Definition of FUN

DISCLAIMER: Oh gawd…I almost forgot…Anywayzz, I DO NOT OWN BLEACH….Tite kubo owns it…but if I owned Bleach it would be a hentai! (jk) But Ichigo and Rukia would have kissed by now, and Grimmjow and Nel would be good now. :3

Author's Note: Well here it is...my first Bleach fanfic! Yay! Sorry 4 the short chaptah….but some are short, and some are long.. *Shrugs* Sorry…well anyways… I hope you enjoy! Please Review! Thank you. Now on with the fiction! :3

Soifon never seemed to be the 'fun' type, but she joined the Shinigami Women's Association to prove the opposite of just that. After all, even Lady Yoruichi said she needed to lighten up- and whatever Lady Yoruichi said mattered the most. She would show her old mentor she was plenty of fun. Surely, she would see her more often then!

Soifon sighed and entered the meeting room. Everyone was sitting normally, except Rangiku was speaking. "Okay girls…I think we should infiltrate the men's association to get the real scoop of what goes on in there! I bet we'll find all types of juicy secrets…" Yachiru looked up from her bowl of candy. "Oooo…yeah, secwets! We can learn Bya-kun's secwets!" she giggled excitedly. Unohana nodded and smiled; "Yes, it sounds like fun." She added. "Well, what do you think Soifon?" Rangiku chirped. Soifon jumped. "Uh..y-yes..s-sure..." she uttered. Nanao stood up and adjusted her glasses. "If we have no objections, we shall raise money on this operation for the month." Yachiru clapped. "Yay! Then we start tomowwow!" Soifon laid her head on the table and groaned.

A few hours later, Soifon was sitting in her squad's main barracks, where Yoruichi used to reside. The squad 2 captain was pondering the assignment of the women's association. "It seems so childish…spying on those so called men…tch. Wouldn't that be intruding someone else's personal business? Weren't the members of the Soul Society supposed to be respected adults?" She put two fingers on her forehead; "Remember what Lady Yoruichi said...lighten up.." she thought to herself.

A few seconds later, there was a knock on the door.

"Speak!" Soifon responded.

"Lieutenant of Squad 9, Shuhei Hisagi."

"Come in..."

Shuhei walked in, arms crossed. He then proceeded up to the captain and knelt before her. "For the past few weeks, the lieutenant of your squad has failed to attend…uhh, the lieutenants' meetings.." he said firmly, not looking in Soifon's direction. She gazed at him. "Well, I'll be sure to deal with that fool…I've been meaning to get at him anyway..." Shuhei nodded. "Thank you, Captain". He then stood up and began walking out. Before closing the door, he took another glance at her and left. Soifon blinked and began thinking. "I bet he lied….what would he have to lie to me about?...especially something having to do with my pathetic excuse for a subordinate…fool.."