Ben: Alright, so Aunt Monica and Uncle Chandler had another set of twins

Chandler: Well, the girl is Ramona.

Monica: And the boy is Drake.

Thank-you, Dr. Ramoray.

Ben: I told Mom I had a crush on some girl and she freaked out. Joey's getting married and Aunt Phoebe wants more babies. I don't understand this adults much, but they are sometimes seems a bit too crazy.

Susan(from behind him): One of them really is.

(Theme song and title sequence play. Scene opens in Chandler and Monica's house. Ross, Rachel and Joey are sitting on the Sofa. Mike is holding his board of "Welcome Baby Bings" of Jack and Erica's time of birth).

Ross: Hey! Do you guys realize that we now have total 6 kids in our group. I mean when they grow up, they can be us!
Joey: Hey what about my kids?

Ross: You don't have kids!

Joey: Yeah but I'm gonna have them someday. I mean how many days can they hold themselves from becoming humans when they are already inside such an awesome being, right?

Rachel: Wow Joey! That is some science!
Ross: You know, they can be a part of the group too, a little bit though. Like Mike or Erin, you know, who don't really belong.

Mike: I'm standing right here.

Joey (a bit angry): You know who can be an outsider, BEN! He is completely the son of those lesbians and they don't belong.

Phoebe: No! Oh, No! Ben can be the Chandler of the group when he grows up!

Ross: What?
Phoebe: Ross, have you seen him run?

Rachel (laughs): and he is funny too; remember the coin incident and the one with the toilet seat- pee goes everywhere…

(pause)

Everyone: Rachel, you mean to say that Chandler is funny?

(Scene ends and open up in Chandler and Monica's bedroom)

Chandler: They are ours, really ours.

Monica (horrified): Chandler! Don't say that! Jack and Erica are our own as much as these.

Chandler: I know, sweety. I'm sorry. I did not mean that.

(Chandler and Monica kiss)

Monica: You know I totally intended to name one of these Janice

Chandler: That's… (shocked ) Wh wh a aa t? That will be so cruel. And they are just born!

Monica: Do you know how much pain they gave me coming out? Its much worse than when Janice goes (imitates Janice's laughter)

Chandler: No! Don't do that! I see what you mean. I glad we named them Ramona and Drake

Scene closes and opens up in the living room. Everyone in same position. Enter Erin.

Joey: Monica and Chandler named their babies after me!

Erin: Huh?

Rachel: He means that they first named Joey and then they named the babies (Laughs alone. No one else does.)

Rachel: You know, after him.

Erin: I still don't get it.

Ross: Joey was being very supportive when Monica was giving birth. So in honor of him, they named their kids Ramona and Drake. As in Drake Ramoray.

Ross: Hey that's what we did with Ben.

Phoebe(excited): Do you remember the Janitor's clothes I had wore. His name was Ben. Ohhhh! So you named him after me?

Joey: When I have twins, I'm totally gonna name them Monica and Chandler.

Rachel: And how do you know you are going to have twins?

Joey (exasperated): Rache, look at me! When Chandler can manage two at a time, I can manage seven!

(pause)

Ross: Joey, the birth and number of babies is not actually dependant on how…

Joey: (cuts him) Yeah, yeah, Ross. If you had given this information to the Dinos they probably wouldn't be extinct right now.

Scene closes and opens in Central Perk. Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofa, Joey is sitting on the side table.

Gunther: Ladies and Gentleman, back by demand, we re-welcome, Phoebe Buffay!

(claps)

Phoebe: I am glad that you all are still eager to hear me after so much time. So here is a new song. This song is for a friend of mine who was bitten by a stray dog yesterday. Its called Rabies and the tune might be familiar but its really original.

(Following tune of Justin Bieber's 'Baby')

You are too scary

You are hazardous

You can kill people

You are nothing but wuss

You can attack me

I won't give in

You can't defeat me

You'll never ever ever ever win

Rabies! Rabies! Rabies! Oh!

You suck, rabies, rabies, rabies, oh!

(Phoebe stops. There is no movement.)

Phoebe: Rabies is a diseases caused by Dog Bite. Please pray for my friend so that she gets well. (Loudly) This is all for you, Regina!

(This time there is a thunderous applause)

Phoebe sits down besides Rachel

Rachel: What was all that about, Pheebs?

Phoebe: Well at first, I thought I would do a song for the new born babies. And this tune came automatically to me. But then these words seemed more perfect.

Ross: Yeah. They were like, irreplaceable. You certainly are the best Pheebs!

Phoebe (smirks): Oh Ross, both of us are married now! Move on

Credits appear on screen.

Credits Scene

Gunther: I heard someone talking about it today Rachel, are you married now?

Rachel: Yes Gunther.

Gunther: I had thought at least someone will inform me, if not invite.

Rachel: You know, Gunther, I purposely didn't invite you. You and I share this…. History, you know

Gunther: (smiles to himself) what do you see in that Ross? His hair is Black!