Author's Note: This is my sixth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This time, it's Nevel Papperman from iCarly Vs. Kitty Katswell from T.U.F.F Puppy. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves. There's also multiple references to various culture as well. See if you can spot it. There's also a cameo at the end. Remember, Kitty and the cameo character is on the same team.
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Nevel Papperman …
Vs.
Kitty Katswell!
BEGIN!
(Nevel)
Oh hello there Katswell, it's time for you to go away/
Because children run & scream when Nevel comes out to play!
Sick to death of me? To be honest, you should be/
My lyrics are meteor showers, yours are just the debris.
I must insist you know that I'm the viral version of the 3rd Street Saints/
I can write a bad review and get little to no complaints!
I've got an elbow for the face of The Chief, I'll put viruses through D.O.O.M. /
Then stand at the sidelines and watch as your T.U.F.F. Base goes Kaboom!
(Kitty)
Your mother never told you this but your birth was a mistake/
Also, your snobby and repetitive voice gives all of us a head ache.
We all evolved from apes but where's your shock collar? /
And unlike Aloe Blacc, you honestly don't need a dollar.
Rue the day? Just stop your hatred and grudge! /
Before it fills you up with anger, pain and sludge.
And you don't know it, but no-one at all likes your website/
By the way, I'm not the kitty who you'd want to involve in a fight.
(Nevel)
I'm so on fire, I couldn't put it out with stop, drop & roll/
What you think is rapping is really you coughing up a hairball.
My rap's a puddle of Spitter acid on your heart/
It'll burn it, melt it into liquid then rip you apart.
Your rapping is pathetic whilst mine is just amazing/
Much like a camera flash, your words are just fading.
You're being upstaged Kitty, you really don't know/
If you can't work alone, then where's Dudley, your Romeo?
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Nobody raps at MY friend like that!
(Dudley)
You gettin' the message Papperman? 'Cause your rapping days are over/
When I'm through with you, you won't at all look like you're sober!
You're always acting hard, but you're really a nervous wreck/
I'm so bad, even my lyrics will sneak up and snap your neck!
You're at the bottom of this rap mountain, I'm right at the summit/
I'll cause avalanches with my lyrics and make you plummet.
My show gets and stays popular; you'll stay boring 'till death/
Now just call it quiets and for once, just save your breath.
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!