A/N- I really missed Morgana and Gwen in the last episode. Here's what I like to believe went down in Morgana's shack, while Arthur was having fun times with his servant.
Spoilers for 404
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(Door to MORGANA'S ridiculously cosy for-an-evil-witch's house bangs open. GWEN enters)
Morgana (spins round with knife in hand): Gwen! What are you doing here?
Gwen: I'm joining you (removes cloak, strides past MORGANA, to collapse, exhausted, into a mossy armchair)
Morgana: Excuse me?
Gwen: I can't stay there, Morgana! It's embarrassing. Arthur is meant to be courting me in secret, but the other day Merlin jumped on him, in the middle of a meeting. And Arthur's trousers were down. I can't compete with that!
Morgana (suspicious): But you always said you knew something was going on between those two...
Gwen (wailing): Yes, but it's getting completely out of hand. Did you even hear what I just said? Arthur. Trousers. DOWN. (Looking harassed) plus, thanks to you, Lancelot's gone gallivanting off somewhere, no doubt he'll be back soon, but if Arthur doesn't want me looking like this-
(GWEN gestures to her cleavage) why should Lancelot? Arthur doesn't even look at them, and they're right in front of his face! He only has eyes for Merlin, and what does Merlin have? I think Arthur has an ear fetish or something.
Morgana (trying to avoid looking at Gwen's chest): You really ought to put those away, Gwen, they're awfully distracting.
Gwen (blushing): yes, well, that's what I thought!
Morgana (thoughtfully): Well, I guess if you really want to join me, you can. I didn't like the thought of killing you anyway. I have spare black dresses in the cupboard...