Saints Row: Street Legends vs. Urban Legend
Saints Row The Third couldn't just end with it being a movie or with Pierce taking over as Mayor…(Btw…The Ending I pick was to save Shaundi, Viola, and Burt Reynolds…I don't want to kill off Shaundi, but Viola is good to have in the story…) I found this cool Urban Legend online…and thought…maybe I should add something scary to Saints Row, since they destroy everything that's a threat so enjoy…
After the events the events of Steelport, The Saints are now worshipped as heroes, The Mayor has offered the Boss the key to the City, The Saints Movie: Gangstas in Space is a number Box office hit, planning on sequel, and they still plan to kill Killbane and Dex soon…
but in the meantime, they all try to settle and enjoy life…
At a local electronic store, a young man wearing thick glasses name Roger was dusting and wipe off the counter…
Kinzie Kensington, a new local Saint, came in with a box full of electronics…
She struggle a bit with them…She look over to see Roger was cleaning…
"Hey!...Roger…Roger!..." yelled Kinzie…
Roger look up and ran over to give Kinzie a hand…
"I'm sorry Kinzie…you know how the store can get messy…" said Roger…
"That's okay…My new supercomputer needs a little cleaning…" said Kinzie as she struggle with the box…
They both carried the box over towards the counter top…They rested as both of them gasp for air…
Roger went back to the counter to look at Kinzie's electronics…
"Wow Kinzie…are you sure you wanna ditch your old computer?..." said Roger…
"Yea…since the Boss "gave" me a new computer…I decided to just sell this one…you think it's in great shape?..." said Kinzie…
Roger look through Kinzie's stuff…He was surprised seeing a new computer of the year…
"Kinzie!...Are you mad!...Your giving away a new computer!...That's like George Lucas giving up on making more science fiction films…" said Roger…
"It may look new, but the one I have now is even better…" said Kinzie…
"What?...You have a updated one?..." said Roger…(Nerd talk…I know…boring right…)
"Yea…Its because the Boss wanted me to hack the deckers…So I help him and he help me…so it's a win win…" said Kinzie…
"By the way…Your so lucky to be a member of the Third Street Saints!...I would do anything to be a Saint…Your by all this cool action!... and your even by the lovely Shaundi!...I tried getting on her show and I lost!...What a rip off…but you know…I think me and Shaundi could have a thing together…" said Roger…
"Yea… I hate it when the Boss notice Shaundi and Viola more than me…Can you believe he blew me off at the Comic Con convention just to go see Shaundi reality show, he even watch it with Viola!..." said Kinzie…
Roger wasn't paying attention, only to daydream about Shaundi…
"Uh Roger!...Hello!" yelled Kinzie…
"Oh sorry…what about a feel boss?..." said Roger…
Kinzie put her hand on her head…
"Nevermind…can I just check in the back to see if I can get a new updated SD card for my video camera…" said Kinzie…
"Go check…but you think you can get Shaundi's autograph for me?..." said Roger as he holding out a pen and notepad…
Kinzie rolled her eyes and took it…
"Fine Rog…" said Kinzie…
She put notepad and Pen in her pockets and check in the back of the store…
She seen a lot of new equipment that to be released tomorrow…
She look around, she was amazed at the new hardware, software, or any type of ware know…
As she look she saw a package carrying mega SD cards with really good spacing…
"Nice!...Just what I wanted…" said Kinzie…
As she was walking look at the SD package…
She trip on a cord plug in the wall, falling on the floor…
"Ow…" said Kinzie…
She pushed herself up and try finding her glasses…
As she did she spotted a old box with a destroyed laptop in the inside…
"Huh!...Who would do such a thing!" yelled Kinzie…
She look inside at the old laptop…She pick it up…seeing pieces still falling off…
"That vandal…Destroying something like a laptop!...He should be punch for this!" yelled Kinzie as she was looking at the laptop…
She found in the box something else…She couldn't see what it is…
She put the laptop on a nearby shelf and look further into it…She found a almost destroyed game cartridge...
"That's funny...He threw away a Nintendo 64 game...They were freakin cool back then...I wonder what game was this..." said Kinzie...
She look further...scratching off the burnt ashes on it...She sees the name MAJORA written in black ink...
"Awesome!...Legend Of Zelda is my favorite series!...Why would someone throw a Legend of Zelda game out...People...thats why I hate em'...I wonder how much will Roger want for this..." said Kinzie...
Kinzie came out the back and put the SD card on the counter with the game cartidge...Roger check off the SD card...but stop when he saw the game cartridge...
"Where you find this?..." said Roger...
"Oh...It was in the back with a destroyed computer...and let me tell you Roger...I hate people who treat computers like trash...they can have emotions, if we built them onto them..." said Kinzie...
"A Nintendo 64 game cartridge?...I haven't seen one of those in a while...I wonder what game this is..." said Roger...
"I seen that the cover has been rip off...All I seen on it was MAJORA written in Sharpie...The Legend Of Zelda is one of my favorite series..." said Kinzie...
"Wouldn't it be easier to buy one in a fresh condition?...This one look likes someone try to burn it..." said Roger...
"And what...pay 30 bucks for a expensive one...Think Roger...its better if I get this one at a lower price..." said Kinzie...
"Better yet...If you can give me Shaundi's number...then you can have it for free..." said Roger...
Kinzie reach out Roger's notepad and wrote down Shaundi's number...She rip out a page and handed him the phone number while he jumped up and down excitely...
"If anyone ask...you didn't get it from me..." said Kinzie...
"All of according to plan...Do you want to by the Nintendo 64 game system for it...all for 20 bucks..." said Roger...
"No need...I have one back at home that's been collecting dust...thanks anyway...I'll call you if its not working or if its working...or both..." said Kinzie...
"Okay...that'll be 159.99 for the SD card..." said Roger...
Kinzie pulled out her wallet and handed Roger the money...She put the game cartridge and the SD card in a tiny shopping bag...
"See ya Rog..." said Kinzie...
"Later Kinzie...thanks for the number and say hi to Shaundi for me..." said Roger...
Kinzie left out the store and into her car...She got a text from the Boss to meet up at the Saints Headquarters for a meeting...She nodded and agreed...She drove off and left to the meeting...
Kinzie pick up a game that she has no Idea about...What will happen next...FIND OUT NEXT TIME!...