Danny's P.O.V:

I know I'm wining but after all this mess; I have to stay over at Vlad's for the weekend!

As if the mess with the sleep walking / talking wasn't bad enough.

But no dad insisted that we should go spend some quality time with Vlad. Well at least I got that youtube site down and erased every copy of the movie I found.

Well at least the episode with Technus in the computer wasn't all bad, at least I learned something I could do.

If I only could erase the memories, of all the people who saw that film of me.

I hope Vlad didn't see it that would be horrible!

Suddenly the RV pulls up in Vlad's drive way….

Well time to go face my own doom….

Vlad's P.O.V:

I look out the window and see the fat oaf driving his monstrosity of a car. I still can't believe, he still hasn't crashed in to anything!

They all step out of the car. I can see my lovely Madeline step out as beautiful as ever. I see the little badger step out looking nervous and jasmine with a glint in her eye like she has an idea. But what she is thinking of I have no idea, maybe that is what Daniel is nervous about, well I need to be careful than.

I greet them and bring them in. I smile warmly at Maddie and she returns it, though a little hesitant. Jasmine just smirks at me and I give her a little glare back. Daniel stomps past me giving me a death glare witch I return. But suddenly I hear the oaf say V-man! And then all the air in my lungs are pressed out.

Jazz's P.O.V:

I walk past Vlad; I just got a fun idea. And it involves extra strong earplugs and other random stuff. I better start finding the stuff, it's getting late and my plan will soon take action, I just need to wait for Danny to fall asleep. I bet Vlad would have a really weird night. Giggle.

Vlad's P.O.V:

I woke up at around midnight hearing some sounds. I turn in to my ghost form and turn invisible to see what is going on.

I see Daniel walking slowly down the hallway, is he snooping around so late at night?

Then I see a lot of things around in the hallway, I wonder did the little badger bring them, but why?

Suddenly he speaks, but he doesn't turn around: "What rhymes with apples? Not orange, but banapples."

I think to myself what is he talking about? I pic up two random objects. And then he speaks again, still walking slowly and not yet facing me." Mustaches screw on the other way."

"What?" I say.

He only replies: "That rubber ducky isn't mine."

"Rubber ducky? "

He says:" Not even if... Chuck Norris got a pet platypus."

He suddenly walks through a wall. What is up with that boy, could he be sleep walking and talking?

I phase through the wall hearing him speak again: "Waffles will take over the world and I despise you, toast."

I must admit I have no idea what he is thinking but I must admit the boy sure has a weird mind.

Daniel walks over to a computer chair spinning it around and around saying: lollipops make the world go round and around and around….

What is wrong pie face, you smell like curly fries."

I let out a little laugh; the little badger sure says weird stuff.

He suddenly says:" That lamp tastes like redvines… and size 10 boots. But Skulker's head is full of noodles".

I laugh even harder, Daniel is right Skulker is a noodle head.

He is even better than a comedian! I can't believe he hasn't awakened yet, I mean, I'm nearly at the floor because of all that laughing.

Danny says: "No Ember, Your laundry had too many… carrots. And Technus, That monkey stole my trash can."

I clutch my side it hurt so badly, I can't stop the laughter.

Danny: "No Jazz flying rabbit ninjas don't have bus passes. Tucker I'm telling you the Icebreakers are having mood swings."

What in the world is this child dreaming?

Danny: "Pariah has evil plot bunnies in his pants and Yes, I'm a natural pencil."

I'm on the floor I can't believe this!

Danny: "Lava lamps are pickleberries… pickleberry fishsticks… Pineapples are Dinosaurs. Desiree, its happening! Porcupines hate bowls of chili."

I can feel myself losing my ghost form; I can't take all this laughter.

Danny:" Bananas are evil porcupines. Skittles are the path to enlightenment, but No, Vlad, don't eat that frootloop, it's called cannibalism."

He called me a frootloop, but I can hardly move, did he just defeat me with laughter?

Danny:" Sam why are you wearing a marshmallow on your head, it smells like pumpkin barf. No, there are toads in the toaster don't eat that Mr. Lancer. Walker, the socks in the dryer are eating the rules, they are eating all the flamingo rules."

Danny walks away, saying one last thing: "the vultures are in the microwave, don't put soya sauce on them."

End…

This is a one shot; I did this for ColorLikeWhoa's challenge in Danny Sleeptalks?

Hope you like it!