I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE OR ITS CHARACTERS

Chapter 5:

Zoro awoke in his crib. He looked around and everyone was gone.
"I must have slept longer than i thought..." thought Zoro.

He crawled to the edge of the crib and sat down. He watched the door and waited for someone to come in. He was about to call for someone when something dropped from his mouth.
He looked down to see it was a binki.

He blushed and threw it out of the crib. He fell back into the soft matress. He closed his eyes and layed there in thought.

"I wonder if there is anything that I can do to make this whole mess, less embarressing..." he pondered.

"Oi, chibi, you awake?"
Zoro's eyes snapped open and he looked up.
Sanji stood silently above the crib.
Zoro raised his hands to him.

Sanji picked him up and laid him on the changing table.
" 'm hungy..." the marimo whined.
"I know, I know. I just finished breakfast.'' said Sanji as he finished changing the marimo.

He carried Zoro up to the mess hall and placed him in his highchair. Zoro ate hurrily, eating everything before Luffy had the chance to.

After finishing his bottle he burped. He looked over to luffy, who was looking around for crumbs.
Zoro giggled. Nami walked over and picked him up.
"You're just so cute zowo!" she cooed as she cuddled him.
"I nod coot!" he squealed.
nami giggled and turned to walk outside.
She walked to her room and set Zoro on her bed. She opened her closet and pulled out a box.

"sorry Zoro but i cant resist!"
After many screams and and tantrums, Nami returned with a sleeping zoro.

She walked onto deck with a large grin.
Nami had dressed Zoro in a bunny costume. (a pair of footy pajamas with ears and a tail)
"Ah, Nami-swan, you're back!" Sanji danced.
"Mhmm, look what I did." she said before letting out a series of giggled.

Sanji looked down and started laughing.
Soon the whole crew was gathered around Nami and Zoro.

Upon hearing the laughs Zoro woke. He looked around and realized he was wearing the costume Nami had forced upon him. He let out sorrow filled wails.

Nami tried rocking him and calming him but he refused to quit.
He was passed around to various members of the crew until he was passed to sanji.
Sanji sighed and dug something out of his pocket. A binki. He stuffed it in Zoro's mouth and bounced him in his arms. Zoro's wails stopped and he laid silently on Sanji's chest. The crew watched his small chest rise and fall, while snot dripped down his face along with trails of tears.

Nami wiped his face and smiled.
"I guess he trusts you the most right now." she said. "I know that I shouldn't have done that, but he is sooo cute! I absolutly had to !" she whined.

The crew remained silent.
"...mmmm...maaaaaa..." Zoro babbled in his sleep.
Sanji rocked him from side to side and Zoro let out soft snores.
After a few more hours, Zoro awoke. Something was different though, he wasn't in anyone's arms...but in a plastic seat of some sort.
He looked around to find that he was in the kitchen sink, surrounded by bubbles. He looked up and there stood Sanji, who had just gotten a washcloth from a drawer.
Sanji started cleaning Zoro, and Zoro started fussing.

"Ah...so your awake now huh?" he said as he continued to clean Zoro.
"Sop id! Pewvewt! Ewo Coo!" he squealed.
"How am i perverted? You're a fucking baby!" said Sanji as he started washing Zoro's hair.

After cleaning Zoro, sanji picked him up and dressed him in a baby gown.
Zoro glared at Sanji as he set Zoro down in a small pinned area.
He looked around at all of the plush animals that surrounded him.

"emma at!" growled Zoro. (lemme out)
Sanji looked at him, slightly puzzled.

Zoro raised his hands to Sanji.
Sanji frowned.
"I'm busy, why don't you just play or something till I'm done?"

Zoro remained still with his arms up.
Sanji rolled his eyes and walked away to start cleaning the kitchen.

Zoro lowered his arms and watched him walk away. He pouted and glared at him for a few moments. He sighed, knowing that Sanji wouldn't come back for him.

"I da waaa hew" (i don't wanna stay here)
Sanji ignored Zoro's whines and continued washing off the table and counters.

After many whines and attemps to get attention, Zoro had worked himself to the point where he had lapsed.

"..eh...*hic*...ehhh..."
Upon hearing the whines, Sanji turned around.

"Ehhhh...EHHHHHHHHH!" screeched Zoro as he flailed.
Sanji jumped up and ran over to him. He picked up Zoro and started bouncing him.

Zoro stopped wailing and looked at Sanji.
Sanji looked back and Zoro giggled.

"baka chibi Marimo." he grumbled.
Sanji put Zoro back down.
Zoro looked up at him expectingly.

Sanji turned away.

Zoro watched him walk away and started whining again.

"Saaaa!" cried Zoro.
Sanji growled and picked him up again. Zoro laughed and held onto Sanji.

Sanji finally gave up on finishing cleaning and rested on the couch in the kitchen.
"You are such a pain in the ass..." he sighed.

"Saaagii..." gurgled Zoro.
Sanji blushed. He had never seen something so adorable. zoro was laying on his chest, sucking on his thumb and playing with his tie.

He smiled, looking upon the scene.
"Maybe you aren't as bad as I thought you were." Said Sanji...all too soon.
After a moment, Sanji's chest heated up and a horrid smell found it's way to the blonde's nose.

"I take that back..." he grumbled as he walked off to change the moss haired chibi.