She bit her lip, grabbing her gun, not too far from her reach. She pointed it straight at the guy's head and fired. Lana cleaned herself up as she got dressed, stepping away from the bloody mess.

"I can't believe I just had sex with the world's greatest loser."

She walked past Crow, who didn't bother questioning the sound of a gun firing and told her to scan the next floor.

She took a few steps in when she heard someone yelling insults.

"Kiryu?"
"Lana!" Kiryu shouted back.

Lana hurried over to see that Kiryu was on the ground, tied up.

"Oh, look, your friend's here! Hey, if you wanna save your buddy here, y'know what you gotta do!" said a man, who appeared to be the one who tied Kiryu up.
"Look, if it's giving you some head, forget about it. I'd much sooner just send a bullet through your head than put you inside me."
"What? No! I don't want any sex!"
Lana drew her gun and aimed it straight at the man's head.
"Good. Then, you die."

Stepping past the bloody mess, Lana helped Kiryu out of his bonds.
"You know, you didn't have to kill him," Kiryu pouted.
"I'm done fucking around for today. Some idiot loser pissed me off by being completely pathetic and raped me after he lost," Lana grumbled. "If we're all done here, I could just kill the rest of 'em and claim there was a shooting here done by some hooded guys on some motorcycles."
"There's still someone upstairs," Kiryu murmured.
"Another bitch is dying today," grunted Lana.

Lana stormed upstairs and began destroying boxes with her whip.
"Hey, wait a second…" a voice spoke," Aren't you from the other team? Did everyone lose already…?"
"Kiddo, they died. What else do you think those gunshots were? Shots fired by a monster? Nope. Now get the fuck out before I have to break that door down and shoot you in the head," Lana growled.

The boy stepped out.
"You've gotta be fucking kidding me," Lana thought out loud. "How the hell did a little kid like you become their leader?"
"Obviously because I'm the best."
"You've gotta be shitting me. Alright then, I suppose you'll live. Try anything stupid and I'll have your head blown off in an instant."

"DUEL!"

LP Lana: 8000
LP Kid: 8000

"Go easy on me."
"You're the fucking leader. Why would I go easy on you?"

As their duel disks turned on, a voice rang from the disks. "Special Rulings will be applied for this match: Draw 2 cards each turn."
"Kid, you just screwed yourself over. Surrender now, and this game won't be a waste of our time."
"No! I must win… for the team!"
"Kid, I don't know what's going through your mind right now, but the rest of your team is DEAD. D-E-A-D. Dead. You don't have a team anymore."
"You-You lie!"
"Don't believe me? Check the lower levels. Or, I could just send you to where they are."
"Uhhh… Alright! Take me to them! I need to know if they're doing well!"
"Alright kid. To hell with you."
She pulled out her pistol and shot the kid in the head. Lana turned around and went downstairs, where the rest of the team was waiting.

Jack was the first to speak.
"Did you just kill three people?"
"Yeah, and?"
"That's against the law, isn't it?"
"Fuck the law, I've got tits!"

The four men just stood there and stared at Lana. A silence filled the room for the next minute.

"Well, we should probably head back to the hideout," Crow muttered.
"Awww, no quick orgy in a random base?" Lana complained.
"I'm not sure how horny one can get knowing there are three dead people in this building. Besides, if anyone heard gunshots, the securities are probably gonna be here soon. We should leave while we can," Yusei argued.
"Point taken," Kiryu said as he turned to leave the building.

"All right! Now we've got control over that area, too!" Kiryu said cheerfully, blacking out another region on a map of the Satellite and its territories.
"I just want to know how that little kid was their leader," Crow thought out loud.
"Hey, kid or not, a leader is a leader. Too bad we never really saw how good he was," Kiryu said, glaring at Lana.
"What?" Lana asked, suddenly aware of the attention on her. "I was in a bad mood."
Jack slammed the desk with his hands, causing Lana to jump back in surprise.
"Just because you're in a bad mood doesn't mean you can go and kill people! These are lives we're talking about! We might as well just say we didn't even capture the area!" Jack yelled.
"So what? We're 'Satellite Scum.' Our lives are as unimportant as that of a house fly," Lana pouted.

Jack sighed.
"Well, we've conquered almost all of Satellite. However, we shouldn't get cocky. It's not over yet."
"Yeah, you're right. So what area are we goin' for next?" Crow asked.
Yusei put his hand on Crow's shoulder. "Don't get ahead of yourself. First, we have to make sure we know our opponents."
"Yusei's right," Kiryu commented. "I'll go stake out the next area tomorrow or something."
Jack turned to Lana.
"And when we go for our next turf battle, you are not to use your guns unless absolutely necessary. I would confiscate your guns, but something tells me you're too attached to let go of them so easily," Jack said, looking at Lana as she played with the gun in her hands.
"Fine. My guns stay in my holsters unless completely necessary."
"All right. Let's call it a day. Get some rest," Jack said, officially ending the team meeting.

-The Next Day-

Lana stepped out from the hideout, and looked out at the cloudy sky. Jack was looking at the ocean, and seemed lost in thought. Lana took a few steps closer to see that Jack was jacking off.
'I think I'm going to leave him alone,' Lana thought, quietly walking away.

Lana roamed the streets, until she walked by Crow's living area, to see two people on motorcycles ride by.
"Hey, Lana," a voice said.
Lana turned around to see that it was Crow.
"What's up? You look a bit out of it. Is something wrong?"
"Well, I haven't had good sex in the last 24 hours, and I saw two people riding their motorcycles through the streets here."
Annie suddenly came running out of Crow's shelter. "Crow! Something awful's happened! Itsuki's been kidnapped!"
"What? Who kidnapped him?" Crow questioned.
"I don't know... but they took him away on a D-Wheel!" Annie cried.
"Agh! I wonder where they went off too..."
"Well, fuck my brains out and call me ugly, but I think the D-Wheels we're looking for were the ones I saw not too long ago," Lana spoke.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go after 'em!" Crow exclaimed. "Annie, you stay here in the house!"

Annie ran back into the shelter as Crow and Lana hurried off to fetch their D-Wheels.

They raced down the highway, pursuing Itsuki's kidnappers. They eventually got off the highway, back into the slums. The kidnappers got off the D-Wheels and lead Itsuki towards their building, Crow and Lana arriving seconds later.

"Hey! You guys are from Team Dirty Works...! Give us Itsuki back!" Crow demanded.

The two men turned around.
"Grrr! How'd they catch up to us?" one asked. His eyes widened in realization of the uniforms Crow and Lana were wearing. "Team Satisfaction! I'm calling you punks out! Duel!"

The two captors ran out, blocking the path for Lana and Crow, leaving Itsuki unattended.
"Hey! I'd be careful if I was you. Don't underestimate us!"
"Bring it on!" Crow and Lana shouted.

DUEL! Lana vs. Captor 1

"I'll go first!" Lana began. "Draw!"

Lana examined her hand. 'Not exactly the best hand, but oh well. I suppose I'll make-do.'
"I summon Gellenduo in Attack Mode and set one card face-down!"

Two pixies appeared on the field, circling each other. A set card appeared behind them.

"I'll end my turn!"

"My turn! I draw!"
The punk sneered.
"I set a monster and two face-downs and end my turn!"

"Draw!"
"I activate Tower of Babel!" the captor shouted.
A giant tower spiraled up into the heavens behind the captor.
"Alright. Doesn't matter! I tribute Gellenduo to summon Athena!"

The female monster descended from the heavens, winds blowing around her, causing her dress to flutter. Her hair was a silvery-white, donned by a silver helmet, and she held up a strong posture, gripping her spear and shield.

"That's it for now. I end!"

"My turn! I draw! I set one monster and two face-downs! I end my turn!"

"Alright! Draw! I summon Harvest Angel of Wisdom!"

LP Captor: 7400

The Angel appeared next to Athena, donned in gold armor that radiated purity. From the gold armor extended beams of light that extended like wings.

"Next, I'll activate Athena's effect! I tribute Harvest Angel of Wisdom to Special Summon from the Graveyard my Gellenduo!"

The Angel disappeared, only to be replaced by the two pixies.

LP Captor: 6800

"Now, Athena! Attack one of his face-down monsters!"

"I activate Waboku and Spirit Barrier!"

Athena shot a beam of light at the monster, which revealed to be a UFO Turtle. The beam harmlessly bounced off of the shell of the space-turtle.

"Gellenduo! Attack the other face-down monster!"

The two pixies shot a beam of light at the monster, which flipped face-up to reveal a pyramid. After the light harmlessly bounced off the pyramid walls, legs and a head popped out from underneath, to reveal that the monster was a Pyramid Turtle.

"Your turn!"

"My turn! I draw! I set one monster face-down and another card in my Spell and Trap Card zone! I end my turn!"

"Draw!"
Lana stared at her hand. 'This isn't really helping,' she thought, staring at the colorful group of cards.
"I summon another Gellenduo!"

LP Captor: 6200

"I activate Athena's effect! I tribute a Gellenduo to Special Summon Harvest Angel of Wisdom!"

LP Captor: 5600

"Alright! Enter Battle Phase!"
"I activate Threatening Roar!"
"Fine! I set one card and end my turn!"

"My turn! I draw! I set one monster face-down and end my turn!"
'No doubt another turtle,' Lana thought.

"Draw! Athena attacks your UFO Turtle!"
"Alright, my UFO Turtle's effect activates! I Special Summon another UFO Turtle from my deck!"
"Harvest Angel of Wisdom attacks your face-down monster!"

The Angel charged forward, sending a gust up ahead to reveal the face-down monster, which was a Mask of Darkness.

"Mask of Darkness's effect activates!"
"Not so fast! Chain! Divine Wrath!"
"Grrr! Fine!"
"Gellenduo, attack his Pyramid Turtle!"
"I activate Castle Walls! Now the defense of Pyramid Turtle is higher than the attack of Gellenduo!"

LP Lana: 7800

The two pixies dissolved.

"I end!"

"My turn! I draw! I set a monster in defense and change UFO Turtle from attack to defense!"

"I draw! I activate Heavy Storm!"

A gust picked up as the trap cards on the field disappeared.

"I summon Honest!"

LP Captor: 5000

The angel descended from the heavens, its wings waving as feathers flew around the field.

"I activate Athena's effect! I tribute Honest to Special Summon The Agent of Judgement - Saturn!"

LP Captor: 4400

The robed Agent materialized next to Athena, its purple and blue wings folded up against its back.

"Harvest Angel of Wisdom attacks Pyramid Turtle!"

The angel blew into his horn, causing the pyramid to crumble, crushing the turtle. However, the pyramid rebuilt itself, with a new turtle underneath.

"My Pyramid Turtle special summons another Pyramid Turtle."

"Saturn attacks your UFO Turtle."

The Agent blew a gust of wind at the turtle with its wings, causing the turtle to fly and break. In its place, a new UFO turtle appeared.

"Athena attacks your new UFO turtle."

Athena shot the turtle with a beam of light, breaking apart the turtle.

LP Captor: 3200

"I end."

"My turn! I draw! I set one card face-down and end my turn!"

Lana yawned.

"I draw! I activate Trade-In! I discard Voltanis the Adjudicator to draw two more cards! I summon Bountiful Artemis!"

LP Captor: 2600

The angel nose-dived from the sky, landing next to Harvest Angel.

"Athena's effect activates! I tribute Bountiful Artemis to Special Summon Voltanis the Adjudicator!"

LP Captor: 2000

A hole appeared in the ground underneath Bountiful Artemis. A beam of blue light shot up, destroying Bountiful Artemis, and from the hole rose the purple fairy.

"Harvest Angel of Wisdom attacks your face-down monster!"

The angel blew into his horn, revealing a Masked Sorcerer and destroying it.

"Saturn attacks your other face-down monster!"

Saturn's eyes glowed, destroying the Masked Sorcerer.

'A second one?' Lana thought.

"Athena attacks Pyramid Turtle!"

Athena shot a beam of light out of her staff, destroying the pyramid on the turtle's back, which collapsed to crush the turtle. Again, the pyramid rebuilt itself and a new turtle appeared from underneath.

"Voltanis the Adjudicator will attack your last Pyramid Turtle."

The purple fairy raised its staff and spun it in the air, bringing it down onto the ground, causing a hole to appear underneath the Pyramid Turtle, which fell to its death.

"I end my turn."

"My turn! I draw! I set one card face-down and end my turn!"

"Draw! I activate Athena's effect! I tribute Harvest Angel of Wisdom to Special Summon Gellenduo!"

LP Captor: 1400

"I tribute Gellenduo to summon another Athena!"

LP Captor: 800

"I activate my second Athena's effect! I tribute The Agent of Judgement - Saturn to Special Summon Harvest Angel of Wisdom!"

LP Captor: 0

"Hey, you're not bad."

"Ew! Don't complement me you- Woah!" Lana exclaimed, dodging a rock thrown by her opponent. "Hey! I beat you fair and square!"
"Fair don't matter here, girly," the captor said, running towards Lana, who lashed out her whip.
"Take one step closer and you're gonna be some bloody whipped cream," Lana threatened.
"Grr! We're not gonna forget this!" the other captor yelled as he ran away.
"Don't forget who you're messin' with!" Crow yelled.
"H-hey, wait up!" the remaining captor screamed, chasing after his friend.

Lana and Crow rushed over to Itsuki.

"Crow! Lana! Thank you so much!" Itsuki exclaimed.
"Are you okay?" Crow asked.
"I'm fine! I knew you two would come and save me, so I wasn't scared at all!"
"You know, if Crow and I were busy doing our team business, we might have been late, or even may have not found you at all," Lana said, placing heavy emphasis on the words "team business" while giving Crow a seductive glare.
Crow laughed.

"Let's go home."

The trio walked into Crow's shelter, where Annie was waiting.
"Hey, Itsuki's back! I just knew you guys could do it!"

Itsuki walked up to Annie, and turned to face his to saviors.
"Thanks for saving me back there!"

"Come on, Itsuki!"
Annie grabbed Itsuki by the arm and ran for the door.
"Okay!" Itsuki laughed.
"Don't go and get yourself caught like that again, all right?" Crow yelled after them.
"No problem! Besides, I know you guys'll come and save me again even if I do!" Itsuki yelled back.
"Uh, but... Ahhh, forget it..." Crow sighed.

Crow turned towards Lana.
"Lana, thanks for the help."
"No problem. It's just what we do."
"Itsuki talks big, but I know he was scared to death. I'm just glad you were around to help."
"Don't sweat it! If you really want to, though, I'll give you something to sweat over," Lana said slyly, walking over to Crow, slowly undressing him.
"Horny again, Lana?"
"When am I not?"

The two laughed as they undressed each other.

Added note: Sorry if this chapter turned out to be a bit dark here and there.

I hope to update my other stories soon!