Yakumo and Haruka ABC's

Yepyep here I am again! This time it is a Psychic Detective Yakumo oneshot. Please enjoy! Rated T because I'm me!

Disclaimer- I don't own any of this.

A stands for Adorable

The first time Yakumo laid eyes on Haruka only one thought crossed his mind. She is adorable. Usually when girls come calling they heard there was a hot guy in the Film Research Club and they are looking to get some action. They are typically overly make-upped fakes. This girl though only had a thin layer of lip gloss on and her body was a natural thin. She had shiny eyes and a cute face, and her hairstyle made her look even younger. She also dressed like a kid. Adorable.

B stands for Beautiful

Haruka had always thought Yakumo was beautiful. His hair was soft and pretty and both his eyes were very pretty. He wasn't like Yuichi-kun's or Ishii-san's type of pretty. He had no pressed suit and never brushed his bed head hair, but despite all that he was still the most radiant person she'd ever seen.

C is for Cat

She swore he was a cat. He napped, ate, and moved like a cat. He also did this purr when you petted him and laid out in the sunlight very often. He'd never tell even upon pain of death though.

D is for Dog-

He swore she was a dog. No scratch that, a puppy. She was always so happy and loyal. When you insulted her she visibly drooped and looked embarrassed and ashamed. When you complimented her she'd be embarrassed and deny it but you could see a little tail wag, no joke. She was cute like that though.

E is for Eyes

"Please Yakumo!" He sighed. Haruka was like his best friend and he spent enough time with her to know all her quirks so you would think that he'd have found a way to ward off her puppy dog eyes right? Nope, no such luck. Those eyes were just too strong, too trusting for him to resist. Funny how what brought them together was her saying his eyes were pretty.

F is for Friends

"Yakumo my friends want to meet you," Haruka had said this morning. She had sworn that it was just an innocent movie and then some pizza, but it turned out to be a full blown interrogation. Her friends were all making sure Haruka wasn't being taken advantage of. They underestimated her. If anything that devil woman took advantage of her power over him today.

G is for Gifts

Yakumo looked around the store then back at his list. Haruka's birthday was coming up and he had been commanded by Gotou to buy her something. What a pain! He didn't know what to get her. She was the type that would be happy with a "Happy Birthday!" In short this girl wanted nothing. She gave, not asked, and that made poor Yakumo's job even more fun. Maybe she likes paper clips…

H is for Hot Spring

This incident would forever be referred to as the hot spring incident for as long as the people involved in it lived. Let's not go into the details, but we'll just say that that was the day Yakumo decided that Haruka was a lot bustier than she looked.

I is for Invitation

His father was baiting him and he knew it. He had just invited him to his doom, but what else could he do? That man had Haruka! Yakumo quickly accepted the invitation when he read about what was at stake. Haruka was not going to die.

J is for Jumping

Gotou looked in amazement. It's incredible how much a woman could change a guy. Six months ago he would not have caught Yakumo jumping in a bouncy house if he were threatened, but here he was, in a bouncy house. You know what he was doing? He was helping Haruka look for her shoe. Gotou would never admit that he stole the shoe now. Yakumo would kill him.

K is for Kangaroos

When Yakumo brought this one girl in high school to gala and likened her to a kangaroo she cried and ran off. When he told Haruka she looked like a kangaroo she ignored yet another insult and calmly told him he acted like a sloth. See the difference?

L is for Limbs

Limbs were spilled all over the psycho's floor. Arms, legs, and fingers, they were all there. Ishii-san called Gotou-san to tell him there was proof. Yakumo was there too, but he was too busy covering up Haruka's eyes, shielding his light.

M is for Milk

One day Haruka discovered something. Yakumo grew hives the size of Texas when he drank whole milk.