Re: Kendall and Logan (Ali) Prank Carlos (Riley) and James *written by Phalen*

Riley and James were walking into the studio, leaning on each other for support due to how tired they'd been.

"Are you sure that leaving Aiden with Ali was a good idea?" RiIey asked the the pair stumbled into Gustavo's office.

"She's his godmother... If anything were to happen to us, legally, he's hers." James said, looking at the couch.

Riley flopped onto it as the pair waited for Gustavo.

"... I guess..."

"... You can't guess... I already put that in my will..."

"Wow... You know, I don't see how she has the much energy! I mean... SHE HAS FUCKING TRIPLETS AND SHE FINDS TIME TO TAKE CARE OF AIDEN TOO!" Riley said, thinking about Ali the-fucking-ball-of-fucking-sunshine herself.

"It's because... She doesn't sleep... She has to be a vampire or something... Maybe she's a supernatural being..."

"... I think I'd know if my best friend was a supernatural being."

"Probably... She was so excited when she found out she was having kids... She almost died when she heard triplets... WHO WANTS TRIPLETS?"

"Ali... Now, both of you get into the booth!" Gustavo shouted.

As Riley and James were singing in the booth, Ali walked in with Aiden in her arms, Kendall behind her pushing a sleeping Kennedi, Katerina, and Kaleb in a stroller built for three.

Kendall looked like he was about to fall over while Ali looked full of energy.

"Hey Aiden," Ali whispered, sitting next to Gustavo, "Look, it's mommy and daddy. Want to hear your godmother work her special magic?" She asked the little three-year-old sitting on her lap.

"YEAH!" Aiden shouted, causing his parents to smile. Riley waved at him, not realizing what her son was about to be exposed to.

"Where are we? What the hell is going on?
The dust has only just begun to fall, Crop circles in the carpet, sinking, feeling.
Spin me round again and rub my eyes. This can't be happening.
When busy streets a mess with people would stop to hold their heads heavy.

Hide and and sewing machines. All those years they were here first." Riley sang, the song being Hide and Seek.

Oily marks appear on walls Where pleasure moments hung before.
The takeover, the sweeping insensitivity of this still life.

Hide and seek. Trains and sewing machines. (Oh, you won't catch me around here)
Blood and tears, They were here first." James sang after her verse and single chorus line.

During the next part, everyone would recognize it. Jason Derulo had sampled it in the beginning of his song called, "Whatcha Say".

Ali, with her devious mind at work, began fiddling with the controls, making James and Riley sound like chipmunks. And suddenly instead of Jason Derulo's mega hit beginning, it sounded like Alvin, Theodore and Simon had just taken over.

"Mmm, what you say? Mm, that you only meant well? Well, of course you did.
Mmm, what you say? Mm, that it's all for the best? Because it is.
Mmm, what you say? Mm, that it's just what we need? And you decided this.
Mmm what you say? What did she say?..."

Aiden clapped, giggling, while Kendall collapsed, falling asleep on the couch, his kids next to him.

"Do you want to prank mommy and daddy, Aiden?"

"... Mm... YEAH!" The little three-year-old shouted.

"Put these on, sweet boy." She said, smiling, placing a pair of head phones over his small head, standing to do the same for Kaleb and Katerina since Kennedi could sleep through anything. She placed some over Kendall's ears as well, kissing his forehead before sitting back down, moving slides.

Immediately, a loud ringing sounded and Riley and James began screaming.

"ARE YOU RINGING?" Riley shouted at her husband.

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE RINGING IN MY EARS!" He shouted back to his wife.

They looked at each other and then at a laughing Ali and a giggling Aiden.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ALI!" The pair shouted, before storming out of the booth.

"You can't kill me, I have your son... And triplets..." Ali said, using her kids, and their own to her advantage.

"One day, you won't be able to use them as scapegoats."

"I have fifteen years until then... Even at that point your bundle of sunshine will come through over and over and over and over and over... And over." Ali hugged Aiden close to her, kissing the top of his head.

"Here, take your baby." Ali said, handing him to Riley.

"Why? I thought he was a bundle of sunshine."

"He is..." Ali said, walking over to her own kids. "Just not when he shit his pants."