Disclaimer: I don't own D. Gray-Man, although I wish I did.

AN: Yullen oneshot! .

Prologue:

The bloody war was over and all Innocence and Dark Matter were destroyed in the heat of war. Allen's body was cleansed of Neah and Crowned Clown, while Kanda's kantana was lost.

Allen and Kanda were separated from the rest of the Black Order during the finalization of the last battle and for four years now, they have been searching the globe together in search of there lost comrades.

"Kanda, come on." Allen whined tugging on the stubborn exorcist's arm. "We haven't gone out to drink in forever!"

"We went last week!" Kanda exclaimed exasperated.

"But were almost out of money, and I could cheat us our next few meals." Allen persuaded.

Kanda pursed his lips stubbornly and looked to the bar that they had stopped in front of. It was practically overflowing with smoke and beer smells. It looked loud and crowded, a couple of things that Kanda hated most. After contemplating the situation of his rumbleing stomach and absolute weariness, Kanda finally agreed.

"Make it a four star inn with a weeks worth of meals," he grumbled stomping moodily into the bar.

"Alright!" Allen cheered pumping the air with his fist before jogging in after him.

"Willkommen!" the people inside cheered when Kanda opened the door. They had their mugs of beer and other alcoholic drinks lifted into the air in salute.

"Dank!" Allen said back cheerily. He nudged Kanda in the back.

"D-dank?" he said hesitantly.

"It means thanks in German," Allen whispered pushing him further into the bar from behind.

"What did they say?" Kanda asked curiously.

"Welcome." Allen smiled sitting on a stool.

Kanda furrowed his brow, "Since when do you know German?" he said sitting next to him.

"I only know a couple of words, enough to get a message across though. What do you want to drink?"

Kanda shrugged indifferently. "Whatever you'll have I guess."

"Okay!" Allen said, "Hey, Bartender? Kann ich zwei ihrer besten befallen?"

"Sicher!" a man on the other side of the counter said grabbing a bottle.

"I hate Germany," Kanda muttered not understanding what was going on. "I wanna go back to Japan."

"Come on, Kanda," Allen scolded, "You have to travel out of your comfort zone every now and then." The man then slid two drinks in Allen's direction, and he caught them easily. "Here you go." he said handing one to Kanda and taking a sip of the other.

"But," Kanda sighed, "Fine whatever." he played with the cup in front of him, not taking a drink.

~Two hours later~

"Your really drunk," stated a sober Kanda to Allen when he came back clutching a handful of euros.

"Yep," he hiccupped.

"Maybe we should go," Kanda said standing.

"Hey you!" a group of girls exclaimed rushing up to Allen.

"Yea?" Allen asked looking at them.

"Thank god you speak English," one of them sighed. "The bar's gonna close soon and then it'll be open to girls only."

"So, what's the problem?" Allen asked.

"Well, we have no entertainment booked for tonight, we kinda forgot." another laughed nervously.

"Hmmm, I could do clown tricks," Allen suggested.

"That's not what we were thinking of," the first girl said.

Kanda's eyes widened, "Oh no. There is no way you're going stripper on me," he growled grabbing Allen by the collar.

"Huh?" he said numbly.

"Oh come on, please?" the girl whined, "We'll pay 200 euros by the hour, not mention tips."

"Ooh, money," Allen said, "Please, Kanda?" he asked.

"Of course if you're his boyfriend, then we totally understand." another girl nodded.

"What?" Kanda exclaimed letting go of Allen out of surprise. Allen took the opportunity to escape and hide behind the girls. "We are not a couple!" Kanda growled.

"Which means you shouldn't care if girls goggle at him for two to three hours." she shrugged ushering Allen to a back room.

Kanda grinded his teeth in frustration, "Fine!" he called, "But I'm staying so I can drag his drunken ass home!"

"That's okay with us!" the girl called shutting the door.

"This is going to suck," Kanda grumbled sitting at a table and watching as boys slowly filed out while girls slowly filed in.

~In the back room~

"He's perfect!" a girl squealed stepping back with eyeliner in hand.

The other two girls stared at Allen in awe, "You are a genius, Maggie." one said.

"When am I gonna get the money?" Allen asked innocently.

"Kawii!" the girls squealed in unison.

~Back in the bar~

Girls were staring Kanda down and it made him want to bolt out of there like a scared rabbit, but Kanda was a machosist and refused to acknowledge his fear of German women. So, out of sheer stubbornness Kanda crossed his arms and had a stare down with a speck on his travelers pants.

"Ladies and the dude who's giving tonight's entertainment a ride," a voice announced. Kanda growled and snapped his head up, he noticed that the women were nodding in understanding. "We give you the physical form of innocence!"

'What?' Kanda thought wildly thinking of the god's crystal. He looked up to the stage that Kanda had been avoiding with his eyes since the announcement. There Allen was sitting with his head cocked cutely and his wide silver eyes blinking slowly from the drinks he had that night. He wore a very lacy blue dress and little cat ears.

Kanda blinked stupidly at the male who wobbly got up to stand before his audience, which were sporting very serious nosebleeds.

"I've never seen such a cute boy." a woman nearby said to her friend who was holding a tissue to her nose. Kanda felt an unexpected wave of jealousy rise up in him.

"I know," the friend whispered. "I hope my husband doesn't mind if I kidnapped him for awhile." They giggled together before turning back to the show.

'Creepy old hags,' Kanda thought looking back to the stage where the girls were whispering instructions to him.

"Mew?" Allen said posing with his hands curled over at his left.

"Kawii!" the audience exclaimed.

'I can't handle this,' Kanda thought bitterly standing up and walking to one of the girls from earlier. "I'm going to wait outside. Bring him straight out afterwards, don't even redress him. Just give me his clothes." Kanda hissed to her.

"Understood," the girl nodded and with that Kanda walked out the door.

He took a huge breath of the cool night air and sighed sitting on a conveniently placed bench across the street. "What was that in there?" he whispered to himself leaning his head on the back of the bench and looking up at the starry sky. He closed his eyes and sighed again before falling into a light sleep.

~Later~

"Mew!" Allen exclaimed pouncing onto Kanda's lap waking him.

"Oof!" Kanda grunted.

"Sorry," a girl said. "He ran off towards you on his own and how many drinks has he had?"

"I lost count after ten," Kanda grumbled rubbing his stomach and hoisting Allen up and off of him. "Why?"

"He won't stop meowing."

"Meow!" Allen said in protest draping himself over Kanda's lap again.

The girl dropped Allen's clothes and earnings on the bench next to Kanda, "Thanks for the help." she said walking away.

"Your welcome?" Kanda muttered. "Alright, Moyashi. Let's get that promised four star inn." he said shoving Allen off his lap again and standing up.

"Meow!" Allen exclaimed seizing the chance to pounce onto Kanda's unguarded back.

"Augh!" Kanda said bending backwards from the extra weight Allen gave. He managed to get him off again and Allen sat there on the ground looking up at Kanda.

"Mew?" he said cocking his head.

Kanda blinked a couple of times and finally sighed. "You don't want to walk? Fine." he picked the smaller boy up and placed draped him over his shoulder.

"Meow!" he said in surprise.

Kanda put one arm around Allen's legs to steady him and flatten his dress so that any upcoming breezes wouldn't reveal what was underneath. He then used his other hand to pocket the earnings and tuck the clothing under his arm.

As they walked down the street they earned a couple of stares and, oddly, whistles. Allen soon got bored and reached down to poke Kanda in the sides.

"Pah!" Kanda said jolting. Allen giggled and did it again. "Knock it off!" he growled. Allen just shook his head and poked a spot on the back of Kanda's neck. "Augh!" he reacted. Allen laughed and blew on the spot. "Stop that!" Kanda exclaimed.

They reached a good looking inn and Kanda walked in, paid, and climbed up the steps to the room while Allen poked and prodded him causing him to flinch and hiss with anger.

Kanda entered the room and threw Allen on the bed, "Don't do that!" he said rubbing the back of his neck furiously.

"Mew!" Allen exclaimed sitting upright in the bed.

"And stop meowing!"

Allen cocked his head in confusion and Kanda let out a growl before snatching a pillow and blanket from off the bed and draping it on the floor. "Go to bed, Moyashi." Kanda sighed taking off his shirt.

"Would you rather I talked to you like this?" Allen said seductively wrapping his arms around Kanda's bare torso.

"Augh!" Kanda exclaimed, "When did you get off the bed? And let go of me you drunken perv!" he said smacking Allen's arms away.

"But, Kaandaa," Allen murmured gabbing the older exorcist's chin and pulling him down to eye level.

"Don't 'but' me mister." Kanda growled wrenching away.

Allen frowned, "Why so stubborn?"

"Your drunk and irrational, I'm not going to let you do anything you will regret."

"But, I won't regret this," Allen said advancing on Kanda, causing him to back onto a wall, "I've been wanting to do this for a long time." he murmured pressing himself up against the flustered samurai and putting two hands on the planes of his chest. "Ever since Mater."

Kanda's eyes widened, "You- wait what?"

"I've loved you for a long time, Yuu," Allen said smiling.

"Now I know your really, really, really drunk," Kanda said pushing Allen away.

"But its true," Allen said stubbornly pressing himself against Kanda again. Then, without hesitation, Allen pressed his soft warm lips against Kanda's.

"Mmth!" Kanda exclaimed. Allen put a hand to the back of Kanda's neck and pulled him closer.

"Don't fight it," Allen murmured pulling away slightly. Kanda groaned in defeat and hungrily kissed Allen again.

~Later…again. (This is T rated after all)~

Allen woke up groggily and wiped the morning scum from his eyes before sitting up and glancing around. His eyes swept over furniture, clothing strewn everywhere, windows, a door, a closet, a bathroom Kanda's head resting on the pillow next to him…wait, what?

Allen jolted when he put together the pieces. 'I'm naked and in a bed next to Kanda, I'm naked and in a bed next to Kanda. Nothing weird about that right? Gahh! Who am I kidding? It's extremely weird!' Allen thought frantically. 'How drunk did I get last night? How drunk did he get last night? Oh man he's gonna kill me!'

Allen looked over to Kanda's angular face and Allen's features softened. 'He's so handsome when he's asleep.' he thought. 'Augh! What am I doing I need to get onto the floor and pretend I was there the whole time, yea. But what if Kanda…is…too?' Allen flushed a dark shade of scarlet and peeked under the covers, 'Holy shit, he is! ?'

"What are you obsessing about, Moyashi?" Kanda grumbled sitting up and rubbing one eye.

"Gahhh!" Allen exclaimed falling out of the bed in surprise and taking the sheets with him. "Eep!" he said covering his eyes and blushing furiously.

Kanda chuckled under his breath, "So sober is shy while drunk is bold." he noted to himself and getting out of bed and slipping on pants for Allen's sake. "I'll have to remember that next time."

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I" Allen stuttered. Kanda walked calmly to where Allen was on the floor and picked him up making sure that the sheets were tightly wrapped around his waist. "W-w-w-w-w-what are y-y-y-you doing?"

Kanda silently set Allen on the bed and pressed his lips to the white haired exorcist's causing him to squeak. Kanda laid Allen on his back and hovered over him not breaking the kiss. His hair fell around them like a curtain and Kanda broke off smiling.

"Confessions aren't that hard, Moyashi." he said.

Allen simply gaped at him while silently noting how sore his hips were.

AN: The eeend! I'll continue it if you review though ;)