Chapter 7

"Gir? Gir!"

The tiny dog opened his eyes and saw his master standing up off the couch.

"I'm feeling better today, so I'm going to skool." Zim said. "Thank you for helping me when I was ill."

"A-Are you sure you don't need any waffles or another chicken?" Gir held up a pillow.

"Maybe later. Don't worry Gir, I'll be fine. We don't have gym class today so I won't do anything to insane to make me look weak in front of the FILTHY HUMAN PIG SMELLIES!"

"Okie dokie!" Gir saluted and turned on the TV.

"And DON'T destroy the house while I'm gone." Zim said before closing the door behind him.

Gir took off his disguise and watched the scary monkey show as he awaited his master's return.

"HAHAHAHA!" Zim laughed harder than ever in the hallway. Dib just narrowed his eyes slowly to avoid feeling pain in the one that was swollen.

"Wait wait wait Dib stink, I'm not finished." Zim caught his breath and then went into another loud fit of uncontrollable laughter.

"It's not THAT funny, Zim." The large headed boy growled.

"Well, I'd like to see you TRY to protect your fellow HYOOMANS when my robot was able to do such damage to you in one night."

"You're stupid robot didn't do this! I fell out of the tree and onto the hard sidewalk!"

"My robot is NOT stupid! And just look at your sidekick!" Zim pointed.

"That's my locker…" Dib said confused.

"…YOU'RE LYING!" The green kid yelled. "Well, whatever DIB! If my robot and a TREE did this to you, there's no way you'll be able to stop me!"

"My injuries will heal!"

"Yes, but not soon enough!" Zim kicked Dib in the leg that was sitting in a cast and ran. The boy cried out in pain as his crutches fell from his sides and none of the other kids bothered to help.

"Ah…another victorious day for ZIM." The alien said as he walked into his home. "Now to spend the weekend planning the takeover of the world. Gir, let's get to work!"

No answer…

"Gir?" Zim walked through the halls of his house. The TV was still on the angry monkey show, everything seemed to be clean and in place. Then he found the Sir unit in the kitchen curled up into a ball on the floor. "Gir, are you alright?"

Gir just sniffled and stayed on the floor. His stomach hurt too much to move. He hadn't eaten anything at all, so he didn't know why he felt sick.

Zim picked up his robot and walked into the living room. He placed his friend on the couch and gave him a pillow and blanket.

Gir looked up at the Irken, who sat on the couch next to him, and moved slowly to snuggle his master. Zim flinched at the sign of affection but then returned the hug. After Gir fell asleep he changed the channel to a show he liked. The mission could wait a little longer.

Pikuro: And that's the end! Sorry folks, no more chapters! Zim got better and caused some pain to the Dib as revenge! Gir got a little sick but Zim is going to help him feel better! I hope you all enjoyed the story! And sorry the last chapter was so short. Hopefully I'll be back with a new Invader Zim idea soon! ;D Pikurosonai00 is out! PEACE!