A/N: First off I would like to say how sorry I am for the wait… I know I said it would only be a week or so until I updated and it's been more like a month or so… I am truly deeply sorry for the wait, I've just been so bogged down with work and school recently that I haven't had a lot of time to write. So once again I would like to apologize for the wait and the fact that this is just the commentary/Q&A chapter and not an update to the actual story, if I got anybody's hopes up.
Like all my other stories and chapters this will be written in third person narrative, for all those who are confused by that {don't feel bad, I was until I looked it up ;) }, it merely means I will take on the role of a character and it will read in the third person perspective hope I didn't confuse anybody ;)
"Hello, and welcome" Alvin said facing a camera that was set up a few feet from him, "ok… my name is Alvin Seville, and you know the others" he said with a light chuckle as the camera panned to bring the other 5 chipmunks into focus.
"Ok… so right now I would like to introduce our guest, he's an author on FanFiction and he writes stuff and his name is Jake Miller" the chipmunk said.
"You can just call me James" he said
"So your name is Jake but you go by James?" Alvin asked confused
"It's actually the other… way, my name is James but I go by Jake on FF" he said with a grin
"Whatever" Alvin retorted, picking up a piece of paper, "as you should already know… James, we have brought you here because the readers have a few questions about your story".
"Ok… hit me with the first one" he said cracking his knuckles
"The first question was sent in anonymously and it asks 'will there be a sequel to this story? If there is when will it be coming out?'" Alvin said reading the question off.
James nodded thoughtfully, "there will be a sequel, but I can't say for sure when it will be out, but I will tell you this, I'm trying something extremely new with it and I'm hoping it works".
"If your idea doesn't work will there still be a sequel?" Jeanette asked curiously
"Oh yeah… definitely, there's going to be sequel if my new idea works or not" James replied with a reassuring nod.
"Thank goodness" Simon said breathing a sigh of relief, "are you ready for the next question?" the red sweater wearing chipmunk asked eagerly.
"Go ahead" James said leaning back, Simon gently removed the paper from Alvin's hand and began reading the question, "The question is tagged anonymous and it asks, 'did you have Ian become a good guy again because he did in Chipwrecked or was that your own idea? If it was your idea where did you get the idea?'"
James nodded, "that's a unique question but ok… this story was actually one of my earlier stories to be written, and when it was being written which was quite some time before Chipwrecked came out, I had plans for Ian to be a good guy, but once Chipwrecked did come out it helped me go back and rewrite that part of the story to form good guy Ian a little better… I hope that answers the question".
"I think that covers it pretty well" Simon said with a nod, "ok… my turn again" Alvin said snatching the paper back, "this question was submitted by yet another anonymous reader… sheesh James you must not be popular with the members of FF" Alvin said.
"Hey Alvin… shut up and ask the question already" James snapped, "fine… no need to get pissed" Alvin shrugged, "Like I said the question is tagged anonymous and asks, 'Are Harry and Marv based off the two characters with the same names from the Home Alone movies?'"
"Actually to be honest they're supposed to be the same guys, I really love those movies and it's funny to watch them get the crap kicked out of them and one day I was thinking, 'hmm… what would it be like if Alvin ran into them?'… so yeah there you go" he said finishing up with a smile.
"That's awesome" Brittany said grabbing the paper from Alvin, "my turn".
Alvin opened his mouth to protest but Brittany cut him off, "ok… the question is from a member of FanFiction by the name of werynt and the question wishes to know 'when did Alvin and Brittney make the baby?'"
"Wait!... What?" Alvin shouted snatching the paper from Brittany who was staring at it dumbfounded and quite embarrassed. "You really aren't going to tell them that are you?" Alvin asked as he began to panic, James shrugged, "I said I would answer their questions… it wouldn't be right of me to deny to answer a question" he said with a grin.
"There's got to be a law against infringing on our privacy like that… this is evasion of privacy" Brittany stated, "and I am so going to sue you!"
"It would be evasion of privacy if you were in private…. But when you're out in your backyard that's a different case" James said
"Fine tell them… see if I care" Alvin ranted crossing his arms
"Ok…" James said letting his voice trail off, "so for the sake of Alvin's and Brittany's dignity and privacy I will keep it broad… the 'act' took place that evening they were outside even though Dave had told them not to go outside, it's in chapter 9, 'Never Failing Love' I think… don't quote me on the chapter number" dropping his voice to a whisper and leaning towards the camera he said, "let me know if you want me to write up how it actually happened…".
"Ok sure… no" Alvin snapped quickly, "I'll read the next question" Jeanette said taking the paper from Alvin. "This one is from werynt as well and it asks, 'I thought that chipmunks made like five babies when pregnant, not one. Can you explain?'" Jeanette said reading the question off for the author.
James was thoughtful for a second prompting Simon to speak up, "would you like me to take this one?"
"No we're good" James replied shifting in his seat and waving his hand dismissively, "ok… how to put this… you're right in a way, an average chipmunk litter is 4 or 5 babies, BUT I never said for certain how many she was going to have, HA! got you, and nor am I going to tell you, if you really want to know read the sequel when it comes out" he said then calmed down quite a bit, "but seriously, werynt, you are correct Brittany just thinks she's only having one because she's suffering from delusions".
"I am not!" Brittany shouted back, "Alvin say something!" she ordered
"What am I supposed to say… he's right" Alvin replied causing Brittany to slap his arm.
"Ok moving along" Simon said handing the paper to Theodore, "why don't you two ask this question"
"Ok" Eleanor replied, "this one was asked by a member of FF who wishes to remain anonymous" she continued "and they ask, 'who is sergeant/colonel D.J Bond…"
"And why does he have two ranks?" Theodore finished with a small grin.
"D.J would you like to answer that question?" James asked causing the camera to pan over to the right bringing the colonel into focus.
"Sure I can answer that… my name is D.J Bond as stated-" the man started to say but was cut off by Alvin, "tell us what the D.J is short for" he taunted with a devious grin.
"I was getting to that" the man shot back hotly, "my full name is Devon James Bond… but if you like life you better call me D.J" he said pointing a finger at the camera. "Threats aside…" James said giving him a curious look, "why don't you tell them about yourself".
"I was born in north eastern PA, quite a few years after that I joined the Marines with a couple of my buddies… after a few years in the Marine Corp I was recommended to the officers academy, so I took it but after slowly moving up the ranks I found my nitch as a Colonel and I seemed to stay there, but after a while the Corp wasn't cutting it for me so I transferred to the Navy… due to how I scored on their ASVAB they gave me the opportunity to become a battlefield surgeon so I took it… now don't get me wrong that was fun but after a few years I got a letter from a general in the Marines telling me of an opportunity that had opened up as a Marine Recon, so once my time was up I reenlisted in the Marines and that's where I remained for several more years until I retired with my entire squad, we all moved to LA where we all work together on the California Highway Patrol where I am a sergeant" the man said concluding his story of his past.
"Ok…" Alvin said "so shorten that up for us"
"In short to answer the question, I am Sergeant D.J Bond of the California Highway Patrol, motorcycle division, and the reason I have two ranks is because when serving the country in the military I was a Colonel… now that I am with the police force I am a Sergeant" D.J replied.
"Ok that works for me… how about you fellas?" James said glancing at the six chipmunks who all nodded. "Next question!" Alvin shouted, "the question is from Republic Commando Ace and he asks, 'Why do the cheese balls in the lab explode and why does Dr. Brown have exploding cheese balls?'"
"Yeah that is a very good question" Brittany stated giving the author a very hard stare.
"Hey… I didn't tell you to eat them" he retorted.
"Please just answer the question" Simon said cleaning his glasses
"Ok… the cheese balls in the lab explode because if you noticed in the story Dr. Brown is the head of research and development, and he was merely doing his job by developing new weapons for the spy/agents. But the cheese balls were actually intended in to be used by government assassins to easily and discretely get rid of a mark either in his home or at a party… yep… I think that about answers that question" the author stated.
"Awesome" Alvin said as Brittany snatched the paper out of his hand, "the next question…" she began "is from another member of FF who wishes to remain anonymous and she asks 'who is Jake Miller and why does he not appear in your stories 'Squeakquel Alternate Ending' and 'Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 and a half'?"
"That's a very interesting question and the very interesting answer gets pretty complicated if you are not very familiar with Alvin and the Chipmunks" James replied.
"Would you care to explain?" Jeanette asked
"Sure… Alvin and the Chipmunks exists in two different dimensions otherwise known as 'universes' or 'versions'…. There's the cartoon version which would pertain to the style of the 1983 - 1991 cartoon series, The Chipmunk Adventure, Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein, and Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman, but there is also another version known as 'CGI' which pertain to the live action CGI animation 2007 movie Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Squeakquel and Chipwrecked and beyond for that matter as well" James replied.
"But anyway back on topic, Jake Miller is the older brother of the chipettes in the cartoon form, and as of currently he does not exist in the CGI form and that is why he does not appear in those two stories, but if you would like to see him in CGI leave a review telling me if you would like to see him in CGI or not".
"That's like amazing and all but let's move on" Alvin said snatching the paper back only to have Simon snatch it from him "that's it Alvin there aren't any more questions".
"Ok… well in that case, I know I'm going to regret this but…. Do you fellas have any questions?" James asked.
"Yeah I got a question" Alvin said eagerly than waited for the author to reply.
After a second of silence James said "I don't know if I want to hear your question".
"Where did you get the idea for this story I mean like the story stinks, bad plot, horrible dialogue… what did you do, get this out of a box of crackerjacks and post it on FF?"
James opened his mouth to say something in return when he was cut off by Alvin, "and that's not the half of it, your grammar is terrible, there was dozens of misspelled words in every chapter, and that leads me to my next complaint, the chapter titles stink".
"I didn't think it was that bad and nor did the readers" James retorted firmly, "this one was actually one of my more popular stories".
"I don't know why-" Alvin began but was cut off by Simon covering his mouth with his hand, Brittany than spoke up, "I think that's about all we got… thank you for coming James" she said happily.
"You're welcome" James replied
The six chipmunks all turned to face the camera, "thank you for reading… and look out for the sequel it should be lots of fun" Jeanette said with a smile waving to the camera right before it shut off.
A/N: For all those who asked questions, I thank you and I hope I answered them for you, and thank you all for reading! And my poll is closed, as of now I will not be excepting any more votes so please do not try to submit any more, thank you!