Author's Note: This is my sixth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This time, it's Nevel Papperman from iCarly Vs. Kitty Katswell from T.U.F.F Puppy. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves. There's also multiple references to various culture as well. See if you can spot it. There's also a cameo at the end. Remember, Kitty and the cameo character is on the same team.

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Nevel Papperman …

Vs.

Kitty Katswell!

BEGIN!

(Nevel)

Oh hello there Katswell, it's time for you to go away/

Because children run & scream when Nevel comes out to play!

Sick to death of me? To be honest, you should be/

My lyrics are meteor showers, yours are just the debris.

I must insist you know that I'm the viral version of the 3rd Street Saints/

I can write a bad review and get little to no complaints!

I've got an elbow for the face of The Chief, I'll put viruses through D.O.O.M. /

Then stand at the sidelines and watch as your T.U.F.F. Base goes Kaboom!

(Kitty)

Your mother never told you this but your birth was a mistake/

Also, your snobby and repetitive voice gives all of us a head ache.

We all evolved from apes but where's your shock collar? /

And unlike Aloe Blacc, you honestly don't need a dollar.

Rue the day? Just stop your hatred and grudge! /

Before it fills you up with anger, pain and sludge.

And you don't know it, but no-one at all likes your website/

By the way, I'm not the kitty who you'd want to involve in a fight.

(Nevel)

I'm so on fire, I couldn't put it out with stop, drop & roll/

What you think is rapping is really you coughing up a hairball.

My rap's a puddle of Spitter acid on your heart/

It'll burn it, melt it into liquid then rip you apart.

Your rapping is pathetic whilst mine is just amazing/

Much like a camera flash, your words are just fading.

You're being upstaged Kitty, you really don't know/

If you can't work alone, then where's Dudley, your Romeo?

(?)

Nobody raps at MY friend like that!

(Dudley)

You gettin' the message Papperman? 'Cause your rapping days are over/

When I'm through with you, you won't at all look like you're sober!

You're always acting hard, but you're really a nervous wreck/

I'm so bad, even my lyrics will sneak up and snap your neck!

You're at the bottom of this rap mountain, I'm right at the summit/

I'll cause avalanches with my lyrics and make you plummet.

My show gets and stays popular; you'll stay boring 'till death/

Now just call it quiets and for once, just save your breath.

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!