Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana.

Author's note: This story is without a doubt set in an alternate reality, though some things are still similar to the normal reality. Enjoy!

I hate ya, but let's have some fun!

Miley Stewart and Rico Suave has never been friends. In fact Miley hate Rico, but today Miley's gonna use Rico as her toy to have some good old fun with. And it's just a one time-thing. She still hate him.

Miley walk up to Rico's Surf-Shack. There are no other people on the beach. Rico's reading the newspaper.

"Rico, may I talk to ya a little?" says Miley to Rico.

"Why? We both know that you hate me!" says Rico.

"Yeah, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun. Just once and never again." says Miley with a smile.

"What kind of fun are we talking about, Stewart?" says Rico.

"I'm not gonna tell ya...yet..." says Miley as she look Rico into the eyes.

"Eh, okey..." says Rico confused.

"So you'll do it, Rico?" says Miley as she move her hips in a sensual way.

"Yeah, I'll do it...even if I don't know what 'it' is." says Rico.

"Okey, follow me!" says Miley as she grab Rico's hand and pull him into one of the bathrooms.

"Hey! What fun could we possibly have in here...?" says Rico.

"Sweet freaky niblets! Don't ya get it, Rico?" says Miley.

"No!" says Rico. He try to leave, but Miley has a firm strong grip on his arm and she's much stronger than him.

"Maybe this can help ya to understand..." says Miley.

Miley open up her jacket to reveal a red bra. "You and I are gonna have sex! That's what you've always wanted, right...?"

"I do think you're sexy, but I gave up when I found out that you hate me." says Rico.

"Yeah, but now your dream's gonna come true! Don't get too happy though! This is only a one time-thing and once we're done I'll go back to hate you!" says Miley as she take off her pants.

"Nice!" says Rico in a happy voice as his face turn red.

"Now I'll show ya some good old southern fun!" says Miley as she pull down Rico's jeans and underwear.

"Oh yeah!" says Rico as his penis pops out.

"Okey, not that big, but at least it's hard." says Miley as she grab Rico's penis and gives him a handjob.

A minute later Miley push Rico down onto the floor and take a seat on Rico's penis and begin to ride him.

"YES! So damn nice!" says Rico.

"Ya like it, loser?" says Miley with an evil smile.

"YES!" says Rico in a loud voice.

"Don't get too used to it, Rico! This is the only time you'll get to have sex with Miley Stewart!" says Miley. "And remember, if anyone finds out about this you're so dead, okey?"

"Okey!" says Rico who is too afraid to do anything other than just do as Miley tells him.

"Oh, Rico! Release your load, now!" screams Miley with pleasure.

That's all Rico need to hear to reach his pleasure-maximum.

"Oh, yeah!" says Rico as he release his load deep inside Miley's vagina.

Suddenly Miley's face turn totally serious and she get back up and begin to put her clothes back on. "Thanks for the ride, Rico! Now we're done! Buh-bye!" says Miley as she spits right on Rico's face and walk out from the bathroom, leaving Rico on the floor.

"Wait, Miley!" says Rico.

"No way, Rico!" says Miley. "Buh-bye, loser!"

Miley walk away with a smile on her face.

"That was fun!" says Miley to herself as she walk back home.

The End.