"Atem, stop blocking the television. And Yami, go put on some pants."
Yugi smiled happily as his boyfriends both sulked simultaneously, but did as they were told. Atem slowly sat down on the floor with his eyes still glued to the TV set, while Yami flashed a perverted grin before strutting off to their bedroom.
It was the normal days like these that Yugi loved the most. When the weather outside was nice, both of his boyfriends were home, and he was eating a bag of M&M's. After all, chocolate and attention were the only things Yugi needed to keep a smile on his face.
"Rubber Ducky you're so fine and I'm lucky that you're mine," Yami sang as he reentered the room, zipping up his leather pants as he did so.
"Yami stop watching Sesame Street," Atem sniggered.
Yami scrunched up his eyebrows in confusion, "Sesame Street? I got that from you."
Atem did a double take as Yugi bit his lip to keep himself from laughing.
"M-me!" he cried incredulously.
Yami nodded. "Yeah. You were singing it in your sleep. I remember because you were hogging Yugi again. Like you do every night. And I couldn't fall asleep, so I stayed up for awhile. An hour or so later I heard you singing that song."
Atem was now blushing as Yugi burst out laughing, falling off the couch in the process. Yami soon joined him as Atem pouted and crossed his arms. He looked so adorable that Yugi couldn't resist crawling over to him and sitting in his lap.
He wrapped his arms around Atem's waist as a few more giggles passed his lips while Atem buried his face in Yugi's tricolor hair.
"See, there you go, hogging him again," Yami said while sitting down next to both of them on the floor.
Yugi immediately unwrapped himself from Atem and crawled into Yami's lap. Yami stuck his tongue out at Atem and pecked Yugi on the cheek.
"Is there going to be anything for breakfast?" Atem asked Yugi.
"Who do you think I am? Your maid?" Yugi chuckled in a kidding kind of tone before getting up. "Yeah, I'll make something. What do you guys want? Something light or heavy?"
There was mixed cheer for both a light and a heavy meal. Yugi rolled his eyes as he made his way into the kitchen. He already knew what both Yami and Atem liked for breakfast and got to work on fishing out the necessary bowls and pans. He knew that while Yami liked to eat a Japanese breakfast, Atem preferred an American styled breakfast, which meant more work for him.
For Yami he made steamed rice, miso soup, and a tamagoyaki. For Atem he made pancakes, bacon, and eggs. It took him a good hour, but he got everything done. When he was satisfied he placed everything on different plates and added the necessary condiments for each food.
He smiled and went back into the other room to fetch Yami and Atem, but heard them moaning as he got closer to the den.
"Oi! You two better not be having sex before breakfast!" he yelled as he walked into the den.
He cocked his head to the side when he found his lovers rubbing their heads, instead of doing what he assumed.
"What have you two been doing?"
"Nothing," Yami grunted as he dragged himself to his feet. "When we heard you yell we both turned our heads and, boom. We had a collision."
"Heh," Yugi chuckled to himself and helped Atem stand up. "Breakfast is ready. Go eat before it gets cold."
The two bolted out of the room and towards the kitchen, obviously very hungry. Yugi smiled, but followed suit.
Atem and Yami both leaned back in their chairs and rubbed their stomachs. They sure loved Yugi's cooking. Maybe they loved it a little too much.
Yugi stared open mouthed at his two boyfriends. The moment they sat down they choked all of their food down their throats. They did it at such a rapid speed that Yugi only had to watch them for a few minutes before all the food was gone. He himself hadn't even had a chance to get something to eat.
"I ate too much…I need to lay down." Yami complained.
He washed his plate off in the sink before dragging himself towards their bedroom. Atem mumbled something along the same lines and also left the kitchen for the bedroom.
Yugi sighed and placed Atem's dish in the sink. He then grabbed some cereal from the pantry, a bowl and spoon from the cabinets, and a jug of milk from the refrigerator. He would eat breakfast at the table by himself.
Two hours later, Yami and Atem emerged from their sleep. They both went into the den, thinking Yugi would be watching TV in there. But instead they found a sticky note dangling off the television screen. Yami snatched it off and quickly read it.
"It says he's gone over to Jou's house for a bit. Says he should be back around 8 P.M." He crumpled the note and threw it carelessly on the floor.
"Aw man…" Atem whined, "I wanted to have threesome sex."
"Well we could go and drag him back home…" Yami thought out loud with his hand under his chin.
"But remember the last time we did that?"
Yami and Atem both cringed as the memory resurfaced.
~Flashback~
Atem and Yami both grabbed Yugi by his arms and lifted him off the ground. Yugi flailed around as they ran out of Seto Kaiba's mansion.
"What the hell are you two doing!" Yugi yelled angrily.
He and Seto had been playing a game of Duel Monsters and Yugi was about to cream Seto's ass, once again. All he had to do was combine his two monsters together. But then Yami and Atem barged into the room, knocked over the playing table, and dragged Yugi out the door, leaving a stunned Seto.
"Yugi…we need you…" Atem had pleaded with his eyes.
Yugi swung his legs into Atem's stomach, making both Atem and Yami loose their hold on Yugi's arms. Yugi caught himself before falling to the ground.
"If you two want sex so bad, do it with each other! It's not like your incapable of having two people sex!" Yugi yelled before storming back into Seto's mansion, leaving Atem and Yami with their heads hanging.
~End Flashback~
"That was mean…" Yami pouted.
"Well we were being inconsiderate. Yugi really likes playing Duel Monsters with Seto, so it's understandable why he blew up at us like that."
"True." Yami nodded.
They stood in a strange silence for a few minutes.
"We could go to the pet store and look at cats." Atem suggested.
Yami stared at Atem for a while before grinning, "Okay!"
To say Yugi was surprised when he got home would be an understatement. He stood in the doorway of his shared home and gawked at the three kittens that all ran towards him. He quickly closed the door so they couldn't get out and bent down on his knee's.
"Yami! Atem! Which one of you had babies and didn't tell me!" Yugi said loudly as he started petting the kittens.
Pounding footsteps were then heard and only a few seconds later Yami and Atem appeared. They both panted and pointed at the kittens, although that just made Yugi confused.
"You found them!" Yami cried happily.
"Whew! You turn around for one second and they just take off!" Atem laughed as he sat on the floor next to Yugi.
Yugi just stared at them, "Where did you get these cats?"
"We bought them," Yami shrugged as he scooped up one of the kittens.
"Yeah, but don't worry about the money! We bought two and the third one came for free!" Atem smiled.
"There's one for all of us!" Yami said excitedly.
Yugi inwardly rolled his eyes. He knew Atem and Yami had been wanting a pet for a little while now, but Yugi didn't think they were responsible enough yet. Plus owning a pet would cost money, which they didn't have a lot of because Yami was constantly buying leather items, Atem liked to buy sex toys, and Yugi had to buy a ton of food. But…maybe they could keep the cats around. Just for a little while.
"Okay, who's cat is who's?" Yugi asked.
Atem picked up one of the two remaining kittens off the floor and claimed it as his. The kitten was a fluffy calico cat with green eyes.
"His name is Kohaku."
Yugi then looked to the kitten in Yami's arms. It was black and also had green eyes. Yami named him Tsume.
Yugi then looked down to the last kitten and picked him up in his arms. This kitten was his. It was a fluffy Himalayan mix that had bright blue eyes.
"I'll name him Haru." Yugi decided.
"So we can keep them?" Yami asked.
Yugi smirked and stood with his kitten.
"Yeah. But you two have to litter box train them and clean up anything they do on the floor."
Yami groaned. Atem crossed his arms. And Yugi laughed.
A/N - This is a mobiumshipping one-shot series, so more stories will be coming soon!
Translations:
Tamagoyaki - this is a Japanese omelet.
Oi - sound used to get one's attention
Kohaku- means amber
Tsume- means claw
Haru- means sun, sunlight