Hi just something I come up with late last night

Bird watching

"So" said Gwaine "You are a warlock and a dragon load

"For the hundred time yes" said Merlin "So you not going to tell anyone?"

"No i am not" said Gwaine

Gwaine and Merlin was in a clearing in a wood.

"Well I got to go back Arthur will wonder were I am" said Merlin

"I got some very importing drinking to do" said Gwaine

The two friend began to head back when they come face face with an very angry Arthur.

"There you two are" said Arthur crossly "Were have you been, I been looking everywhere for you!"

Merlin and Gwaine looked at each other

"We were bird watching" said Merlin

"I love birds" said Gwaine smiling "And not just the feather kind"

"Right" said Arthur in disbelivie "Why are you do...Bird watching?"

"Birds are cool" said Merlin"Why do you think I was named after one?"

"Plus" said Gwaine "You can do goo for a plop anywhere even one the kings head"

Gwaine and Merlin both burst of laughing.

"Have you two been drinking...again?" asked Arthur watching the two men laughing there heads off "Well I think you two should stay away from each other. Your both bad anther by yourselves" With that Arthur walked away.

"Bird watching?" asked Gwaine "Was that the best you could come up with?"

"It worked" said Merlin "Anyway I better go back and do my job"

"And I going to do my kind of bird watching" said Gwaine

What do you think?

By the way this my first time doing humour

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