Hey :) Ok so here is the RIDICULOUSLY short song Johanna which, when read, sounds REALLY creepy! Anyway! I haven't written one of these in a while so I picked the shortest one so I could feel like I didn't abandon these :)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything because I unfortunately wasn't even CLOSE to being alive when this song was originally composed.

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And now to the song, Allons-y! :)

I feel you,

Excuse me Guy-Outside-My-Window, do I know you?

Johanna.

Well you certainly know me. Hope you're not a stalker…

I feel you.

You most definitely have NOT sir!

I was half-convinced I'd waken.

So you're sleep singing? To a random girl in a window? Yeah that's not a least bit peculiar…

Satisfied enough to dream you,

It was déjà vu!

happily I was mistaken,

I wasn't in your dream? Well now I'm lost…

Johanna.

Yes?

I'll steal you,

Umm…Beg pardon?

Johanna,

What?

I'll steal you.

Oh. That's a startling thing to say.

Do they think that walls can hide you?

Seeing as you aren't Superman and the walls aren't transparent; yeah.

Even now I'm at your window...

Which is getting creepier the longer you're there

I am in the dark beside you,

OHMIGOD!

buried sweetly in your yellow hair!

Get out of my hair! Eeeeeee!

I feel you,

You know-

Johanna!

Don't interrupt!

And one day,

What did I just say?

I'll steal you!

That gets creepier each time you ay it, not matter the sentiment behind it.

'Til I'm with you then,

'Til you're with me? I thought you were fondling my hair a second ago…

I'm with you there...

Yet you say you weren't…COMPULSIVE LIAR!

sweetly buried in your yellow hair!

SEE! Told you! Compulsive. Liar.

P.S. Here's the key to my room

Was it any good? Yes, No, Maybe, Sorta, Orange? HA! I totally threw you off adding orange as an option :) Review of you're in the mood (which kinda rhymes so you are probably in a mood where you wanna review because of my epic rhyming skills XD) Thank you to everyone who has reviewed my previous Sweeney L+C "stories", I probably wouldn't have as much fun as I do without you guys! :)

A bientôt!