A/N: Kay. So...since people have asked me to, I'm writing another chapter. Now, I'm aware this story has received some negative reception. If you're going to leave a negative review, don't leave an anonymous one. Obviously I will delete it. This story is supposed to be silly and over-the-top. That's the point. Thank you to all the people who can take a joke, and I hope you enjoy the next installment of: Lief is a Bully!

Now, when we left off, Lief was laughing, Dain was saying, "Aw daygers," and Barda was very confused. Now, Jasmine has reconnected with the group and is animatedly chatting with Lief.

"So, you guys, how did you manage without me?" Jasmine questioned. Lief shrugged.

"We were fine. I mean, I only lost my temper like...once," he boasted. Dain and Barda gave him a disbelieving look. They both knew what really happened, but they weren't going to say anything lest Lief attack them again.

"Barda," Dain whispered, "We need to do something about Lief."

"Such as..?" Barda whispered in return.

"We need to get rid of him somehow. We could sell him to the Shadow Lord and complete the quest ourselves..." the sly Ol suggested, hinting at his true nature. Barda pondered the idea.

"Well...I don't know..." he sighed, unsure of what to do. Lief was his friend. Although...lately the young blonde had been a handful so...

"You know you want to~" Dain half hissed, smirking. Barda shrugged. "Eh, what the hell. I might as well just go with the flow.." he reasoned.

"Sure, why not," he agreed. Dain cheered inwardly but merely nodded on the outside.

"I have a perfect idea.."

*A few hours later...*

"Hey Lief," Dain started quietly. Lief turned to him, currently eating roast mutton.

"Wfftth? Wffth do yuh wfnnt, idiot?" he asked, his mouth full of the not-so-yummy meat. Dain rolled his eyes before continuing.

"I was thinking that maybe we should go get some water or something," the Ol suggested. His idea wasn't all that cunning, but required the blonde to cooperate just a little bit. Silently, Barda made sure he had a small piece of cloth to be used as a gag and a coil of rope.

Lief swallowed and cleared his throat. He looked to Jasmine for approval, which she gave with a slight nod of her head. The blonde puffed his chest out to appear more manly. "Why of course! I will accompany you two absolute wimps and assist you with fetching the water!" he declared. Dain sighed.

"Okay. Thank you, Lief," he faked a pleasant smile. Lief nodded in return and grabbed the canteens, walking with them to the river they had found. Quietly, Barda slipped out of sight, the darkness veiling his presence. Dain looked at Lief. "Hey, I just want to say...I'm almost sorry about this. But not really, considering the nightmare you have put me through, you idiotic human," the Ol said cheerfully. Lief turned around in confusion.

"WHAT?" he screeched, tackling Dain and angrily slapping him. The Ol merely laughed wickedly, no longer caring how the blonde abused his fake body. Barda came from behind the trees with a triumphant expression then quickly tied Dain up. "HA HA!" Lief cheered.

"What's going on?" Dain hissed, his eyes narrowing. Barda shrugged.

"Hey. I just do what I'm told. Lief told me to do this," he replied. The Ol sighed in frustration then untied himself with ease. "Well that was just pointless."

Lief scowled. "No it wasn't! It was totally amusing, idiot." To add injury to insult, the blonde punched Dain, giving him a black eye. "If Jasmine asks, you fell on a rock."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever..." Dain muttered. He gingerly touched his sore eye and winced, but decided to let it slide this one time. After all...if all went according to plan, Lief would die anyway. Eventually.

They returned to Jasmine with full canteens and relatively bad tempers. "Welcome back guys!" Jasmine greeted them cheerfully. Barda nodded, Dain mumbled a hello, and Lief glared at her. The girl shrunk back a bit when greeted by them like this. She opened her mouth to say something else but quickly shut it after glancing at Lief once more.

"Yeah that's right, don't talk you little idiot," Lief growled quietly, his temper still reeling. Jasmine's eyes narrowed.

"What did you just call me?" she asked quietly.

"A little idiot," an oblivious Lief repeated. Jasmine walked over to him and pressed the pressure point on his neck, making the blonde pass out. She smirked in triumph and sat back down in her previous spot.

"Good night boys!" she said to Bard and Dain cheerfully. They both gulped.

"Good night, Jasmine!" the sung in unison. After Jasmine fell asleep, they lapsed into conversation again.

"Perhaps it's Jasmine we should avoid getting angry.." Barda murmured thoughtfully.

"Perhaps. After all, women are pretty scary..." Dain agreed.