Title: KHR React!
Summary: One day, Reborn finds a site called, 'fanfiction(dot)net', the heaven for all anime fantards and mostly, fujoshies aka yaoi fangirls. So, he decided to share the fanfiction made by fujoshies with the KHR cast. Oh dear...
Pairings(s): None, its all crack with a side dish of anger, courtesy of the KHR cast.
Warning(s): Lots of hate on your (probably) favorite yaoi pairings(well, think about the logical reactions of the KHR cast)from the KHR cast... maybe more, but you get the point. Oh, don't forget the colorful and fancy words. If you're a hardcore yaoi fan who takes this seriously, get a life.
A/N: Well, there's so many yaoi pairings floating around in ffnet, so why the fuck not make a fanfic about the anime cast reacting to it, logically? I'm pretty sure there's already people who did this thing, but yeah, I'm bored so... yep. You get my point.
PS: I'm starting with number pairings(kinda like a drabble, idk/not so sure, its a weird format), in no particular order. Hear me? NO PARTICULAR ORDER! So, its all in one. Also, the sentences you find for each pairing aren't from any fanfic you find in the KHR category, I wrote them myself. Yep, I feel very embarrassed doing so...
"Normal speech."
'Thoughts.'
*Voice from above, which is Kami-sama, a.k.a the author.
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It all started when Reborn was using his laptop, a cup of hot espresso in his hand. He was just randomly googling(is that a word?) stuff when he found a site called 'fanfiction(dot)net'.
A heaven for anime fantards but mostly, fujoshies. A fujoshi was, well, a girl who like boy's love or a.k.a gay relationships between anime/manga characters.
Yep, that's where it all began when Reborn had an evil glint glimmering in his eyes, and one bored fantard decided to write it all down.
That fantard, well, had many names, of course. But his/her's most used and favorite was Valehan.
Valehan was well, basically the God of all his/her fanfictions, since Valehan did write them. Valehan is very strong, like a God, or Kami-sama, since he/she can make a character wear a frilly and sparkly pink tutu with a snap of his/her fingers.
Ahem, main point is that, Valehan placed a tiny camera in to see all the KHR cast and they couldn't detect or destroy because well, its God's toy and it is invisible.
Anyways...
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1827/HibaTsu/HibariTsuna
"And they kissed the life out of each other, savoring each other's taste, the skylark seme tasted like green tea while the tuna uke tasted like sweet caramel..."
"HIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Tsuna while blushing like mad, with the words 'what the heck did I just read' going in his mind. 'I like Kyoko! I like Kyoko! I like Kyoko!' he repetitively screamed in his mind, like a safety mantra.
'Damn you, Reborn!' he screamed once more, mentally.
He only decided to read it since it sounded so... innocent and Reborn said that he might enjoy it. Well, he was so wrong.
Seriously, what the heck did he just read.
*I believe that you've just read something called BL or yaoi, Dame-Tsuna.
'Wait, who said that?'
-0-0-
"... I'll bite the author to death." stated Hibari, and no, it was not a half-assed statement. Hibari then took his tonfas, but it wasn't his usual tonfas he used to 'bite' the people of Namimori High.
In fact, it was the one with spikes on it.
Bloody friggin' spikes.
All over.
"Kusakabe, find the real identity of a person called, [insert author's name]." ordered Hibari and again, it was not a half-assed order.
"Why, Hibari-san?"
"Because I'll bite him or her to death for disturbing the peace."
'Wasn't it "for disturbing the peace of Namimori"...?' thought Kusakabe, but decided to ignore it and went off to find that person's identity.
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6927/MukuTsu/MukuroTsuna
"Kufufufu..." chuckled Mukuro in a lustful voice. He continued to lick the earlobe of his favorite tuna uke sensually.
A lot of erotic and moe-moe moans and screams were heard, courtesy of the heterochromatic owl seme's skills...
"HIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shrieked Tsuna again with his trademark girly shriek. His face was very red from reading something so... intimate. "Not again!" he shouted in dismay, not liking the 'tuna uke' and 'seme' thing. Not at all.
*Now, there were questions from Tsuna, the fujoshies' lovely tuna uk- I mean, heroi- uhh, correction, I mean hero.
What is wrong with those fujoshies? Did they like BL that much?
He really didn't get why a female's mind was so different.
And, what the hell is 'moe-moe'?
*The definition of 'moe-moe' is basically 'cute' and well, the way women like BL is the same as men who like porn.
"Seriously, who said that?" groaned Tsuna, thinking that he is going insane.
-0-0-
"Kufufufu..." laughed Mukuro with an angry tick mark on his head, clearly wanting to strangle the life out of the author who wrote that fanfiction. Who the fuck said that he'll be in a relationship with the Vongola Decimo, of all people? He just wanted to possess the Vongola Decimo's body.
*Well, that sounded wrong.
But what ticked him off the most was that it wasn't intimate enough.
"Such an amateur." scoffed Mukuro haughtily.
*Well then, why don't you become a BL writer? Women think men who write BL are hot, just like that Usami dude who writes steamy BL from Junjou Romantica.
"Kufufufu, who's there?" said the heterochromatic eyed illusionist with his usual creepy grin. "Is it that crappy author with no sort of elegance whatsoever?"
*Its the voice from above, which is I, Kami-sama and no, I do not write intimate scenes like these.
"What the hell is 'Junjou Romantica' anyway?" the pineapple-haired male asked, clearly not knowing the awesome(dubbed by yaoi fangirls) BL manga/anime that is not to be missed by yaoi fangirls.
*... That's what wikipedia is for. Oh and, its a BL thing. By the way, as advice, you must never say 'what the hell is Junjou Romantica' in front of fujoshies, unless you want to be forced to watch it 24/7.
At least Tsuna wasn't the only one...
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8027/YamaTsu/YamamotoTsuna
In a dimly-lit storeroom that stored all baseball equipments, Yamamoto was french kissing Tsuna, whose face was dusted with pink and being pinned at the wall. He felt that it was kind of wrong, though he clearly enjoyed it.
"Why don't I turn that pink into a darker shade, hmm?"
This time, Tsuna just fainted at the spot while foaming in his mouth. He fell from his chair with a loud 'thud', body crashing to the ground of his room.
He couldn't stand the intimate scenes of him and his friends.
*Aha, Dame-Tsuna might get a heart attack from Reborn soon.
"Tsuna-nii, are you okay?" asked Fuuta, concern and worry in his voice as he opened the door. The 'thud' was really loud.
-0-0-
"... I think I'll go play baseball." said Yamamoto, while having a grin, though it was twitching madly, clearly disturbed by the intimate scene he just read. "Yeah, baseball makes it all better."
Well, he only read it because the baby recommended it to him, saying it was 'baseball-related'.
*If it weren't for his happy-go-lucky-I-don't-fucking-care personality, he would've used his trusty baseball bat to do a homerun on the (poor) author to send her to Mars or maybe even further.
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A/N: Not gonna do it further since I'm not so sure if its good. If it is, please tell me by reviewing and request something! Like what the KHR cast will react to what. For now, I am accepting anything with uke!Tsuna(27), all the other pairings will ONLY be requested LATER, I will INFORM YOU IN MY A/Ns when you can request other pairings.I want the order to be clean, not messy.
This is how the request thing works;
Pairing: *insert pairing with uke!Tsuna(27)*
Sentence: *insert sentence, like the ones that were in italic*
No worries, I will include your name in the words of our anime character, the person they want to murde- I mean, say. Ohohoho~
[Review please, thank you. ;D I will only do another chapter until I get requests.]