A/N: Hello, many of you must be wondering why the heck I'm not updating my other stories. I have an explanation for that. I was writing more chapters for my hetalia and Durarara! Stories when I heard my internet window start to blare "IZAYAAAA~" thus telling me that I had a new email.

What I received made me gasp! This is what my email said:

"Prustrian Informant,

First of all, huge fan. I think you need to update faster, but yeah. Anyway, I have an idea that I think you would do justice for. So… Shizuo and Izaya hate each other and Psyche and Tsugaru are cuddly lovers; I want you to switch the blonds. Make clingy! Tsugaru deal be with Izaya while Shizuo has to deal with Overly sweet (although if you make him yandere and evil at moments I will love you forever) Psyche. I want Shizuo to HATE Psyche. I want him to find Izaya to be far better, none of that overly fluffy stuff. Oh, and I want Tsugaru to break Izaya. I want Tsugaru to troll the informant, give him a thorough taste of his own medicine.

My Bonuses for you:

Psyche and Tsugaru are either married or engaged

Psyche gets in a huge accident and/or cries

Izaya attempts (even possibly succeeds) in throwing an object at Tsugaru in a fit

Delic is a creepy neighbor

Hibiya is somehow thrown in the mess

Psyche is NOT in a music related job (give him something really really cliché).

I feel like you would do awesome with this idea because I got the idea from when Tsugaru and Izaya were acting with one another in your story "Washed Up." Tsugaru owned Izaya. XD Anyway, thanks for reading.

Delic Heiwajima."

Oh yes, Delic. You have just gone up on my favorite people list. This… I don't even have words for this. I will do my best to please~ ^o^/ You have my word as the greatest informant in Prustria!

~.~

"IZAYA-KUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

As was the usual for Ikebukuro, the duo was out on the streets, Izaya taking the lead in a series of parkour moves and flashing cocky smirks back at the follower, one very pissed, very monstrous Shizuo Heiwajima‚ They traversed acrossed roof after roof, rushed through alley after alley. Izaya smirked back at him and earned another roar from the brute. There was going to be a lot of property damage. No one doubted that for a split second.

Izaya reached the edge of a lone building and turned, "too bad, Shizu-chan~ I was really having such a great time! You take me to the best places, but then again. I'm afraid our fun is over. I can only stand seeing your monster face for so long~" He dove off the roof and landed safely below on an overhang, rolling off to land with both arms up in a gymnast position, showing off yet another perfectly planned move.

Shizuo jumped off after him.

The informant was walking away when the tearing sound ripped through the air. Turning, Izaya watched as people flocked to the fallen monster. Well, Izaya had somewhat warned him that their fun was over, but would Shizu-chan ever listen? No, probably not.

Smiling, Izaya fluffed up his coat and continued on his way.

~.~

Shizuo blinked to find Izaya looking up at him, he glared back only to find himself shocked as the louse squeaked and flinched, "Tsu-chan~! You're scaring me!"

"Shut up with the nicknames. That one doesn't even make sense."

The informant looked at him with tears beginning to form in his eyes, "It's short for your name Tsugaru-chan. Are you okay? You stopped walking and was out of it for a minute."

Shizuo snorted, "as if, Flea. I was chasing you around Ikebukuro."

"…Tsu-chan, we live in Shinjuku."

"You live in Shinjuku." Shizuo glared at him and began an evil smirk, "but since you want to troll me so bad, I suppose now I can finally kill you."

Izaya stared at him a minute before sobbing. He sat down on the sidewalk, looked at him again, and started to sob hysterically. "Tsu-chan doesn't love me anymore!"

'Please. We hate each other, remember flea… Flea?" Shizuo frowned as the man continued to bawl his eyes out.

"I-I-I c-could n-nev-ver h-hat-te m-my Ts-su-ch-ch-chan."

Shizuo looked down at him a moment before sighing, picking the brat up and walking towards Shinra's place, "come on louse, we're going to see Shinra."

Izaya only curled up deeper into his clothes and sobbed harder.

~.~

Tsugaru frowned as he awakened to find himself looking up at Shinra.

"Shizuo-san! You woke up!" Shinra laughed, "It took me a while to get you out of the hospital. You had a nice head injury, but I patched you up."

Tsugaru blinked, Shizuo-san? He turned his gaze off to the side and moved a bit as he saw Psyche sitting on a nearby recliner, texting on a phone. Shinra winced before clapping his hands together.

"Please, Shizuo! I just fixed this room from the last time you and Izaya fought! Don't mess it up again! I can only replace beds so many times."

Tsugaru chuckled, gaining the gaze of his lover. "Don't worry, Psyche and I won't make love in here. I know you and Celty wouldn't like it."

Shinra paused. Izaya blinked at him before laughing, "the monster's lost his mind! Oh how delightful! And to think I was considering going home and getting online!"

"Izaya~" Shinra shot him a look before turning once more back to Tsugaru, "Shizuo… what do mean?"

Tsugaru frowned a bit, sitting up, "I mean what I said, Psyche," he pointed at the brunet on the recliner, "and I won't mess up your guest room this time. Although I hope Psyche didn't miss work worrying about me." He looked over at the man only to find him staring at him in horror.

"Wait… make love- Shizu-chan! DAMN! That's just nasty." He shut his phone and sighed, "my love is only for my-"

Shinra covered his mouth and smiled, "umm… Psyche and I just need to check your memory. We'll start with the usual and get a little in-depth. First off, what's your name?"

"Tsugaru Heiwajima."

Shinra bit his lip a bit, "and Psyche is what to you?"

"My lover and wife," Tsugaru stated as though it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"I see…" Shinra dropped his hand and pulled Psyche out of the room, "We'll be right back Tsugaru-san!"

"Alright."

Tsugaru watched as the duo left the room, Psyche looking confused and blushing deep red.

~.~