Dude, I Seriously Don't Feel Good
By ilovemyboys
Ohhh man…..what happened?...I feel like raving rabbids are dancing in my head…..
I yawned.
Man I'm tired…..
Knock, knock, knock!
"Mikey. Time to get up." Leo's voice called behind my door.
"Yeah…" I mumbled, snuggling up in my blankets…
Knock! Knock! Knock!
"Mikey! You need to get up." His voice had that Leo insistence to it.
He'll drag me out if I don't go out….geez...
I yawned again, getting up from my nice, comfy bed, and zombie-walked over to my door, as I rammed into it.
"Ow! Haha. Oops."
As I drag my feet to the kitchen I see Leo sitting down by the table drinking some tea and eating a biscuit. I made my way, half-awake I'll remind you, to the wonderful cupboard holding my delicious Cap'n Crunch—wait…Where is it? No, no, it has to be here…. I frantically searched.
"It's right here Mikey," Leo spoke calmly from the table. I spun around, seeing him holding up my beloved Cap'n Crunch.
"Oh, thanks Leo." I dragged my feet over, sat down on a chair, and clonked my head on the table. My hand grabbed around blindly, like an undead avenger coming out of a grave in a B-film, searching for the one that put it there, to wreck havoc on mankind! Ha ha!...Only to find milk. I lifted up my head which—woah!…feels waaaay too heavy….
"Uhhh…." Oof! It clonked on the table again.
"Ow…." I mumbled.
Lifting my droopyeyes up I dragged it across the table, then poured some into my bowl, grabbing a spoon and taking a mouthful of delicious-milk? Oh right. The cereal…haha…silly me. I grabbed the cereal box, my hand a little shaky, and poured it over the milk. Ah. Much better!
As I ate my cereal I looked over at Leo, who had his eyes closed in meditation or…something with his steaming tea. Then I noticed talking in the living room…and the TV turning on.
Geez! Somebody turn that down! Those loud high pitches are not cool dude…
Oh my gosh.
What am I saying about my beloved television!
I must really be out of it…
I shook my head, eating some more cereal until Master Splinter came out of the dojo and told us it was time to train.
Dude…my energy level is SOOOO low….
Huh. So this is what it feels like…
I don't like it.