Author's Note: Completely cracktacular. Even more cracktacular than Nowhere To Run (minus high Marisol…I know, that makes me sad, too). Intended to make you laugh until you cry, and the characters' pain may or may not taste like cotton candy. Especially Clare's.

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"Are We There Yet?"

According To The Characters

Of

Degrassi: The Next Generation

Vince: You better hope we never get there, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Bianca: Do I look like Mapquest to you?

Eli: Either way, I'm okay whether we get there or not. Really. I'm in a good enough place to be okay with it.

Clare: HOW COULD WE? WILL WE EVER GET THERE? WILL WE EVER BE THERE AT ALL?

Jake: If you stop worrying so much about "there", you'll feel a lot better. So, anyone else hungry?

Chantay: Girl, I'm SO gonna post that as my status.

Fiona: Whatever. I'm calling a cab.

Owen: Oh yeah, we're totally there, if you catch my drift.

Fitz: As long as we put our trust in the Lord, I'm sure we'll get there.

Sav: Don't worry, guys, I'm sure we'll get there soon.

Alli: Um, HELLO, I am SO not walking there in these shoes!

Drew: Dude, I don't even know where we're going.

Adam: Look, I'm a guy. We're supposed to be bad with directions, remember?

Katie: Are you seriously freaking out about this? Look, we're gonna get there soon, so stop with the drama and just get moving already!

Holly J: You want to know how much longer? Get a watch.

Jenna: You know, I keep holding this idea that K.C.'s gonna help me get there, but face it, Jenna, you're gonna have to get there alone!

K.C.: Why? You think I'll steal a car to get there? Once a criminal always a criminal, right?

Mr. Simpson: Can somebody just PLEASE tell me everyone will get there in one piece and avoid any major disasters?

Zig: Why are you asking me how to get there? Nobody knows anything about me yet.

Ms. Dawes: I'm sure it will be splendid when we get there.

Marisol: OMG, we are totally gonna get there soon!

Dave: No worries! Your man Dave's totally gonna hook you up with how to get there.

Riley: NOTHING HAPPENED ON THE WAY THERE!

Zane: Well, we won't know how much longer it will take us until we know exactly where "there" is, right?

Anya: I am not going to quit until I get there! Just watch me!

Tori: I don't know, but this guy named Craig keeps trying to bring me there. I don't know why, though.

Leia: I heard about the stuff that happens when we get there. It was in Sizzle Teen.

Declan: Keep in mind I have access to a helicopter to get there.

Maya: *blows her tuba*