Secret Santa Dudley

Dudley Gets Assigned

Disclaimer: I do not own T.U.F.F. Puppy or any of their characters. They all belong to Butch Hartman. If I did, there would be more Kitty & Dudley moments & there wouldn't be any Kitty abuse.

So, with that boring crap out of the way. Let's begin, shall we? Anyways, enjoy. Read & review.

It was a cold winter day in Petropolis. It had recently snowed & everything was covered in it. Kids were playing in the streets, because of it.

"Yay! Snow!" shouted one kid.

Then that kid got hit with a snowball.

"Ha!Ha!" laughed another kid. "You suck!"

"Your momma!" the first kid sniffed, as he throws a snowball at the second kid.

Then they repeated this action.

The scene cuts to TUFF HQ now.

Kitty Katswell was at her cubicle. She was typing something on her computer, when her partner, Dudley Puppy walks up to her.

"I'm so bored, Kitty!" he exclaims. "There's nothing to do."

She looks up from her computer & looks at him.

"Well, what do you expect, Dudley." she started. "There isn't much crime happening today. And it's cold & snowy out."

"Yeah." Dudley said, as he grabs a chair. "Can I hang here with you?"

"Sure." Kitty said.

So Dudley sits in the chair, as Kitty continues typing on her computer.

"So, Kitty." Dudley started. "What do you wanna do, when it's break time?"

Kitty turns to him.

"Well, I'm planning on going to the snack room, Dudley." she said. "And get something to eat."

"Me too!" Dudley shouted.

Then it was break time now.

"Alright!" Dudley exclaims. "It's break time now!"

Kitty then stands up.

"Alright! Time for that break!" she said.

"Yeah!" Dudley shouted.

So the two TUFF agents go to the snack room.

At the Snack Room.

Kitty got a sandwich, chips, & a soda.

And Dudley got himself eight bags of chips.

"So, it's almost Christmas time, Kitty." he said, as he opens a bag of chips.

"Yeah? So?" Kitty asked, as she reads a jewelry magazine.

"So? So!" Dudley said. "What are you gonna give me for Christmas?"

Kitty puts down her magazine.

"Oh shit!" she thought to herself. "I haven't thought of what to get my Dudley for Christmas."

Then she turns to him.

"I can't tell you that, Dudley." Kitty said.

"Why?" Dudley asked.

"Because, it's gonna be a surprise." Kitty said. "I don't wanna ruin it for ya."

"Oh." Dudley said. "I loved the gift, you gave me last year."

Kitty & Dudley was at T.U.F.F.'s annual Christmas party last year.

Kitty was assigned as the Secret Santa & she had to give all of the important employees like the Chief & Keswick, gifts for Christmas.

Anyways, she just gave Dudley his gift.

She was wearing a Santa hat.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, Dudley." Kitty said, as she gives him a perfectly wrapped gift with Dudley's name on it.

"Thank you, Kitty!" Dudley said, as he takes the gift from her.

"You're welcome, Dudley." Santa Kitty said. "I hope, you enjoy it."

Then Dudley rips the gift wrapping off of his gift & he opens up the box.

"Whoa!" he said in awe.

He takes out a stuffed fox toy that you always give to dogs.

"STUFFED FOX TOY!" Dudley shouted, as he stuffs the fox toy into her mouth. "It's something, that I always wanted! Thanks Kitty. You're the best!"

"You're welcome, Dudley." Santa Kitty said, as she smiled.

Then he continues on playing with the stuffed fox toy.

"I'm glad you like it, sweetie." Kitty said, as she stood up to throw away her empty chip bag. "Anything for my friend & partner."

Then she goes & throws the bag away.

Dudley took a quick glance at her magazine.

The page, Kitty was on, was folded down & the item she wanted was circled.

"Mmmm?" Dudley said. "I think, I know what my lovely Kitty wants for Christmas."

He puts the magazine back, when he sees Kitty coming back.

She sits back down.

Dudley stares at her.

"What?" Kitty asked.

"Huh?" Dudley said.

"Why are you staring at me?" Kitty asked.

"Oh. Well." Dudley started, as he blushed. "I think, you look very pretty today, Kitty. That's all."

Kitty blushed.

"Why thank you, Dudley." she said.

"I really, mean it." Dudley said. "You're a babe."

"Thank you, Dudley." Kitty said, as she blushed again.

Then the Chief's voice was heard.

"ALL AGENTS REPORT TO MY OFFICE THIS INSTANT!" he shouted.

"Well, we better go see what the Chief wants." Kitty said.

"Yeah. That'll be a wise thing." Dudley said.

At the Chief's office.

Everyone was in there.

The Chief had his head on his big-ass monitor.

"Alright, Agents." he started. "As you all might or might not know, that Christmas is coming."

"Yeah?" everyone else said. "So?"

"So, when Christmas is in the air & you know what that means, don't ya?" the Chief asked.

"SECRET SANTA!" Dudley shouted.

"That's right, Agent Puppy." the Chief said. "So, who wants to be Secret Santa this year?"

"Ooooh! Oooooh!" Dudley said, as he raised his hand.

"Keswick?" the Chief asks.

"No." Keswick said. "I did it, two years ago. Let Agent Pa-Pa-Puppy do it."

"Kitty?" the Chief asks. "Would you like to do it again, this year?"

"No thanks, sir." Kitty said. "Let Dudley do it, this year."

Dudley smiles widely at the Chief.

"Uh, Agent Nutz." the Chief said. "Do you wanna do it?"

"OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" everyone shouted. "JUST LET DUDLEY DO IT, ALREADY!"

"Okay. Okay." the Chief said, as he turns to Dudley. "Do you wanna be Secret Santa?"

"HELL YES!" Dudley exclaims. "I wanna be Secret Santa!"

"Okay, son." the Chief said. "You gotta figure out, what everyone wants for Christmas. Startin' with me, of course."

Kitty pushes Dudley away from the Chief.

"You don't need to tell him a goddamn thing, Dudley." she said. "He just wants, what you're gonna get for him, outta you."

"Oh." Dudley said.

"Oh well." the Chief said. "Everyone is dismissed for the day."

"We get the day off?" asked a background poser agent.

"NO!" the Chief shouted. "All of the main agents get the day off. All you unimportant background poser agents, get your asses back to work!"

"Fuck!" shouted the unimportant background poser agents, as they went back to work.

Then the Chief turns to Kitty, Dudley, & Keswick.

"As for you three." he started. "Can take the rest of the day off."

"YEAH!" Keswick, Dudley, & Kitty cheered happily, as they ran out of the Chief's office.

"Ahhhh! Youth." the Chief said, as he went back to his chair. "I wish, I had it again."

Back at her cubicle. Kitty was talking.

"We get to have the day off!" she exclaims. "I am so fuckin' happy!"

"Me too!" Dudley exclaims. "I get to buy gifts for everyone."

Kitty then turns to him.

"Hey, Dudley. Do you wanna go shopping with me?" she asks.

"Aw, man." Dudley sniffed. "I don't wanna go shopping with you, Kitty. It's boring as hell."

"What?" Kitty asked in an angry tone. "Shopping with me, is nothing boring, Dudley. Besides. You need to buy gifts for everyone."

"Okay." Dudley said in a bored tone. "Let's go, Kitty."

Then they go to the mall & shop for gifts.

What will Dudley get for everyone? Will Kitty get her gift from him? Will she tell Dudley about her love for him? Tune in next chapter. Review, if you want.