AUTHOR'S NOTE - A nonsensical piece of nonsense I wrote purely for your amusement. Don't ask how it came to be. Nor how the summary came to be, either. Maybe it'll be explained in the future. Maybe it won't. Definitely to be taken with a pinch of salt. And a whole bottle of tequila.

ENJOY!

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The ragged breathing filled the room as the two naked bodies lay next to each other. The man moved to his side, leaning his head on his hand and running his eyes over the woman's figure appreciatively.

Suddenly, she reached for the cover and tugged it up to her neck.

"I was looking at that," – the man said, pulling the cover back down.

"Jethro," – Jenny smiled, covering herself again.

"Why are you covering them?" – Gibbs asked, running his fingers across her abdomen.

"They are cold," – Jenny replied, looking pointedly at the two peaks hiding under the cover.

"Maybe they're just happy."

"Oh, they are most definitely happy," – she replied with a smirk.

"Yeah?" – Gibbs murmured as he nuzzled the valley between her breasts.

"Mmhmm," – she confirmed, moaning as he tugged on the cover again.

"Maybe I should name them."

Jenny let out a loud laugh that soon turned into giggles, as Gibbs's fingers found her ticklish spots.

"Why would you get to name them?"

"Well, they are mine now, after all."

"Excuse me, and how do you figure that?" – She asked, amusement heavy in her voice. "I'm pretty sure they're still firmly attached to my body. See?"

With a lot of interest, Gibbs eyed as Jenny ran her hands over both of her full breasts, cupping them and squeezing.

"Jen," – he growled, removing her hands and replacing them with his lips.

He kissed them for a while, listening to his partner moan appreciatively and trying to think of creative enough names.

"This one," – he said finally, placing a kiss on the left breast, "will be called Madam."

"Madam?"

"Yeah. And this one," – he moved his lips to the right one, "will be called Director."

Jenny threw her head back in laughter.

"Very creative, Jethro," – she said sarcastically, smiling at him as he looked at her from where he was lying on her stomach. "That the best you could come up with?"

"Well, it was either that or Diane and Stephanie."

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