A little bit of Glee, Facebook and Harry Potter
A/N: Okay, okay I know I am the worst updater and/or author there has ever been but I had a couple of people who wanted more of this madness that is the gleeks on Facebook!
I would like to dedicate this story to PhantomVoldyGleek24601 who is my twin and just so amazing (ps. She has the BEST voice ever!)
Disclaimer- If I owned Glee then I would be playing Rachel Berry, but I'm not :'( so no. I don't own glee.
Brittany Pierce- I SHIP KLAINE!
(Wevid and 101 others like this)
Kurt Hummel- Ship?
Blaine Anderson- Klaine again? What is with you guys?
(Wevid likes this)
Wevid- David- Ahh the creation of a trend is so much fun!
Wevid- Wes- Like me creating the gavel trend!
Wevid- David- When has the gavel EVER gone viral?
Wevid- Wes- Hey..you see gavels everywhere
Wevid- David- Like where?
Kurt Hummel- As much as I hate intruding this, shall we say, When Harry met Sally met Wicked, I have to ask- Why do you no longer have separate accounts? It is very weird seeing the same person fight each other
(Blaine Anderson and All of Mankind like this)
Wevid- Wes- As we are around each other so much we thought we could just share accounts!
All of Mankind- But it's still weird!
Artie Abrams- Almost as weird as Sam's name being "All of Mankind"!
All of Mankind- For god's sake…it's not Sam!
Mercedes Jones- Fine then I SHIP SAMCEDES
All of Mankind- REALLY! *passes out*
Mercedes Jones-Nope. But I just proved that you are Sam! I SHIP SHANECEDES!
All of Mankind has changed their name to Sam Evans
Sam Evans- … well this is awkward
Noah Puckerman- Well duh mate! Anyway… I ship Pelby!
Shelby Corcoran- That is worrying!
Rachel Berry- What do you think it's like for me then…okay let me see
Noah is my ex-boyfriend who slept with and had a baby with my current boyfriends ex-girlfriend who is also my nemesis. He then gives the baby to my biological mum who was a surrogate for my 2 dads so Quick's baby is my little sister and now my ex-boyfriend is trying to get with my mum!
Confused much?
Finn Hudson- I didn't understand a word of that babe, but I ship FINCHEL!
(Rachel Berry likes this)
Rachel Berry- I surprisingly ship finchel too!
(Finn Hudson likes this)
Santana Lopez- God you make me sick
Brittany Pierce- I'll be over with some chicken soup!
Santana Lopez- Oh noo Britt I'm fi- actually sure, see you in a minute!
Noah Puckerman- Kinky….
Santana Lopez- Shut it puckerman
Kurt Hummel- This is awkward….
Blaine Anderson- Agreed, but for the record I ship Klaine
Kurt Hummel- What!
Blaine Anderson- Oh crap, I didn't mean to type that , uhhh I mean I DON'T ship Klaine, yeaaa typo
Brittany Pierce- Do dolphins naturally like lying?
Tina Cohen- Chang and Mike Chang are now engaged
Rachel Berry- WHAT!
Artie Abrams- O.O
Blaine Anderson- O.O
Noah Puckerman- O.O
Finn Hudson- O.O
Mercedes Jones- O.O
Santana Lopez- O.O
Kurt Hummel- Okay, I am maid of honour and will be planning the whole wedding
Mike Chang- Ahaaa
Tina Cohen- Chang- We're
Mike Chang- Joking
Tina Cohen- Chang- You
Mike Chang- To
Tina Cohen- Chang-See
Mike Chang- Your
Tina Cohen- Chang-Faces.
Mike Chang- We're
Tina Cohen- Chang- Not
Mike Chang- Really
Tina Cohen- Chang- Getting
Mike Chang- Married.
Tina Cohen- Chang- It's
Mike Chang- Just
Tina Cohen- Chang- We
Mike Chang- Haven't
Tina Cohen- Chang- (suprisingly)
Mike Chang- Been
Tina Cohen- Chang- Noticed
Mike Chang- In
Tina Cohen- Chang- Ages
Mike Chang- That is all.
Tina Cohen-Chang- Did you like our joke?
Rachel Berry- No
Kurt Hummel- No
Blaine Anderson- No
Noah Puckerman- No
Finn Hudson- No
Mercedes Jones- No
Santana Lopez- No
Brittany Pierce- No
Artie Abrams- Okay, so not funny and what is up with the alternating words, it made my mind go fuzzy just attempting to read it
Mike Chang- Okay, jokes over I suppose
Tina Cohen- Chang and Mike Chang are no longer engaged
Tina Cohen- Chang and Mike Chang are in a relationship
Brittany Pierce- I'm so confused!
What is chang chang on about
Can someone tell me what "O.O" means?
Blaine Anderson- Anyway…WHO LIKES HARRY POTTER?
(Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry and 1029540692 others like this)
Brittany Pierce- Potterhead for life.
Blaine Anderson- Who is going to pigfarts?
(Wevidchelittany likes this)
Brittany Pierce- OMG I LOVE YOU ZEFRON
Blaine Anderson- Who likes twiglight?...
(Jesse St James likes this)
Brittany Pierce- I hate you.
A/N: Okay I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry for this being really really really short but I've been in a panto and been sooooo busy!
I will try and get a new chapter for this out soon but I would pretty please like 8 detailed reviews in total because I really need feedback and as much as I enjoy hearing you say that you love the story I would like some ideas and constructive criticism
The next chapter should have some more Harry Potter in it but anyway…
Thankyou soo much to all my readers and I love you all muchly especially Rhiannon and Mr Fridge xxxxxxxxx
Rachel Barbra Ber- Uhh I mean Finchel- gleek- 101 *