I hate ChellDOS; android!GLaDOS fics! It's not that they're not well written. Most all of the Android/Human!GLaDOS fics are incredible. It's the concept of it. I think people make GLaDOS human/android because it's more convenient to write a romance based on two human forms.

Well, I like the challenge.

When life gives you lemons, right? XD

Chell sat crossed legged upon the swivel chair within GLaDOS' chamber. She span herself in circles until she felt sick, then stopped and watched her world contort, and continue spinning.

"I'm not cleaning that up if you make yourself sick. Which at this rate? Is an inevitable circumstance." GLaDOS drawled, earning a silent laugh from Chell. She stopped spinning and pulled her knees to her chest. She sat in her usual Aperture singlet and new black shorts GLaDOS had managed to find. GLaDOS pulled her golden optic away from the screens and to the test subject before her. The human pointed at the screens and shrugged softly.

"Oh, Blue and Orange? They are… surviving. It's no fun really. I don't even get to put them back together. Are you sure you don't want to test? Even just a few chambers? I promise to behave." GLaDOS claw crossed over the lower left part of her chassis, but Chell wasn't buying it. If her claws could cross, Chell was almost sure they would have. The brunette took her claw into her hand, holding the cool metal to her face. GLaDOS moved her claw in a stroking motion against her cheek, earning a cheeky grin from Chell.

"Don't get like that. I need something to play with while Orange and Blue are being reassembled." Chell looked up at the AI with her gun metal eyes and pouty, full lips. GLaDOS was sure that if she had a heart, it would melt every time she did that.

"I have a proposal." Chell raised an eyebrow, removing the AI's claw from her face into her lap, both hands clasped over the metal.

"I know you don't want to hear it again, but I have to offer. It would be much easier to preform that disgusting human act if I was in an android body. It wouldn't be to hard really. I can always transfer myself back." Chell shook her head softly, placing her lips to GLaDOS' claw. The AI pretended not to notice and kept talking.

"I could still run most of the facility and even collect data. Imagine… I can fulfill your need for primal coitus needs, and you fulfill my need of collecting data of real touch, smell, sight, and even taste." GLaDOS widened her optic, trying to look as cute as possible, still receiving a stronger negative shake of the head. She disliked not getting her way, which happened quite often with this chubby little human.

Her chubby little human.

"Why not? Are you so brain damaged that you find sexual attraction to a computer? I know you call whatever… we happen to be 'dating', but that's not how it works. It really can't work between a computer and a human… not that I want it to. It's fine, though. Not like I need to give into your needs of coitus, and I don't have any-hey… where are you going?" Chell stood with a smirk, running her hands upon the small version of GLaDOS' mainframe that sat up a set of stairs. The chassis followed her the entire way, optic glowing with curiosity. Chell placed a single finger upon a tiny lever sitting upright in the middle of the stand.

"Don't you even."

Chell looked up with an innocent smile, pushing the lever up a few pegs. A sound bite of a breathless gasp rented the room, coaxing Chell to push the lever up. She watched happily and GLaDOS twisted and shook with euphoria coursing through her wires. The light within the golden optic began to flicker for the briefest of moments. She gave no moment for thought, pushing the lever to not exactly the top. It sat barley three forth of an inch from the one hundred percent euphoria levels.

"Stop that… stoooo-," her voice began to fade behind waves of pleasure threatening to shut off all data processing systems ", either f-f-finsh the job or reeeeeturn it to the middle upright le-e-evel."

Chell tapped her foot and crossed her arms, looking up into the optic. She wasn't backing down from any single challenge now. This mad AI almost burned her alive, got her killed, sent her to the moon, and made her feel something strange for something that wasn't exactly alive. Chell believed she deserved this one win. GLaDOS disagreed, trying to get the last word in even with an overbearing euphoria surging through her.

"**Insert test subject name here**, plea-a-a-ase finnnnnish…"

Chell tapped a finger against her forearm.

"Chell…"

She decided that was good enough, pushing the lever to the top of its capacity. Chell smirked smugly, watching GLaDOS contort her wires and moan in ways she didn't think existed in her sound files. Chell brought the lever back to the middle position, meeting GLaDOS' weak chassis and holding the sides within her small hands.

"No android?" GLaDOS' voice files sounded choppy, and breathy. Chell smirked and nodded, holding GLaDOS closer to her chest.

And that would be my gigantic fuck you to the overage of android!GLaDOS stories.

Again, they are all well written but there are to many XD

xoxoPN