Interview with Rukia Kuchiki
Me: Hello! Welcome back to interviews with a Bleach character. I'm Ali and today our guest is Rukia Kuchiki!
Rukia: *walks on stage and sits down* Ichigo told me you were scarier than Yachiru, which by the way was extremely hard to imagine. You don't look that bad.
Me: Ichi-nii was just exaggerating. I'm notthat evil.
Rukia: Ichi-nii?
Me: That's the nickname I gave him.
Rukia: Ok then. He told me that you had duct tape…
Me: I do. *smiles sweetly*
Rukia: *eyes go wide* um…
Me: Oh, but don't worry *waves hand back and forth*…it's for fixing stuff backstage. You know, duct tape fixes everything…*laughs awkwardly*
Rukia: Ok then…*points at rope by my feet* then what's the rope for? Ichigo said you didn't have any…
Me: Oh, I just got some. It was Ichi-nii's idea.
Rukia: *sweat drop*…
Me: Ok! Enough chit-chat! Let's get started! How do you feel about Ichi-nii?
Rukia: He's a good friend.
Me: That's all?
Rukia: Why do you ask?
Me: Well, because Ichi-nii had a completely different reaction when I asked him "what do you think of Rukia?" It makes me sad to think that his love was one sided all along *dramatically puts hand on forehead*
Rukia: *leans forward in chair* what did he do?
Me: He blushed like crazy. It was so cute! *sqeals*
Rukia: *blushs* …
Me: *giggles* Now you're blushing too!
Rukia: Next question please…
Me: Fine *pouts*, how do you feel about Hat n' Clogs hiding the Hogyoku inside you?
Rukia: Hat n' Clogs?
Me: my nickname for Urahara-san
Rukia: Ok then.
Me: So…?
Rukia: Well, I obviously don't like it.
Me: *frowns* but then you would have never met Ichigo! And you would've been stuck with the Red Pineapple *shudder*!
Rukia: What's wrong with Renji?
Me: *laughs* Nothing…though it entertains me that you immediately associated "Red Pineapple" with Renji.
Rukia: I wasn't thinking of his head! I swear! I just remembered that he had a shirt with "red pineapple" written on it (A/N: Bleach 134, I think)!
Me: sure you didn't…anyways, I really think having that Hogyoku in you made the story just that much better.
Rukia: I'm not going to thank Aizen for that.
Me: …
Rukia: …
Me: *claps hands together* Ok! Next question!
Rukia: Why do I feel like I'm being interrogated?
Me: That's the point of this interview *smiles sweetly and picks up rope just in case*…anyways, who do you like better: the Seaweed Ambassador or Chappy?
Rukia: Chappy of course. She's just so much cuter, though I fully respect my brothers Seaweed Ambassador.
Me: Agreed. The Seaweed Ambassador looks like that poop person in Captain Underpants or whatever.
Byakuya: *From backstage* Scatter, Senbonzakura…
Me: Yikes! Commercial break NOW!
Me: Ok we're back. Looks like I'll need LOTS of band-aids when I interview Byakuya-taichou (A/N: taichou means captain).
Rukia: That was a close one…if you hadn't had your Zanpakuto (A/N: I have an ice-based Zanpakutou. My shikai: Kagetsuki. My bankai: Mugetsu) with you…you would be shreds by now…
Me: Yep. Thanks Kage-chan! I guess I'm just luh-luh-luh-lucky! *gets up and starts doing Ikkaku's Lucky Dance*
Rukia: *sweatdrop* Can we continue please?
Me: Ok. *sits back down in chair* what is your opinion on juice boxes (A/N: Bleach episode 2…I think?)?
Rukia: They're so hard but the juice you suck out of it is really good…
Me: *tries to suppress laughter*
Rukia: What?
Me: *burst into laughter* Oh nothing…just my teenage brain being a teeny bit perverted…it's all Kon's fault.
Rukia: *eye twitches* Ok then…
Me: Anyways…last question…why did you cut your hair when you made another appearance in the "Substitue Shinigami (A/N: You guys should all know this but I'll write this anyways. Shinigami means Death god or Soul Reaper) Arc?"
Rukia: No particular reason...but I am curious why your hair is exactly the same as mine…
Me: I cut my hair before those chapters even came out! You were the one who copied my hair!
Rukia: …
Me: Are you sure you didn't cut your hair for Ichigo? Maybe he likes you better this way…
Rukia: I'm sure.
Me: Fine those are all the questions this time…Next up is our amazing Gin Ichimaru! Yay!
Rukia: Did you think of a new disclaimer?
Me: *glares a Rukia* No! So what? Bleach doesn't belong to me…blah blah blah…I only own the type you use to clean your clothes with…
Rukia: You should think of a new one…Do I get some not drugged/poisoned coffee?
Me: Sure…Please review! And if you have any questions for any Bleach characters that I haven't interviewed or any suggestions of who I should interview…please put them in the reviews thanks!