Sorry for the long wait guys and thank you so much for all the wonderful reviews! As for the mean ones, I shall say this yet again, this story is a parody. I was not meant to offend anyone or to get people angry, it was made just for laughs. I pretty much took all the very used ideas that a lot of MoA stories have and written my own parody. As only one chapter of MoA is officially out it obviously has little to nothing in common with the actual story. Please do not see this for more than it is, a parody, a story made for laughs that shouldn't get anyone angry.

Anyway, as always I don't own anything, RR does however.

Being a daughter of Athena, it came as no surprise to Annabeth that she was able to form so many plans and methods in order to kill someone in the most brutal way possible. How dares that Seaweed Brain to disappear for eight months and then abandon her for some pegasi. It was about time she reminded him who wore the pants in their relationship.

With her Yankee cap on in order to pass unnoticed, the blonde girl searched the camp in order to find her victim…I mean boyfriend! She came to a halt when she noticed Hazel talking to a Harpy. Not being attacked by it or fighting it but actually talking!

"Oh Ella, what am I to do? I love Frank but then again I also loved Sammy and Leo looks so much like him, they even have the same family name!" The petite girl was pacing around while the redheaded harpy nodded. Redheaded harpy…that reminded Annabeth of someone.

"Did you know that Leo can control fire? What about Frank's stick? I'm so confused!"

"Girl you're crazy!" Hazel blinked a few times as she stared at Ella who was checking her nails. "I'd totally go for the hot latino elf if I were you."

"Ella…you sound kind of different."

"That's because I only talk like a toddler in the third person in Rick Riordan's books since I have a contract. No way in Tartarus that I'll do the same in some crappy fanfiction. Anyway, your boyfriend is fat pedophile."

"He's not fat! H-He just has big bones and technically I'm older than him!"

"Mhm. You know what they say about fat dudes. They have a very small-"

"Oh my Pluto! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

Leaving Hazel alone with the mental images that Ella also kindly planted in all of our heads, back in Reyna's garden, Percy was discussing with the young praetor important aspects of the relationship between the Greeks and the Romans.

"So, Reyna, seeing as how you flirted with me-"

"I've never flirted with you."

"-and you totally want me as your boyfriend, I think we should become closer. I mean not close close as in dating but more one-sided. You fall for me because you can't get Jason and that creates some drama between me and Annabeth even though everyone knows we're canon until the end."

"Seriously? In just how many love pentagons I'm part of?"

Percy began to count on his fingers and seemed confused as he reached three, making Reyna to roll her dark eyes. "Never mind. Jackson, let me make this as perfectly clear for you as possible, I don't want to date you." She poked his chest with each word while emphasizing on her point.

"Nonsense! Everyone wants to date me! Heck, I'd date myself but then people would say that I pulled a Dylan!"

Several laughs were heard in the background and Percy grinned from one ear to another.

"Don't you people have anything better to do?"

The praetor turned to look at some centurions who were sitting on bench while eating popcorn and attentively following the conversation between the two of them. They looked unamused and stood up while glaring at Reyna for ruining their fun.

"Told you we should have watched Octavian and Piper instead!"

"Bobby charged us like crazy for the tickets because he said there was going to be a hot sex scene!"

As the group left the garden, Reyna's attention went back to Percy who still had that silly grin on his face.

"I'm serious you know. I have more important things to worry about than love problems."

"Oh, Rey! Silly, innocent, naïve little girl! You can't be part of Heroes of Olympus and not suffer from some kind of horrible heartache! You need to battle Piper for Jason's love and-"

"This is ridiculous! We're not in Twilight!"

"Tell that to Team Jeyna and Team Jasper!"

She was about to add how stupid all of this is when a sudden yell was heard near them. "Percy Jackson, I'm going to have your head on a stick!" She could hear Annabeth's voice but she couldn't see her. Percy looked distressed while dodging what seemed to be invisible fists.

"Wise Girl, calm down! This is not what it looks like!" He finally got hold of her cap and pulled it away from her head revealing the girl's figure.

"Reyna said she doesn't want to be in our love triangle!" The blonde girl stopped and turned her attention to the praetor who lightly shrugged.

"You actually go around asking people to be in love triangles?"

"I thought we needed some drama. You know, so that our love story wouldn't be shadowed by all these newbies."

"Oh you want drama, huh? You want heartache, huh?" She cracked her knuckles as a sly smirk spread on her face. "Better change the scene, this part will get bloody and violent and we don't want the readers to be scared for eternity."

Listening to Annabeth's request, the scene had now moved to Octavian and Piper who were plotting in the not so secret not exactly a hide-out temple.

"So after I convince Jason that Camp Half-Blood is actually his home, we'll leave this place forever and you'll be free to take the praetor position and do whatever you like to Reyna. Kill her, banish her, marry her, have her babies-"

"Wait a second, shouldn't she have my babies?"

"Don't be silly, you always bottom."

Octavian's cheeks turned red in anger and embarrassment. "It's because of the toga, isn't it? I know white and gold makes me look gay but that damn tailor said that purple made me look fat! I just can't seem to get it right when it comes to fashion!"

"I don't think it's the clothes though but if you want advice when it comes to fashion I could-"

"Urm not thank you." Seeing as how Piper dressed like a happy hobo he highly doubted she knew anything about clothes.

"Right." Piper's brow lightly twitched but she couldn't kill Octavian, she still needed him for her evil plan. "I don't care what happens with you or this camp, I'm taking Jason back and that is that! I mean we're supposed to be a couple, it says so in the first chapter of MoA!"

"Well no, Annabeth says he's your boyfriend but then again when you first arrived in Camp Half-Blood you told Annabeth that Jason was your boyfriend because of the mist induced memories so technically she probably still thinks that. It hardly proves anything until we have Jason's input on this."

"H-How did you know all that? I-Is it because you're the augur?"

"Nope, it's because I have my own copy of The Lost Hero of course!" He pulled out the book from under his toga and began to browse through it, stopping at a certain page before eying Piper in a questionable way.

"Did you honestly claim Jason as an object in front of your whole cabin and said his yours even if he doesn't know it?" Piper's response was a quick kick in Octavian's twig and berries.

"Which side are you on?"

"The one that doesn't take away my manly parts!"

Giving Octavian a few moments to recollect himself, the scene moved once again to Bobby and Dakota who were on guard duty at the entrance of the cave. Dakota because he got drunk on the job (he simply couldn't take anymore of Frank's sobbing and complaining that Hazel was going to leave him and he'll die a virgin) and Bobby because he sold over-charged tickets to Percy and Reyna's discussion (and obviously there was no sex scene nor threesome as he promised).

Blinking a few times, Dakota stood straight and looked with narrowed eyes in the horizon. "Do say Bobby old boy old chap, what are those mystical figures that seemed to have appeared out of the mist?"

"Dear gods, are they fairies or some sort of other magical apparitions?"

No, in fact it was the other Greeks who were not cool enough to ride on the Argo II. They had to literally walk to Camp Jupiter despite the fact that on their way they battled monsters, figures from the past who were supposed to be dead and fangirls who tried to rip off Will's shirt and kidnap the Stoll brothers. The fangirls were by far the scariest of the bunch and the demigods were now sure that they were working for Gaea.

Moments later the Greek demigods were all resting in different barracks while Reyna made sure to check on them. Percy who now looked like he had fought several Titans and Giants at the same time gave his old friends worried looks.

"Don't worry, they just need to rest." Reyna offered him a sympathetic look more so because of his own wounds caused by Annabeth. "They encountered fangirls on the way here." Percy's eyes widen in pure horror.

"By Poseidon's trident! How did you brave souls managed to survive?" Alas, no one knows but it was nothing short of a miracle.

"Percy, I know they had a rough time getting here because for some reason a giant battle ship could not accommodate more than five people but once they wake up I want everyone in the senate room. We're having-" She paused for a second for the effect before continuing. "- a senate meeting." Thunder and lightning stroke in the background but Percy looked slightly relieved.

"Oh that's good, for a second there I thought you were going to suggest we'd have war games. I mean it makes no sense to get at each other's throats in a bloody battle when we're supposed to cooperate and for some weird reason the Greeks always win!"

"No, no, plus I believe the senate meeting will be a bloody battle in its own right. I look forward to it." She gave a little smirk and tapped Percy's shoulder gently before walking away back to her villa. If she found Annabeth crying on her bench because Percy changed and he didn't love her anymore she will commit bloody murder.

Sorry if it was shorter than usual but I actually had to cut the chapter in two since the senate meeting scene kept getting longer and longer (I seriously have so many ideas for the Stoll brothers). Please review! Reviews make Dakota and Bobby's day brighter and after all the bad luck they do deserve it right? RIGHT? Also, we'll get a a little scene with news from Nico in the next chapter~ ohohohoho!