I wrote this FanFiction when I was really bored so I don't blame you if you don't like it.

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TheTroublesomeWife

All Shikamaru ever wanted when he grew up was a plain wife and two children. First a girl, then a boy. He would retire when his daughter got married and his son became a successful ninja. Then spend the rest of his days playing shoji or go. A nice carefree retirement. He would die of old age before his wife. That's all, but no he gets a troublesome wife, that is gorgeous, and very troublesome. And first gets a baby boy (that's not born yet). Just what was he thinking?

So there he lies on the couch thinking about his life and why he made all the decisions that got him here. Just when his wife comes along.

"Shikamaru, am I fat?"

Shikamaru looked over to find Ino standing across the room. Shikamaru sighed, but only because she has been asking the same question for months now.

"No, Ino. You're just pregnant." Once Ino heard that she was furious.

"So you think I'm fat just because I'm pregnant," Ino yelled. Which caused Shikamaru to jump from his spot and walk over to Ino. "I get it, so I'm just not good enough for you now, ha?"

"No, no I didn't say that at all," he said putting his hands up in defense.

"But you said I was pregnant, which means I'm fat to you." Ino said in a dangerous tone. Shikamaru put his hand on her shoulder to try and comfort her.

"Ino, when you're pregnant you get big, so the baby can grow. You of all people know this."

"So you do think I'm fat?" Ino started to cry. Now Shikamaru was really nervous. He's just not good with girls crying, especially the one he loved.

"No, no," Shikamaru sighed again. "Don't worry Ino you're going to get much bigger." After he realized what he said he mentally slapped himself. Oh shit, he thought to himself. Now Ino let her tears openly flow down her pale face.

"You a-are sooo m-mean, Shika," Ino sobbed into his shoulder. Now she was hugging him?

How troublesome, he thought.

"Umm… I'm sorry, Ino, you know I think you're beautiful." But it didn't work, she was still crying.

"Do you want to go have sex?" He asked hoping she would stop crying. And it did. Ino stopped crying and looked up at him.

"What do you think," she asked smiling. Shikamaru grabbed Ino's hand and started leading her to their bedroom.

"I think it's a yes." He said returning the smile. Atleast she stopped crying and we both get what we want, Shikamaru thought as he smirked to himself.

The End

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