Iggy's Bedtime Stories

Chapter 10

Author's Note) All right. Since only a FEW of you reviewed. I'm just gonna have to wing it.

Party decorations were set up, Iggy was scribbling on a clipboard.

"ALL RIGHT PEOPLE! MOVE YOUR FAT SELVES AND GET MOVING!" Iggy then ducked behind a couch as Max threw a chair at him.

"THE CHAIRS GO OVER THERE MAX! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MY SELF?" Iggy had done absolutely nothing except yell at everyone. Chairs were being set up for Iggy's guests. Everyone was relieved that this would soon be over.

"LOOSE SOME WEIGHT FANG! YOU'RE LOOKING LARGE IN THE-" Fang's fist was inches away from Iggy's face. He stopped talking. Suddenly, Iggy started hopping up and down. Stuttering, and screaming.

"RA-RA-" Everyone was afraid Iggy had drunk another energy drink.

"RAFIKI! AND CHUCK NORRIS!" Everyone turned around. Simultaneously everyone's jaw dropped. There they were. Being awesome in ways you can't understand.

"Are you guys gonna battle?" asked Iggy. Rafiki shrugged.

"Depends on-" Chuck Norris interrupted.

"I don't wanna get arrested for animal abuse."

"It would only be abuse if you could manage to hit me." Rafiki said. Banging Chuck Norris on the head. Chuck Norris screamed

"OH YOU WANNA-?" Rafiki then proceeded to jab him in the mouth.

"This is epic." Iggy said, chewing popcorn.

"THAT'S IT MONKEY I'M GONNA-" Simba then pounced on Chuck Norris, knocking him to the ground. Simba then proceeded out the door. Rafiki then called on all the animals. Timon, Pumbaa, elephants, giraffes, and even some zebras came.

"That is one awesome horse!" Iggy said. He pointed to a zebra.

"I should have him as my steed!" Rafiki shook his head. That was one stupid human/bird thing. Rafiki asked,

"So Chuck Loris. Where's your backup?"

"It's Norris. And I don't need backup!"

"Ah. That was not a wise choice. CHARGE MY FRIENDS!" Animals charged at Chuck Norris. He ducked, round-housed kicked, and punched anything that came his way. At the end, animals laid sprawled on the ground. The Flock was shocked.

"So Rafiki? Think you can win?" Chuck Norris said. Rafiki came up to him. And hit him on the head. Chuck Norris passed out.

"Whoa…..What just happened?" Rafiki explained

"I hit him on a nerve ending. Causing him to pass out."

"Why didn't you do that in the first place!" screamed Iggy.

"Because. All of the animals here owe me money. So now we're even." Another person entered the scene it was Santa Claus.

"You're late." Iggy said. Santa Claus sighed.

"I know, my reindeer had to make a pit stop." He looked around.

"They owed you money?" Santa asked Rafiki. Rafiki nodded.

"Been there, done that. Never again. Ah well. I brought everyone some presents!" Everyone cheered. Presents were distributed.

"Oh I almost forgot!" Santa Claus said.

"Iggy, if the viewers want, you get to make a second installment!" Everyone but Iggy, and Santa Claus passed out. Iggy thought for a moment.

"If the viewers want!" Santa Claus nodded.

"Alright. Everyone review!"

Author's Note: Your comments are necessary. You MUST review, come on, Santa Claus commands it!