Tweeting Pineapple

6918 Drabble

"Hibari! Hibari!"

Looking up, Hibari extended his hand to allow his quite intelligent partner to land on his fingers, stroking its head contentedly before he froze when he heard it tweet once more.

"Pineapple! Pineapple!"

Translation: That damn Herbivore you hate has entered the building- I thought you would like to know in case you felt up to killing him today?

Hibari grew pissed. Sure, occasionally he could handle the damn illusionists presence, but then… this was the fifth time in two days he'd appeared out the blue, each time destroying a part of the school. The art, music, P.E (Much to Tsunayoshi Sawada's pleasure) and English departments had been destroyed, leaving only the computing, science, mathematic departments in tact. The thing he was more concerned about was his damn office (A.K.A, reception room). That Pineapple better stay away from it!

No such luck came. Turning round, Hibari felt his head come into contact with someone's chest. He frowned. How daresomeone be taller than him! They would be bitten to death!

Said someone had to be Mukuro, didn't it?

"Kufufufu, tweeting Pineapple? How childish~"

"Get out." Said Hibari through gritted teeth, causing Mukuro to chuckle.

"I'm afraid not~" Mukuro had a mischievous glint to his eye as he hugged Hibari to his chest, pinning the skylarks' arms before he could take his Tonfas out. "I need to destroy this room first~!"

"Never." Growled Hibari. Mukuro continued looking at him in an evil fashion.

"Just do as I say and nothing with get hurt."

Let's just say the outcome wasn't pretty. Seriously, Hibari Kyoya had to go hug a wall simply to ensure that his room didn't get destroyed. He loved Namimori, really, but hugging a wall was a bit extreme… so was hugging the sofas and allowing Mukuro to draw on his face, but it could easily be washed off, right?

WRONG.

"Enjoy~ that pen won't come off for a week~"

Hibari paled, Mukuro laughed, and then a riot ensued. Everyone was laughing at the writing all over his face, written in both Japanese and Italian:-

I am the Pineapples Herbivore.

Io sono il Erbivoro Ananas.

A/N: Sorry if the Translation isn't right, I just used Google Translate ^^

Hope you enjoyed this rather... Strange piece... of mine ^^