WARNING: THIS MAY CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE FROM THE PURE STUPIDITY OF IT!

Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, and Draco Malfoy stood in front of the large plain building.

"Walmart?" Draco asked.

"Walmart." Harry confirmed.

Recently, Draco had betrayed his parents and come to the Light side. They accepted him with open arms and although he was still a bit snarky, they kept him anyway.

Now, on September 27, the seven teens stood in a long line, ready to go and to the Final Battle at... a grocery store.

"OH MY GAWD! IT'S HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!" a random Muggle exclaimed.

"WHO CARES! LOOK, IT'S DRACO FREAKIN' MALFOY!" another screamed

"AHHHHHH!" they yelled in unison.

Harry and Draco took off, running into the store, tying to get away from the blasted girls. "I thought nobody knew you in the Muggle world." Draco said.

"I could say the same for you." Harry replied.

"Clean up on aisle 12" a mysterious voice said. It came from nowhere, and seemed to fall from the air.

"SHAAAA IT'S VOLDEMORT!" Draco exclaimed.

"No, that's the speaker." Harry said.

"Oh."

"THERE YOU BOTH ARE!" Hermione exclaimed, running to catch up with them.

"CLEAN UP ON AISLE 11 TOO!"

"THE VOICES!" Neville excliamed, dropping to his knees and covering his ears. "THEY'RE BACK!"

"Neville, it's just the speakers."

"Oh."

"HARRY POTTER... come to die."Voldemort said, sitting in the basket of a grocery cart. Wormtail stood behind him, pushing the cart forward.

"Why are you in a grocery cart?" Draco asked dumbly.

"I fell on my way in. It really hurt. I'm bleeding you see..."

"There's some band-aids on ailse 3." Hermione said.

"Oh! Oh thank-you! Can we pause this right here. Just let me get a band-aid." Voldemort said, rushing off to aisle three.

The six friends waited patiently for Voldemort to return. When he did, he was standing in his cart, wand at the ready, and a nice Hello Kitty band-aid on his right arm.

"Okay, now we can continue!"

(to be continued...)