Edward and Alphonse Elric had ended up in a strange town they didn't know the name of. They were getting strange glances from everyone around them, like THEY were the weird looking ones. "Brother, I think we're lost" the younger brother Alphonse said. "Ya, me too" Edward said looking around. Al then went up to a man passing by "um, excuse me sir, but where are we?" The man turned around "Uhhh" The man then held his head "I don't know!" He then ran off, screaming. "Uh, what just happened?" Ed asked. At that moment a greenish dog walked up to them "TACOOOOOOS!" "Ed did that dog just-" Al said pointing at the dog. "TACOOOOOOS" it repeated.

"Al, this place is weird" Ed said staring at the dog. "Where's my taco?" the dog said before he ran off. "Ed…" both Ed and Al was at a loss for words. A strange boy with a big head walked up behind Ed and Al. "You see that? That's not a normal dog." He was sipping some kind of drink with 'POOP' written on the cup. "And who are you?" Ed asked hoping he wasn't like the last two he talked to. "The names Dib, I'm a paranormal Investigator." "Paranormal investigator? This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder." Al said.

"Al, we should get going" Ed said as he started to walk away "WAIT! I have to show you the alien!" Dib yelled as Ed started walking. "The what?" Al asked. "Come on, follow me." Dib said motioning for them to come as he started to walk away. The brothers just stood there and looked at each other. "Come on" Dib said again. Ed sighed and started to follow the strange big-headed boy. Al reluctantly followed Dib and his brother. "Where are we going?" "to the aliens base" Dib replied as he walked.

~some time later, at the aliens base~

Dib had lead Ed and Al to a strange looking house. It was different from all the houses around it, it was a strange shade of blue. It has a small flag in the fenced off yard that said "I earth". It had four lawn gnomes lining the walk way to the front door. Right in front of the door were two plastic blow fish. The door had a men's sign on it. Dib and the two brothers were hiding behind a bush in front of the alien's house. Well, Al failing to hide because of how big he was. "And why are we here again?" Ed asked "because, I'm going to prove Zim's and alien, and you are going to be my witnesses." Saying that Dib then ran up to the alien's house and shouted "hey Zim!"

The strange green dog opened the door. "Hey brother" Al whispered "it's that dog again" Dib waked into the aliens yard "Zim! Come out here!" Once Dib had walked into the alien's yard the gnomes shot to life. They started shooting lasers at Dib. "Damn it!" Ed yelled, he clapped his hands and touched the ground. Almost instantly four chunks of concrete shot up out of the ground and destroyed the gnomes. "WHAT is going on here?" A young boy about Dib's age stood in the door way. He had strange green skin almost the same color as his dog. "You did this Dib human!" he screamed pointing at Dib.

"No, I get the credit for that one" Ed said as he stood up and started walking across the street to Zim's house, Al following closely behind. "Who are you small human earth child?" Ed snapped. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL? YOU GUYS ARE THE SMALL ONES!" Al had to hold his older brother back. "Brother! Don't hurt him! It's not his fault you're short!"

Im sorry its so short . I don't work on this much .