Left 4 Speed 2: pony edition
(Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! So enjoy for god's sakes!)
(Note: Parody of the parody "left 4 speed 2")
Fluttershy: Nick
Applejack: Ellis
Pinkie pie: Rochelle
Twilight sparkle: Coach
Rainbow dash: Whitaker
Rarity: that random guy
Scene 1:
Fluttershy: "alright guys, the only way we're going to make it out of here alive is if we stick together, SO…" but as she was about to explain, twilight said…
Twilight: "MY FRIENDS CALL ME TWILIGHT!" she said, in the most retarded way possible
Pinkie pie: "TWIIIILLIIIIGHT!" she said, even more retarded than Twilight.
Applejack: "Sweet Apple acres!"
Fluttershy: "God dam it."
Scene 2:
Fluttershy: "Okay, the safe room is just a couple of rooms away, when the doors open just run like hell and we should be fine."
Applejack: "alright, just let me get my little desert eagle."
But when the doors open they all saw that everything was on fire.
Fluttershy: "Perfect…" she said with much sarcasm
Applejack: "Sweet apple acres!"
Scene 3:
Fluttershy: "ALRIGHT! EVERYPONY GET IN!" she said strictly
However, as soon as she said that a Spitter popped out of nowhere and was now looking at Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: "that is the scariest bucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life…"
A few seconds after she said that, the spitter had a baby…
Fluttershy: "AAHHH!" she screamed as she tried to open the door to a safe room.
Scene 4:
Applejack: "hey look! Laser beams!"
Then she looked into the laser that is now killing her…
Applejack: "AHHH!"
Then she screamed, and shot the sniper by accident.
Pinkie pie: (get shot in mouth) "GURGLING!"
She says as her bottom jaw was gone and was pushing the tongue against her remaining neck.
Rainbow Dash: "WOULD YOU SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE UP HERE!"
Fluttershy: "what she say?"
Twilight sparkle: "she says she wants some good old fashion Cola,"
Fluttershy: "WHAT! WHY!"
Twilight sparkle: "she's gonna blow up the truck and clear the way!"
Fluttershy: "I would of suggested walking (flying) around it, but whatever." (Rolls eyes)
Scene 5:
Fluttershy grabs Cola
Jockey laughs then it holds on to applejack's face and humps
Jockey: "GREAR!"(Just jockey noises, OK?)
Applejack: "AHH!" she cries
Jockey: keeps humping
Twilight sparkle: "BOOKS!"
Throws book at jockey riding applejack
Twilight sparkle: "YEAH!"
Scene 6:
Fluttershy: "HEY, JACKASS! We got your coke; do you want me to drop this in the box or what?"
Rainbow dash: "GOD DAM IT! JUST GET AWAY FROM HERE!"
Fluttershy: "alright, guys we're walking around it!"
Applejack (barely auditable): "SWEET APPLE ACRES."
Scene 7:
Fluttershy: "a mall… how original" she says sarcastically
Applejack: "we could use that car to drive out in style!"
Fluttershy: "IT HAS NO GAS, YOU MORON!"
Applejack: "yeah but there's gas can scattered around for just such an occasion!"
Fluttershy: "OH, then this should be ea-"
She was cut off by a charger grabbing her then hitting her against the ground
Fluttershy: "AHHAHH!" she screams as it hitting her against the ground
Applejack: "that must be the pony that masturbates all day long." She says as her eyes veer off.
After a beating that ALMOST killed Fluttershy, applejack is choosing to chest paddle her or heal her… she chose to heal.
Scene 8:
Twilight sparkle: "dam, baby, I used to go here when I was a kid!"
Fluttershy: "and look, Apple', its sweet apple acres."
Applejack: "do I look like some sort of queer to you."
Fluttershy: (facehoof)
Applejack: "hey, I wonder what these things do…"
The object, which were fireworks, blew up in her hooves
Applejack: "AHHH!"
(Insert random masturbating charger…)
Scene 9:
Fluttershy: "grabbing pills…"
Twilight sparkle: "…GRABBING PUKE!"….
Applejack: "Grabbing HEROINE… I MEAN ADRENALINE…"
Inserts adrenaline needle…
Applejack: "BRAHULALUNEBEN…"
Hits something with her head
Rarity: (pops out of nowhere) "umboshem"
Scene 10:
Fluttershy: "HUH, I wonder why the call this one hard rai-"
All cry out do to a hard rain
Scene 11:
(witches begin to cry)
Twilight sparkle: "DAM, baby, there be like 3 witches over there."
Fluttershy: "oh, that's ok, those 5 chargers in a row made me realize how bucked we are anyway."
Applejack: "hey look here comes another one!"
Fluttershy: "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Scene 12:
Fluttershy: "my god, this is almost over!"
Applejack: "yeah, it looks like the wonderbolts are here to rescue us…"
Wonderbolts pass by them…
Applejack: "look there dropping us presents!"
Wonderbolts drop atomic bombs…
Applejack: "why are they exploding?"
Twilight sparkle: "hope mine is an encyclopedia"
Fluttershy: (grabs chainsaw and starts it up) "GRAAHHH!" she screams then forces chainsaw into her stomach…
THE END?
Applejack: "apples…"