Authors Note: I got this idea while watching the sarcasm sign clip on I know, it's not exactly what happened in the episode, but I just had to put my too obsessions together. Hope you like it! Please, Please, Please, Review! Today was the most boring day for Dr. Leonard McCoy. Today was the last day of physical examinations for the four hundred and thirty people on the ship. He absolutely hated it, but it had to be done, unfortunately. All the other doctors had were on break, so he was only one doing any of the work! It took him about a week to do all 430 people on the ship. He was so glad that it was all over. Despite all the stress, McCoy got to do something that he doesn't normally do. Prank the Captain. McCoy didn't know what had gotten in to him, but Spock suggested that they should prank Captain Kirk! Kirk had fallen asleep on one of the examination tables, because he hated check-ups and he was really bored. While Kirk was asleep, Spock and McCoy sneaked into the same room Kirk was in with weird make up, and put make up ALL over his face! They made sure 100 percent of his face was covered. Spock knew it was illogical, but he somewhat enjoyed it anyway! After they used all the make up on, they ran right to another examination room. "Well, I gotta say, that put me in a better mood." McCoy said. "I do not mean to ruin your bad mood, but you still need to complete my physical examination." Spock said. "Oh yeah, I suppose I do….." McCoy snarled. With over an hour of arguing and nearly ten fist fights, McCoy was about to blow up. "That examination took much too long." Spock said. "Because you had to be so difficult!" McCoy snapped. "I can't wait to do another physicalwith you in six months!" He said with a ton a sarcasm. "Doctor that is most illogical." Spock said. "I was being sarcastic! Geez, do I have to hold a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?" McCoy grumbled. "You have a sarcasm sign?" Spock asked in disbelief. McCoy stared at him for a moment and sighed. "No I don't have a sarcasm sign…" "Son of a bitch!" A loud voice boomed from the other examination rooms. "Jim's up." McCoy said, "Oh, this is going to be bad!" "You sick geeky bastards!" Kirk yelled. "How did he know it was us?" McCoy said with fear in his voice. Before Spock could answer, Kirk barged in with smudged make up still all over his face. "You put make up on my face while I was sleeping? Do you realize how creepy this is?" Kirk yelled. "Oh, yes we discussed this at length!" McCoy said with innocence. "I can't believe, this! You two put make up on my face while I was sleeping!" Kirk growled. "And snoring," Spock chimed in, "That's probably just a sinus infection. But, it could be sleep apnea, you might want to see an otolaryngologist" After Kirk just stared at him, he added, "...The throat doctor." Kirk walked up to him, obviously still mad and said, "And what kind doctor, removes shoes from asses?" Spock shot up his eyebrow and said, "Well depending on the depth, a proctologist or a general surgeon…" McCoy facepalmed, and grabbed a P.A.D.D. and wrote in big letters so Spock could see: SARCASM, and held it up. Spock looked at it, and mentally kicked himself for answering that question. He looked at Kirk and went, "Ohhhh." After all that, Kirk made Spock and McCoy wash off all the make up for the next two hours. Authors Note: Thanks so much for reading! Don't forget to review, please! Thanks!