Author note: I don't own Kung Fu Panda. I do own Little Tigress! Nor do I own the bit of the song that Little Tigress sings. If you have an idea of a name for Little Tigress, would you mind shouting it out. I'll give you credit, but I'm not all that good woth nameing things. Enjoy


*Double Trouble*

-Enter Tigress 2.0

"Hi!" Little Tigress said swinging back and forth by her tail.

"Whaaa! How?" was all Po managed to say before the Little Tigress broke free from Mr. Ping's grasp and latched onto Po's face.

"Po! P! O! Po! Panda! Po Ping!" she yelled in a sing-song voice.

"Whaaaa!" Po started to fun with her still attached to his face. With Little Tigress blocking his view he ran into all sorts of broken debris(did I spell that right).

"Ummmmmmmmmmm...how?" Mantis asked to no one in particular.

"Mr. Ping...how?" Viper asked turing to the aged goose

"I have no idea. All I know is that I woke-up this morning to the sounds of someone rummaging through my kitchen and when I came down...she jumped out at me. She's been trying to show me all of these crazy tricks, making a mess of everything." Mr. Ping stared at his son who was at the moment running into a wall with the little thing pulling on his ears.

"Faster, faster! Go-oh faster! Weeeeeee!" she yelled in a hyper voice.

She tugged on Po's ear, leaned down to as though to whisper something to him.

Instead she sang-loudly and off key:

"I AM A SUPER STAR! WITH A BIG BIG HOUSE AND A BIG BIG CAR! I AM A SUPER STAR AND I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!"

"Whaaaaaa!" Po jumped about five feet at that. The little Tigress just laughed and jumped over to the others, hopping from a debris to debris.

"Hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi!" She jumped up and down, up and down, up and down. This girl didn't need any sweets.

"Hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-mmph" Tigress-the real one- finally had enough of her tiny counter part and had covered her mouth.

"We get it. Hi." Tigress said, irked. Sighing, Tigress attempted to regain her composure and then said, "I'm going to take my hand off your mouth and when I do your going to tell us where you came from. Right?" LT(Little Tigress) nodded.

Tigress took her paw off and LT started to blab out her tale.

"Ireallydon''resobig!You'reallalotbiggerthanme!Except Mantis,I'mjustabigbiggerthanyou!I'mhungryDidyouknowthatwithout -mmph!*" Tigress covered LT's mouth again.

"You know what just be quiet." Tigress growled at...well, herself.

"So...what do we do with her? We can't just leave her to lay waste to the valley." Crane said as Po finally got up and walked back to the Five.

Once over Po's eyes tripled in size as he looked at LT he shouted, "Tigress she can't breathe!"

Looking down at LT, Tigress saw that indeed the little one wasn't breathe. Tigress was sure she wasn't grasping her that tight.

Tigress let go to reveal that LT was actually holding just holding her breath. She held it until she passed out.

"Okay..." Mantis started slowly poking her with his 'thingies', "what do we do with her now?"

Everyone shrugged.

"Well I don't think that she should stay here...Who knows what she'll do to the villagers..." Viper stated.

"Right," Po said as he picked LT up. She was so alive...it was hard to believe that this had once been his Tigress action figure.


*The entire rammble didn't show up so here is what she was supposed to blab off:

I really don't know. I just woke-up and here I was. Wow you're so big. You're all a lot bigger than me. Except mantis I'm just a bit bigger tham you. I'm hungry. Did you know that without mucus your stomach would dissolve itself and -mmph!

Pardon any spelling errors!