The penguins then went back to the lemur habitat that night when they assumed the lemurs would be asleep.

"All we have to do is find the laptop and type in "jump off a cliff" or something like that and the mind control device will shut itself off." Kowalski said as the penguins snuck around.

"We know that Kowalski." Private said.

"I'm just making sure." replied Kowalski.

"I know, but this cartoon wasn't made in Japan, you can't just state the most obvious thing possible at the moment and not expect people to think you're crazy." said Private.

Kowalski then spotted the laptop.

"There it is!" Kowalski said.

Just as Kowalski started to type on the laptop, King Julien showed up out of nowhere.

"Oh no you don't!" shouted King Julien.

The penguins then quietly screamed.

"Do you have any idea what it's like to have a subject who actually wants to do what I say?" King Julien asked.

"But Skipper doesn't want to, the mind control device is giving you the ability to make him think he wants to." Kowalski corrected.

"I don't care! You can't take this away from me!" shouted King Julien.

"Didn't we say all this in the last chapter?" Private asked.

All of a sudden, as if what Private just said was "come and get us", King Julien got into a fighting stance and floated through mid air very slowly. The penguins then did the same thing but Private had an annoyed face.

One Totally Boring Fight with a Bunch of Silly, Unnecessary Lines Later

(I know what you're thinking, that was cheap, but come on, if this were on TV, you wouldn't have been paying attention to the fight.)

The penguins were all defeated.

"Man, who's writing this, a five-year-old?" Private asked.

King Julien then typed in "Destroy those silly penguins".

Skipper then woke up and began walking towards the penguins slowly like a robot or zombie. Kowalski got up and ran towards the laptop and typed in "jump off cliff".

"No!" King Julien shouted just before tackling Kowalski.

Before Kowalski got up, King Julien backspaced what he had typed.

"Ha!" King Julien shouted at Kowalski.

King Julien then laughed at him.

"But little did you know, is that I, copied what I typed." Kowalski said.

Kowalski pasted what he had typed before and then hit enter.

The mind control device then shut off.

"Oh, what happened?" asked Skipper.

"No!" King Julien yelled.

"But little did you know is that I copied what I typed! I mean, seriously! It's better to say nothing at all then to say that!" Private shouted in anger.

"Private, calm down." Kowalski suggested.

"What on Earth possessed the author to torture me like this?" Private asked in anger. "This almost reaches Donkey Kong cartoon level badness!" Private shouted.

"What's his problem?" Skipper asked.

"I've never been filled with so much anger!" shouted Private. "I feel like I'm about to..." he started to say.

Private then exploded.

"Whoa!" Rico said.

Thanks to the power of cartoons, Private was back to normal the next day. But so he would never again be under my control, or any FanFiction author's control, he got in the penguins' rocket and moved to another planet. But before he left, he dyed all his feathers blue so he wouldn't be reminded of his life on Earth whenever he saw his reflection. Even the long, calming space trip helped him get over what happened on that horribly written night. So when he got to his new planet, he became a mean king who hates cute and innocent little pink creatures.

The End

Oh wait, he also changed his name to DeDeDe.

Now The End