MEGA VACATION! : Chapter one: We Need a Break From This

(Welcome to my first ever crossover fic! I hope you enjoy!)

The Netherworld

The Overlord, King Laharl, had called his vassals to address a dire situation.

"So, Prince, what's up? Are we being attacked again?" Was Etna's first Question.

"No. I have called this meeting to address a situation that has been denied of us for too long; we need to take a vacation."

At that, one of the prinnies smiled and said, "Dood! We get to take a break!"

Etna smacked the prinny and yelled, "You're not the ones getting the break, we are!"

Gordon smiled and said, "So, your majesty, where are we going to take this vacation?"

"That's the first time I heard you call me that. You must really want this vacation."

Gordon lost his smile and, admitting mental defeat he said, "Yes. All of this fighting has left me exhausted."

Looking away from Gordon Laharl said to everyone that was there, "Well, I have bad news about this vacation too."

Flonne looked up in shock and asked, "What could be bad about a break from all of the fighting?"

"The Angels and General Carter are going to be there."

Thursday's overhead lights turned red and he said, "BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP. DANGER DANGER DANGER…"

Looking annoyed, Laharl shouted, "Silence!"

Thursday shut up immediately.

"I have taken precautions to prevent a fight when we get to our vacation spot. Sadly these precautions are starting a ceasefire."

Confused, Etna said, "But, Prince, the way you're talking, you make it sound like we'll all be in the same place!"

Resigned, Laharl confessed, "We are. I rented out another dimension that we're going to be vacationing in. I made sure it was the spot where we would have the most fun possible!"

The others, spare for the Prinnies, looked happy about this.

"Prinnies! Tell the Dimensional Gatekeeper to ready the portal to the Vacation Zone!"

The Prinnies soluted and shouted, "Aye aye, Dood!"

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Soul Society

Head Captain Yamamoto called another Captains' Meeting at random, but nonetheless all of the other Captains came.

Once all of the Captains were there, Yamamoto spoke.

"I have called this meeting to address an important event. We have signed a temporary Peace Treaty with Aizen."

All of the other Captains turned their heads at this.

Kenpachi, looking like a kid who's been told he can't have his favorite candy, frowned and said, "Why?"

Yamamoto sighed slightly and said, "We are all going on vacation. And Aizen's forces will be in the same place."

Soi Fon, asked, "What? But-"

"There shall be no 'buts'. We will be taking our vacation in a dimension that Aizen ordered his Espada to open a Garganta to. I have seen this dimension and I'm certain that Aizen is keeping his word. You may bring whichever Seated Officers you wish. And Captain Hitsugaya?"

Toshiro turned and asked, "Yes, Head Captain?"

"Inform the Substitute Soul Reaper, Ichigo Kurosaki of this. I feel that he should not be excluded from all of the fun. Tell him that he is also allowed to bring whoever he wants as well."

"Very well. I will get going immediately."

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Las Noches

Aizen had called another Espada Meeting. So, the ten Espada sitting at the meeting table, the four Privaron Espada sitting off to the side, and Aizen himself sitting at the end, flanked by his two Generals, Gin and Tosen.

Without waiting for the others to speak, Aizen asked the Espada, "Is the Garganta finshed?"

The fourteen arrancars nodded.

"Good. We leave for the Vacation Zone soon."

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Order's Sanctuary

The ten Warriors of Cosmos were gathered before Cosmos herself to begin the Thirteenth Cycle when out of nowhere Chaos and his bunch showed up.

The Warriors of Cosmos raised their swords, and in Terra's case, hands to protect their Goddess, however the Chaos Warriors didn't take up stances at all.

Waving the Cosmos Warriors' gestures aside, Chaos said, "Cosmos, I think we need a break."

Staring right into Chaos's face Cosmos asked, "A break? That sounds delightful."

"However, since this place is made specifically to be a battleground, we need somewhere with more of a…beach…"

"Yes. Should we use the Vacation Zone?"

"That was what I was implying."

Cosmos then walked up to Chaos, and they touched fingertips. Suddenly a portal opened where their fingers touched and they each addressed their own warriors.

Cosmos looked to her warriors and said, "Alright, we are putting the fighting on hold for a short while. This portal leads to a dimension called the Vacation Zone. There you can have as much fun as you want!"

Chaos looked down at his warriors and said, "If I find that any of you are doing anything to the Vacation Zone, like trying to rule it," he glared at Mateus and Ultimecia, "Or trying to destroy it," he glared at Kefka, Exdeath, Cloud of Darkness, and Kuja, "I will have your heads!"

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Laharl's party entered the Dimensional gate.

Aizen, Gin, Tosen, the ten remaining captains, the Lieutenants, a couple Seated Officers, the Espada, and the Privaron Espada all entered the massive Garganta.

The Warriors of Cosmos and the Warriors of Chaos, as well as the gods themselves entered their Portal.

(What will happen when they meet? Find out next time!)