Saints Row: The Third A VERY **** UP CHRISTMAS!
This my friends is aftermath preview of the Third, but a special that's coming soon…Since the holidays are coming up…It would be nice to see the Saints enjoy themselves during the season…This is only the introduction…The rest will come in December…
Hello my friends, and how are you,
Greetings from Stilwaters and Steelport from me to you,
I shall tell you tale and a wonderful holiday story…
No, not about the learning of Christmas, that seems kinda boring…
It's about a famous gang to all who love and hate…
That's right you guess it! The Third Street Saints…
Our story takes us, inside the Saints hideout crib…
Where the Saints are preparing for Christmas while Pierce ate buffalo ribs…
Shaundi was hanging up Christmas decorations and bright lights…
The rest of the Saints were wrapping gifts until that special night…
As Shaundi was busy hanging Christmas lights,
She looks over and wonders why Pierce isn't helping, thinking its not right…
She walk over and smack Pierce rib out his hand…
"Why aren't you helping us!...We have to get done with our Christmas plan..." said Shaundi...
"Yea, but I figure I need some food to snack on...You can't dis a brotha and his buffalo rib's bond..." said Pierce...
"Worry about that later, we have shit to do..." said Shaundi...
"The crib is already Christmas enough, I think its already cool..." said Pierce...
"I want this to be a Christmas to be remember..." said Shaundi...
"Oh Please Shaundi...Christmas is always the same...Every fucking December..." said Pierce...
"By the way have you seen the Boss anywhere?..." said Shaundi...
"The last time I seen him...was on his way to the Steelport Saints Headquarter Lair..." said Pierce...
"Is he fixing the Saints Headquarter up the same way?..." said Shaundi...
"I don't know, but it seems like Christmas isn't his day..." said Pierce...
"After we finish, we'll go to Steelport to see how everyone is doing..." said Shaundi...
"Lets go now...Because your decorations are overdoing!..." yelled Pierce...
"Whatever Pierce, get your jacket and lets go..." said Shaundi...
And off the Saints went to Steelport and they didn't go slow...
They went into a jet plane where Shaundi was enjoying the ride...
All except Pierce, who hurled during the trip in the sky...
At the Saints Headquarter in Steelport, The Boss was resting on the couch...
Throwing a ball to the wall, watching it pouch...
Viola came in, wondering why he's sitting...
"Should you be preparing for Christmas and commiting..." said Viola...
The Boss stop throwing the ball...
"Christmas is just a day, I hate the fall..." said the Boss...
"Fall is over, and winter is beginning...You should do something that'll give the Saints winter winnings..." said Viola...
"If your talking about gambling, then your reading my mind..." said the Boss...
Til Kinzie came in running to the Boss, with a surprised...
"Boss!...There's a new Playstation 4 coming out this winter!...Better than the Playstation 3, only with a new Tom Clancy's Splinter, do you think someone will get it for me?" said Kinzie...
"That's great Kinzie, and what a joy...but I don't care about video games, I'm really fucking bored..." said the Boss...
Oleg and Angel talking and walk in the room...
"I heard there's new things at the mall, like a electronic broom..." said Oleg...
"I need a new wreslting boots, ones that are tough..." said Angel...
"Don't you think you already have enough?..." said Oleg...
"You can never have enough boots my friend..." said Angel...
"When we will this gift shit come to a end?..." said the Boss...
"Viola...lets go...I want to win some cash..." said the Boss...
"Alrighty, but I hope your money can last..." said Viola...
As Viola and the Boss was headed out the door...
Kinzie blushed and look down at the floor...
Oleg look and saw her face gone red...
"Kinzie?...What's wrong?...Why are you red in the head?..." said Oleg...
Kinzie knock out of her trance that she was in...
"Oh...its nothing, just tired from playing a violin..." said Kinzie...
"You play Violin?...That's wonderful to hear..." said Oleg...
"Yea, but I wanted to ask the Boss something if he was here..." said Kinzie...
"What you wanted to ask the Boss Kinzie?..." said Oleg...
"Just can he go somewhere important with me..." said Kinzie...
Kinzie left with her head down and upset...
Angel look and thought...
"She's jealous of Viola I bet..." said Angel...
"I see and know that the Boss isn't the holiday person..." said Oleg...
"His bitterness might turn or maybe get worsen..." said Angel...
"You want to play chess to pass the time..." said Oleg...
"Sure...One game of Chess will be fine..." said Angel...
A short Preview of What to come...Wait til December for the rest of the fun...
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