Note: I actually wrote this a million years ago and put it on my Sammy Keyes blog, but for those of you who haven't ready my blog, here is the story here put VERY

Storytime with Casey – A Story in Texts

Casey: hey (:

Sammy: oh hello.:)

Casey: in english, what about you?

Sammy: umm bored as hell in bio. UGH.

Casey: want me to make it non-boring?

Sammy: go for it.

Casey: ok let me tell you a story. but it has to be in pieces since there's only 145 chatacters in a text.

Sammy: okay, I'm reading.

Casey: there was once a girl, featherduster, who hated another girl.

Sammy: Featherduster? Really?

Casey: the other girl's name was Sandwhich.

Sammy: classic, Casey.

Casey: Sandwich decided she didnt like Featherduster either.

Sammy: I didn't just DECIDE, Casey, she MADE me dislike her!

Casey: what are you talking about, Sammy? I'm telling you a story about Sandwich, not you. Jeesh.

Sammy: don't say "jeesh" again, alright? And go on.

Casey, anyway, so Featherduster punched Sandwich in her rear-end.

Sammy: I hope you mean she POKED Sandwich in her rear-end, not PUNCHED.

Casey: oops, I mean POKED. And then Sandwich punched Featherduster in the face.

Sammy: Ooh it's getting interesting already!

Casey: of course it is. Anyway, then Featherduster called a guy at school named Jars-Of-Nutella.

Sammy: that is the dumbest name ever.

Casey: worse than Featherduster?

Sammy: eating my words, Acosta. I an EATING MY WORDS.

Casey: of course you are. Next, Sandwich totally beat Featherduster to her game by exposing Featherduster on the school PA system.

Sammy: I am liking this Sandwich character.

Casey: yeah, she's my favorite too ;) then later a boy named Table-Pusher threw a party.

Sammy: Tablepusher? Is that Taylor?

Casey: HOLD ON TEACHER COMING

Sammy: okay. By the way you're story is only mildly amusing.

Casey: teacher gone. And you'll be "eating your words" when I'm done with it, Keyes.

Sammy: I hate you.

Sammy: just kidding. I don't.

Sammy: go on with the story please.

Casey: :)

Casey: so the morning before the party, Sandwich was riding on her best friend Martin's handlebars.

Sammy: is Martin cute? I hope he's cute.

Casey: SAMMY!

Sammy: WHAT?

Casey: first of all you should be asking if he's cute. I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND :(

Sammy: but Martin is fictional! And you're real. And I already KNOW you're cute.

Casey: aw thank you :) and SECOND of all, Martin is MARISSA.

Sammy: I thought this story had nothing to do with my real life!

Casey: oh oops, I take that back. Martin was just Sandwich's best friend. And no, Martin was super completely hideous and looked like...Snape.

Sammy: I think Snape is a sexy beast.

Casey: SAMMY!

Sammy: just kidding JEESH.

Casey: NOW who's saying "jeesh"? Anyway, Martin accidentally crashed his bike into a skateboarder and his friends. The skater's name was Jasmine.

Sammy: HAHAHAHAHAH

Casey: what?

Sammy: Jake the Snake is JASMINE? Hahah

Casey: this story has NO CONNECTION to anyone in real life!

Sammy: oh, right. I knew that.

Casey: so Jasmine got all mad at Sandwich. Sandwich then saw that Jasmine had HER skateboard. And wanted it back.

Sammy: hellz ya she did.

Casey: shut up.

Sammy: okay.

Casey: so Tablepusher invited Martin to the party with Martin's friends because Tablepusher secretly had a thing for Martin.

Sammy: Tablepusher is a guy, right?

Casey: yeah why?

Sammy: is he gay?

Casey: why are you asking?

Sammy: because he likes Martin.

Casey: oh right. And Martin's a guy. Yeah, Tablepusher is gay.

Sammy: I thought you said Martin was hideous. How can Tablepusher like a hideous guy?

Casey: LOVE IS BLIND OKAY?

Sammy: okay okay. And Marissa is NOT HIDEOUS btw.

Casey: of course Marissa is not hideous! I TOLD you, Martin had NOTHING to do with Marissa. He is a guy and she is a girl. TOTAL DIFFERENCE.

Sammy: okay okay fine. Go on.

Casey: so then Sandwich came and met Catastrophe.

Sammy: that would be you.

Casey: no, it wouldn't. Catastrophe is not me.

Sammy: why did you give yourself the cool name "Catastrophe" and give everyone else lake names like "Sandwich" and "Tablepusher" and "Featherduster"?

Casey: I AM NOT CATASTROPHE! HE IS A WONDERFUL, HANDSOME YOUNG MAN WHO WINS SANDWICH's HEART.

Sammy: oh my god, that was so cheesy.

Casey: so Catastrophe fell in love with Sandwich and they lived happily ever after.

Sammy: IN LOVE?

Casey: what? Is something wrong?

Sammy: are you saying you LOVE me?

Casey: so?

Sammy: WHAT

Sammy: you do? Really? And you, not Catastrophe, I mean you CASEY.

Casey: I was always Casey. And yes.

Sammy: yes..?

Casey: I do. Love you, I mean. I didn't know how to tell you. So i thought this would be an effective way.

Sammy: wow.

Sammy: wow.

Sammy: you...

Sammy: I don't know what to say.

Casey: that...you love me too?

Casey: well, do you?

Sammy: do i what?

Casey: love me too. I mean we've been going out for two and a half years and I thought you wouldn't be weirded out by now but. Yeah.

Sammy: of course I love you!

Sammy: and I love how you told the whole story of how we "met" in that story, and THEN mentioned the whole love thing

Sammy: it was sweet.

Casey: don't call me sweet. It's embarrassing.

Sammy: CASEY YOU'RE SO SWEET, SO SO SWEET, SO SWEET LIKE CANDY AND SUGAR AND EVERYTHING CHOCOLATEY. SWEET SWEET SWEET

Casey: STOP! MY EARS CAN'T TAKE IT!

Casey: just kidding, I'm good. :)

Sammy: darn. I was hoping you had died by now.

Casey: I think the teacher sees me, I gotta go.

Sammy: bye, haha

Casey: until the next (;