Let us out Rob!

Robin had locked me in this weird room, with Wally I might add. It was some sort of sick experiment to mess with us. We'd already been in there for an hour.

"If I don't see some action, I might fall asleep and you'll be stuck in there forever." Robin's voice buzzed through. A minute passed in silence.

"Artemis...I do need to tell you something." Wally looked so...deep all of a sudden.

"What?" He came forward to whisper in my ear.

"We have to give him what he wants. Or else he'll leave us in here for ages. Make it seem like I confessed my 'feelings' to you...or something. A decent kiss ought to get him to let us out. I want you to call me a Jack-ass if you agree." He pulled away slowly. I thought for a moment then plastered a hurt look on my face.

"Oh, so we get locked in a box and NOW you choose to spring THAT on me? How do think I feel about that Jack-ass?" I stood up and turned to face the wall with folded arms. It felt so melodramatic but, hopefully, it would be enough to fool a thirteen year old boy.

"Artemis. Please." He stood. He sounded sincere. Wow, surprisingly good acting. "Artemis. Please Artemis. Please look at me." Wally's arms enveloped my exposed midriff. I let out a small yelp of surprise. I remained silent for a moment in his arms.

"Why should I?"

"I said LOOK AT ME!" He spun me, roughly too. I looked down. Wally took me by the shoulders and shook me. "LOOK AT ME!" He forced my chin upwards. I was forced to look into his eyes. Were it not for the glint held in them I would have been fooled that he was truly hurt.

"Get your hands off me!" I slapped them away. I felt apprehensive because this would be his cue to do the exact opposite.

"Not a chance." Wally grabbed me by the waist and pulled our bodies closer. My hands were on his chest. I hoped that Robin would let us out soon.

"Let me go. Let me go. Let me go!" I beat on his chest. He took the beating well. I was hitting him pretty hard. Wally was going to do it soon, I could tell. I decided to yell a bit more. "Let me go. Let me go. Let me-" Our lips met. He was kissing me. I had known he was going to but feigned a moment of surprise and defiance. His hands had already started to wander. "Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm!" My moans seemed too loud and fake. Why wasn't Rob letting us out yet? I spun Wally around and pressed him into the wall. We were so close that our hips were actually touching. Let us out Rob! I kissed Wally with as much ferocity as I could muster. Let us out Rob! I forced Wally to the ground. Let us out Rob! I mounted him and violently pulled my hair out of its ponytail. My hair fell on his face when I kissed him. Robin wasn't caving yet. I reached for the hem of my top and pulled it over my head. Wally's eyes were too large in his head. I then reached for Wally's belt. I started to unfasten it.

"Alright! Alright! You guys can come out now, enough of the acting." Robin said.

But by then it wasn't acting anymore. I didn't stop kissing Wally when the door was opened. In fact I started to unzip his fly. I didn't know if Robin had left...but it's not like either of us cared.