OK so I didn't immediately get hit with hellfire and brimstones and you all reacted so perfectly that I decided to let the bunnies run. I think this little thing will probably expand to connected oneshots and prompt fills. I am honestly floored with the reviews and PMs I have gotten and I hope you all continue to enjoy.

Darren had thought that getting the "You hurt my daughter/sister/friend speeches" when he was in high school and college had been bad. He even had thought that Ashley pinning him against a wall and giving him the Zizes treatment over Chris had been the worst thing that could happen. He had no idea.

It started out innocently enough. It was nice that occasionally he and Chris could go out, Chris in a fabulous outfit the girls had helped pick out, makeup perfected to subtly alter his facial structure and just flirt and touch with no one the wiser. They were always extremely careful, Chris dressing with one of the girls and then meeting at a neutral location before heading out to dinner or the clubs. They either went back to Darren's afterward or met back at Chris's after he changed. Then things started to unravel.

It began one Saturday night when, slightly tipsy, they left the club and took a taxi back to Darren's place. Joey was supposed to be out of town for the weekend so they should have had the place to themselves. They walked in the living room, Chris swinging his spiked heels from one hand, the other tangled in Darren's hair to find Joey sitting on the couch, looking up at them in shock.

"What the actual FUCK D?" Joey hissed as he pulled Darren into the kitchen, leaving "Christine" standing in the living room. "This is NOT cool dude. I mean just when I thought you had FINALLY gotten yourself sorted out and you and Chris finally stopped dancing around each other you walk in here, obviously drunk with a GIRL?"

"Joey, calm down man, please. It seriously isn't what it looks like." Darren said

"Well then I think you had better fucking explain it dude, cause it looks like you are playing both sides of the fence at the same time here. It looks like you are fucking over the one person who damn well has loved you for YOU and not for "Darren Criss – Starkid, Glee star, fucking Mr Famous musician"

"Babe" Darren called out into the living room "Can you come in here a minute? I think we owe Joey an explanation here and I could really use some help before I end up with a black eye or a bloody nose"

Chris strutted into the kitchen with a smirk on his face, every hair in the perfectly styled wig still in place, swaying his hips to a tune only he could hear. Reaching Darren he placed both hands on his cheeks and leaned in, tongue swiping over Darren's lower lip before crashing their mouths together. Darren pulled back as he heard Joey cursing again. "I asked for help babe, not another knot in the rope that Joey is going to lynch me with"

"Oh come on Dare, can't a girl have a little fun?" Chris whispered, giggling in Darren's ear.

"Dude" Joey yelled "I don't want to get your new lady friend caught up in this, but SERIOUSLY. Do you expect me to stand here and watch this shit and not say anything? Sweetie, I know we haven't been introduced and I really don't want to be rude and you are very attractive so I can understand Darren's interest but I hate to be the one to tell you that this just isn't right. I mean I know that it isn't public knowledge and there is no way for you to know if Darren hasn't told you but he is actually seeing someone. I don't want anyone to end up hurt here and I know ..."

Chris stopped Joey in his ramblings, stepping away from Darren and holding a perfectly manicured hand out towards Joey "You must be Joey. Darren has told me so much about you. And yes I know all about Darren's situation and believe me when I say that I am the last person who wanted to interfere with his relationship."

"OK I am totally confused here" Joey said with a sigh "You don't want to interfere, but here you are in his house, all up on him and GOD DARREN what the hell is going on here?"

"I am so sorry Joey" Chris said quietly "I've been rude. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Christine and what is going on here is that I wanted to take my boyfriend out on the town tonight" he continued as he reached up and slid the wig from his head.

Joey literally backed into the wall behind him as he sputtered incoherently "What the … Shit … Wow … " before finally settling on "Damn man you look hot"