The Apocalypse With Edge Part 3

"Oh my god, what the heck is this?", Edge said. He appeared in Special Guests Who Committed Suicide Or Died Land, instead of Hippieland. Edge felt something tickling in his pocket. It was a hand. And it had his wallet. He looked up and saw Eddie Guerrero.

"GET YOUR FREAKING HAND OUT OF MY POCKET, EDDIE!", Edge yelled, defending his money. He saw Miss Elizabeth walking around. He walked up to her.

"Hey, baby", he said, smoothly.

"Get your slimy hands offa her, oh yeah!", Macho Man said.

"Okay, okay, okay", Edge said, backing up. He ran into Chris Benoit.

"Don't murder me!", Edge automatically said when he looked up at Chris.

"Edge! Edge!", Edge woke up in his basement next to a dead rat.

"YOU CAN TALK, DEAD RAT!", Edge yelled, confused.

"NO! IT'S CHRISTIAN!", Edge looked up. It was actually Christian.

"We have to do New Years Eve with Edge, REMEMBER!", Christian said, annoyed.

"Oh yeah...", Edge replied, slowly. "Today's show is brought to you in part by the Spear, and it's coming directly to...this dead rat!".

Edge Spears the rat again. Christian starts walking upstairs.

"WATCH FOR THE CAMCORDER ON THE TOP THE...

BANG! BANG! BANG! CRASH!

"Stairs...Bye!".