Hi! I'm still trying to get 50 reviews in my other story, Daddy? How Could You!
Right now, we're on 49, and it's getting so, so, so close!

Anyway, this is a start to a new fanfic I thought of while in a shower. Showers have some imagination-stimulating powers, I swear.

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Sakura's P.O.V.

I burst through the Hokage's office, interrupting whatever meeting that was going on at the moment. I couldn't care less

"WHAT THE HELL, SHISHOU?" I was sure the whole bloody Konoha heard me. Hn, good.

"Sakura!" Tsunade boomed, she was the one that spiked my (already quite hot) temper, when we first started training as Master/Student. Great role model she is, isn't she? "What do you want?"

I forced myself to calm down and not break the first thing that my eyes landed on (which happened to be an awesome Chinese vase – I liked that vase, I couldn't break it), and calmly explain the reason behind my outburst.

Mission: Calm Sakura The Fuck Down = Epic FAIL

"Why the FUCK is my name on the list for the next ANBU exams? I didn't even sign up! Now, please tell me so I can go and pummel whoever signed me up 6 feet underground and then dance around their grave laughing sadistically." That, was my Inner speaking. Or rather, hissing.

Don't look at me like that!

I took a deep breath before continuing, "So, who was it?"

I was sure there were about five pairs of eyes burning a hole through my head, but like I said earlier, I couldn't care less at the moment.

Tsunade sighed.

"Listen Sakura, I knew you were going to react that way, as I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD" Tsunade glared at someone over my shoulder, but I dismissed it for the time being

"But, you must understand, you are the strongest kunoichi from Konoha 11 at the moment, the best medic in all of the Hidden Villages, the apprentice of Godaime Hokage, or rather, was an apprentice of mine – you've already surpassed me, your Genin team consisted of an Uchiha, The Copy Ninja himself, and the Kyuubi vessel, you scored the most, right after Shikamaru, on your Genin, Chunin AND Jounin theory tests, and you survived Ibiki's torture session while still staying sane and mentally stable – although I do think that the torture enlarged your sadistic views, but that's beside the point – what I'm getting at, is that you are meant to be in ANBU! Think about it! Plus, you would be the first of Konoha 11 to become ANBU if you passed." Tsunade wiggled her eyebrows at the last part thinking that this would change my mind.

"Thanks for the praise, Shishou, but you haven't answered my question – who put me on the list?"

"Oh, damn, I thought you would forget." Tsunade sighed – "It was Kakashi, Sai, Sasuke and Naruto – You've got my permission to pummel them to your heart's content."

I smiled and the replied in such a sickly sweet voice that Tsunade winced.

"Thank you, now, could you please ask Shizune to book 4 beds in the 'With Life-Threatening Injuries' when I finish with my four idiots of teammates, even their own fucking mother won't recognise them."

I turned around and saw the ever so stoic Itachi Uchiha, Shisui Uchiha – the biggest perv in the village right after Kakashi and Jiraya. Genma – Hm, scratch the thing about Shisui, this guy is even worse, and a rather shocked Hana Inuzuka. Oh, and guess who else? My damn sensei who was now trying to stealthily escape and run for his dear life.

"Oh, no, you're so not getting out of this one. ALIVE."

With that being said I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and flung him out of the open window on the top if the Hokage Tower. Heh : )

"Damn, Sakura-chan!" Shisui wolf-whistled "I knew you were vicious, but this is just…"

"Freakin' scary, is what he meant." Genma finished for him "But sexy as hell."

He smirked.

Oh, he so didn't.

"Genma, if I didn't know that Itachi-san would put me in his Mangekayo Sharingan 72 Hours Of Pain technique, I would have your ass handed to you. In PIECES.

Genma chuckled.

"I bet you would, Sakura."

"Is that a challenge, Genma-kun?"

Genma paled.

"N-No Sakura!"

I smirked.

"I thought so. Bye Tsunade-Shishou!"

As Sakura walked out, Shisui let out a breath.

"She's hot. As in, sexy hot. But scary as fuck."

"I'm with you there," Genma said.

Suddenly, a whisper was heard.

"You guys suck at recognising Replacement Techniques, how did you even get into ANBU?"

They looked up and above their heads, was Sakura Haruno, sticking to the ceiling with chakra on her feet.

They were screwed…

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