Disclaimer: I do not own The Hunger Games, nor anything mentioned in the following.

Katniss Everdeen…

… is secretly in love with Haymitch.

… accidentally shot Gale with an arrow. Twice.

… thinks the plums in the lamb stew look like rabbit poo.

… is the best you ever had.

… is the one who wrote "Delly is a Slut" on the bathroom wall.

… wishes she could remember Last Friday Night.

… is chanting TGIF!

Primrose Everdeen…

… pretends those airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars.

… won a garbage eating contest against Lady.

… finds healing naked men thrilling.

… likes to speak in a Capitol accent.

… took care of Gale's needs while Katniss was in the arena.

… likes to dance Bollywood style.

… is perverted.

Mrs. Everdeen…

… wears a necklace made of human bones.

… kills Sims for fun.

… loves the mayor.

… wonders what her name is.

… thinks anything Katniss cooks is disgusting.

… is a cougar.

… wants to back to bed.

Mr. Everdeen…

… was sterile.

… had a soul patch.

… sounded like Justin Bieber when he sang.

… watched My Little Pony.

… thinks that is entirely out of line.

… had a bowl cut.

… thinks Pinkie Pie is a misunderstood character.

Today is a day of celebration. It is my one year anniversary on FanFiction. Woo! To honour this I wrote this Fic. if you do not know, I have a Harry Potter fic called seven things that is the same format and idea, so check it out!

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The Fierce Phoenix

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